"Dude! A 98Custom is like the best gun out there!"
"I'm a sniper, what barrel should I get"----Most common seems like
"HPA makes the ball hurt more"
"This Evolution hopper makes the gun shoot faster!"-(this gun did not have eyes and it was a 98, wasn't even electric.)
"My Vs2 even with a gravity hopper, will kick your PMR's A** "-Almost Sh** myself hearing that.
"Dude! A 98Custom is like the best gun out there!"
"I'm a sniper, what barrel should I get"----Most common seems like
"HPA makes the ball hurt more"
"This Evolution hopper makes the gun shoot faster!"-(this gun did not have eyes and it was a 98, wasn't even electric.)
"My Vs2 even with a gravity hopper, will kick your PMR's A** "-Almost Sh** myself hearing that.
The VS2 is a pretty good beginner's gun, even though it's nowhere near the PMR.
Me: I'll be glad to sell you one, but why do you want a Low Pressure tank? You said you have a Shocker and an Autococker, and both of them take High Pressure. The only purpose for an LP tank is really some Angels. You don't have an Angel, correct?
Moron:No, it's for my Shocker. (Moron's text made grammatically correct to make readable....Trust me, the original conversation was painful.)
Me: Why would you use LP on a Shocker?
Moron: Because, LP tanks are more efficient, more accurate, and the balls go farther. (Actual quote. Again, cleaned up a bit.)
Me:Oh, uh, yeah...I see....
This made me laugh. You can use an LP tank on a shocker, viking, ion, or pretty much any other gun that runs at less than 250 psi or so. Yeah, if your 98c could operate at 200 psi you could use an LP tank on it. Why you would do this to a 98c i do not know, but it could be done.
My Brother's Freind Told me this, "Im going to be a sniper! Im going to turn up my velocity all the way and shoot people from far away, and when they get close, im going to screw off my 21 inch and put on a 12 inch and turn down my velocity and fight close combat style"
the worst one was my sister:
"That goo gun hurts worse than a paintball. You throw em at me all the time!"
Me- "Paintballs go alot faster than i can throw them, that goo gun shoots as fast as i can throw"
her- "Yeha right"
So I took her out to the field; she got lit up and cried.
I know this is an old thread but a kid came in the shop tonight and said tht he bought alonger barrel and now he needed his dwell set the thing is it was a mech. marker I felt bad for the kid and asked him who told him this .He told me that he knew this from past markers he bought from other shops.I don't know if I should feel bad for him or the dumb people in the shops he used to shopat
well one i heard someone saying that theyre gun was shotting fully automatic, wiht i new was impossible for a spyder victor as you all know he had simply run out of c02
also i overheard a lieing little kid sayign that at his house he has a sniper angel that shot 400 balls per second
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Me and two of my friends went out to one of my grandpas fields and decided to play paintball. I had a 20oz c02 tank and the friend that was actually played paintball had a 12oz co2 tank.
It was the middle of winter(dee dee dee)and there was about a foot of snow. I had My Spyder MR1 and My friend had his really old 98 which i had just fixed for him(other friend was just a target). I had given each one a tippmann squadbuster. I hadent told them the secret about getting them to explode which u need especialy in the winter. if u dont know the secret well i guess its more common sense but anyway you just massage the little bead in the grenade.
well we played for a little bit and they ran out of paint and decided to throw the grenades. "the target" gave his grenade to my other friend and he pulled the pin and threw the first one, I preped it and threw it back. he popped up all blue and scarcasticly yelled "you missed", he got a ball between the eyes. so he threw the other one at me, i mean AT, remembering the other one didnt "go off". it hit me in the leg not exploding so i threw it back not trying to make it explode. so he is behind a tractor wheel doing somthing when i here him yell AHHHHHH CRAP at the top of his lungs. he gets up walks toward me he was as blue as a frikin smurf and i just laughed my butt off it was hilarius. when we were done i asked him why he yelled behind the tire well he thuoght it would be a good idea to cut a hole in the frikin grenade before he threw it.I swear I couldnt stop laughing for like 10 minutes. it was frikin hilarius
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