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August 9th, 07:45 PM
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Hates his name.
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: socal
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why is that funny exactly? Im assuming you were using gravity fed "Viewloader" hoppers?
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^^this is the funnies noob moment..jk
one of my friends wanting to use full auto and thinking it was good
same friend wanting a 24 inch barrel
sam friend thinking fanning was accurate
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August 9th, 08:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: NH
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This kid I know, "My Quantum is faster than your Halo"
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August 9th, 09:34 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
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how come its not shooting (it was un-cocked) yea i got tons of noob wannabes at my school who talk about scenario and sniping and stuff
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August 9th, 09:39 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Ontario Canada
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today i talked to a kid, and my friends that were on his bus said he told them that hes sponcered by WDP and gets a new angel every week, so ofcourse i go over to his house and say hey man so you have an angel?!!?!? and hes like nahh i borrowed it to my friend im like ohhhh ohhh cool man cool, so your sponcored by WDP too hes like no i used to be im like oh why not any more and hes like kuz i didnt like it im like ohh cool cool, so what would u set your LPR to when u played and he said i dont play with it anymore. my friends also said that he told them he plays with NOS as a tank, he actually sayd " i use my brothers NOS tank on my angel"
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August 10th, 10:38 PM
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Established Member
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Solvang
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^^this is the funnies noob moment..jk
one of my friends wanting to use full auto and thinking it was good
same friend wanting a 24 inch barrel
sam friend thinking fanning was accurate
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same friend thought the pros use nitrous oxide to shoot their markers
same friend thought XSV is the worst team in the NPPL
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August 14th, 04:17 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Wisconsin rapids
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"my halo b hopper shoots 122 bps on my spyder imagine" <---lmao enough said
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August 16th, 01:17 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: San Diego, Ca.
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/\/\ ....wow, i am speechless. lol
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September 4th, 08:13 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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A guy walked up to me and 2 of my friends at school.Let's just say this guy tries way too hard to be liked so he lies constantly.Well one day he came up to us and said I bought a paintball gun last night.We were like "Cool, what kind?"...his reply "a C02 Gun"....we laughed....hard.
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September 4th, 02:51 PM
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oh so uber 1337.
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Regina, Sask, Canada
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yesterday at my local feild, a guy was chronoing his gun *bang-bang-bang-bang!!* and his friend said to someone else watching "see i told you he had full auto"
of course he just ran out of CO2.. lol
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September 4th, 08:34 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Atlanta
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yesterday at my local feild, a guy was chronoing his gun *bang-bang-bang-bang!!* and his friend said to someone else watching "see i told you he had full auto"
of course he just ran out of CO2.. lol
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September 6th, 08:19 PM
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totally awesome
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: florida
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its not really a comment but i was going to help a of my coworkers son(11-12yrs old) with paintballing (why pick a 'noob' to help? cause i was the only one she knew who played) and it was his first time out on a field so he is wearing football shoulder pads with two sweaters over it and three pairs of paints(mind you its florida at around 80 degrees)...i felt bad cause people were laughing at him but i guess thats what you get : P
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September 6th, 08:23 PM
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The Fatrix
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Atlanta
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its not really a comment but i was going to help a of my coworkers son(11-12yrs old) with paintballing (why pick a 'noob' to help? cause i was the only one she knew who played) and it was his first time out on a field so he is wearing football shoulder pads with two sweaters over it and three pairs of paints(mind you its florida at around 80 degrees)...i felt bad cause people were laughing at him but i guess thats what you get : P
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wow. i wear a jersey/ tshirt and 2004 dye hybrids which rnt that thick. i dont even feel the pain anymore. paintball plus wrestling have given me a high pain tolerance.
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September 6th, 08:37 PM
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totally awesome
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: florida
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wow. i wear a jersey/ tshirt and 2004 dye hybrids which rnt that thick. i dont even feel the pain anymore. paintball plus wrestling have given me a high pain tolerance.
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i dont have any cool paintball clothes yet...i guess that just make me look more like a 'noob' haha oh well
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September 7th, 08:18 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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wow. i wear a jersey/ tshirt and 2004 dye hybrids which rnt that thick. i dont even feel the pain anymore. paintball plus wrestling have given me a high pain tolerance.
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Yeah, its weird.I remember when I first started playing I wore thick clothes, and as soon as I would get hit I would raise up my hands and scream at the top of my lungs HIT!!! Now,I wear a jersey and Hybrid pants and I make sure it busted and check myself out real good.It's weird how the pain tolerance goes up.
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September 7th, 04:57 PM
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The Fatrix
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Atlanta
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Yeah, its weird.I remember when I first started playing I wore thick clothes, and as soon as I would get hit I would raise up my hands and scream at the top of my lungs HIT!!! Now,I wear a jersey and Hybrid pants and I make sure it busted and check myself out real good.It's weird how the pain tolerance goes up.
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i started out wearin a thin sweatshirt (cuz it was winter) and jeans. now i dont notice or care about pain.
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September 7th, 06:56 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Winnipeg, Mb, CAnada
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Guy went out one the feild in shorts and a tshirt... he got owned. It was me.  |
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September 7th, 07:15 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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haha, lol...I did that one time. I thought i was gonna be a bad ass so I wore shorts and I got hit up high in the back of the leg.I don't care what you say.That crap hurts...
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September 7th, 07:19 PM
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The Fatrix
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Atlanta
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haha, lol...I did that one time. I thought i was gonna be a bad ass so I wore shorts and I got hit up high in the back of the leg.I don't care what you say.That crap hurts...
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September 7th, 08:16 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: uh... idk?
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yeah i always start the day with my jersey on, but I end up with my Tshirt on cuz its so damn hot in Atlanta. No wonder they call it "Hotlanta"
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September 7th, 08:23 PM
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totally awesome
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: florida
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supposedly theres a chick at my local field thats pro and plays in a skirt and flip flops
EDIT: i guess this really shouldnt go in this thread but everyone is talking about clothes...so i chimed in
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