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**TheConMan41** · June 25th, 09:04 PM

i used this one once.... the first time i went paintballing in like 1998 i wore like 10 short sleeve t-shirts under a hoodie and said that it was all i was wearing... too bad i got shot in the nads.....

**Ryan_Page** · June 25th, 09:06 PM

first time i played i wore my dads insulated coveralls, i coudent run.. i got shot 28 times.. but didn't feel it much, just like little taps.

**1337** · June 25th, 09:23 PM

One kid said to me

"Holy crap your gun is full auto!"

I held the trigger, one shot, he held the trigger, 1 shot.

He felt so embarassed and stupid after that.

Another thing is, a newbie ref was working at ww and I asked him what gun he shot and he said a 98c. So he asks me what I shot and I say a trix and he didn't know what it was.

**Hawk** · June 25th, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Javaman

An enemy ran out of air so his gun started burping and one of my newbie teammates yelled "get down! He's going full auto!"

I think someone else on this forum experienced the same thing

The First Time I was playing, In my Friends woods, His gun ran out of Air. It had never happend to me before, and I had no Idea what was going on, I just Ducked my Head real, I am REAL low behind the Fallen Tree Bunker and Said "what the hell is happening over there!?!" Then I climbed out of my Bunker and We both ran up and He grabbed a new Tank. We Aligned forces went Back into the Woods and Came out into a Field, Then A rouge Ball Came Flying out of Nowhere, It was like something in a War movie, Pwoove! Right Past my Friends head. It looked awsome, I yelled "RUN!!" we had about thrity Feet untill anycover and the Cover was a Low Woodpile, WE Ducked down and Hoped for the Best as Paintballs we wizzing past us, Some we bouncing off the Ground and hitting me the Leg, Not breaking but hitting none the less, He Ran out of Balls and We came running out of our Woodpile Bunker and Shot Randomly where they where they we coming from, My Last shot I got him Right in the Chest,
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Johnny_Fred · June 26th, 10:58 AM

use paragraphs next time

my eyes

hurt

a lot

Johnny_Fred · June 26th, 11:07 AM

one of my friends said to the store paintball person @ the field "can i buy some bullets to shoot my friend with" i shoock my head @ him, he also said "my friend has an angel with a flatline, he can hit someone from a 1000 feet away" i laughed at him then

**BC_paintballa** · June 26th, 01:21 PM

I was holding my pirhana and some kid says," wow how much did that autococker cost?"

btw: i dont have my fishy anymore, im getting a matrix

**N2_sh00ter** · June 26th, 03:31 PM

A kid in school said "I just got an angle 4 300 bucks, and I'm going to snipe everyone I see on the feild" LOL

**WoodballeR** · June 27th, 05:55 PM

my one friend talkin bout a flatline barrel
Joe:"well we dont have to worry bout him, his barrel is bent"

**H1ddeN Fury** · June 28th, 10:51 PM

i know this one crazy kid who is like obsessed with the mafia and james bond n stuff like that and i told him i was gonna play paintball this weekend and he said

"I want a paintball gun that looks like a M16, those are the best ever. I would own you with that."

I sighed and just walked away...

**TheConMan41** · June 29th, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxfirexxx

my favorite is "I'm going to be a sniper"
For an actual sniper, that means seeking out players from cover and shooting them with one paintball on the first try, without blowing their cover.
For a newb: not wanting to get shot.

this coming from the same guy who thought that nitro in tanks was the same as n20 in cars

**NotSo EasyRider** · June 30th, 01:17 AM

I overheard this while I as lining up with a bunch of walk-ons:
"I saw this on King of the Hill. Let's all hide up in the trees."

Needless to say, there was nothing fit for climbing over 5 feet on the field.

**inkjt510** · June 30th, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk

The First Time I was playing, In my Friends woods, His gun ran out of Air. It had never happend to me before, and I had no Idea what was going on, I just Ducked my Head real, I am REAL low behind the Fallen Tree Bunker and Said "what the hell is happening over there!?!" Then I climbed out of my Bunker and We both ran up and He grabbed a new Tank. We Aligned forces went Back into the Woods and Came out into a Field, Then A rouge Ball Came Flying out of Nowhere, It was like something in a War movie, Pwoove! Right Past my Friends head. It looked awsome, I yelled "RUN!!" we had about thrity Feet untill anycover and the Cover was a Low Woodpile, WE Ducked down and Hoped for the Best as Paintballs we wizzing past us, Some we bouncing off the Ground and hitting me the Leg, Not breaking but hitting none the less, He Ran out of Balls and We came running out of our Woodpile Bunker and Shot Randomly where they where they we coming from, My Last shot I got him Right in the Chest,
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Try Not To Type With A Capital Letter At The Start Of Every Word Like I'm Doing Now!

**backintothegame** · June 30th, 03:50 PM

" Dude check out how fast i can walk it ... " He had is gun on auto ... he was just tolding the trigger ...

Johnny_Fred · June 30th, 05:41 PM

"ha, i can get walk faster than you" pulls the trigger, the safety's on, "moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom, my guns broken, buy me a new one"

spoiled little newb...

BushmasterMAN · July 1st, 01:26 PM

ahahaaahahhhahaha!!!!!

themainevent · July 1st, 03:52 PM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ROFLMAO !!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!!elevnty!!!!!!!\1!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

BushmasterMAN · July 1st, 05:55 PM

I have actually done this..."How the hell do I adjust my regulator!!!???"

**kaminski** · July 1st, 07:12 PM

my dad when he bought a brand new 98custom power pack
"So, will these paintballs melt in the garage

**sucks2bu** · July 1st, 07:34 PM