me and a n00b were hanging out behind a bunker at the back of a woodsball field and he tells me "cover fire for me, i'm reloading!" i'm like wtf were at the back of the field behind a bunker why do you need cover fire? and he says "i bet theres a sniper with a bead on your head right now!!!!" and then he just runs up the field dry-firing trying to be all Rambo and instantly is out. Funny he had an epiphany and later on that day he told me it was broken and asked me to fix it. So i ask whats wrong with it and he says its not shooting gas isn't even working. I look at it, the hopper and the gun both ain't on! even later on that day, "my bullets are chopping!!!!! wtf!!!!" he was shooting Monster Ball in an epiphany on ramping. OMFG SOME n00bs are so ****ing stupid.
Yeah, I sound like a complete noob, but what is ramping? I used to know when I was on here a lot, but now I completely forget.
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Diablo Owner #6
Diablo Mongoose II
all stock
Halo B-custom paintjob w/ speedfeed and rip drive
Hopefully soon an SP Progressive barrel 14" and
V-Force Profiler(big hope)
Ok, so say my gun is 16 bps and I'm shooting 20 bps, that's ramping?
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Diablo Owner #6
Diablo Mongoose II
all stock
Halo B-custom paintjob w/ speedfeed and rip drive
Hopefully soon an SP Progressive barrel 14" and
V-Force Profiler(big hope)
No, like you're the trigger 8 times a second (so that should equate to 8 bps), but your gun is actually shooting 15 bps.
Ramping is essentially more than one shot per trigger pull.
Ohh, ok. I got it now. But what would allow this? A new trigger board?
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Diablo Owner #6
Diablo Mongoose II
all stock
Halo B-custom paintjob w/ speedfeed and rip drive
Hopefully soon an SP Progressive barrel 14" and
V-Force Profiler(big hope)
I don't really play that much so, until I do I'll just stick with my stock board. I don't need anything special...yet. I'll be getting a new gun and stuff before I start to worry about new switch boards and the such. Right now I want to get a new barrel, hopper, mask, and ball harness.
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Diablo Owner #6
Diablo Mongoose II
all stock
Halo B-custom paintjob w/ speedfeed and rip drive
Hopefully soon an SP Progressive barrel 14" and
V-Force Profiler(big hope)
Thats a good list you got. Too many noobs want new boards before they get anything else. You really don't need ramping unless you're getting into tourny ball. I see you want a SP progressive, or so says your sig.
It's a decent barrel, but I suggest you getting a barrel with multiple backs or inserts. The Emipre Revolver and Evil Pipe kit's are both relatively inexpensive, and they give you much more flexability when constantly switching and using different paint.
Ok, I was thinking about one of them, because I normally just buy whatever paint I can get. I use mainly MonsterBalls(I know...) and they seem to fit fine and work good with my barrel. But I really like the look of the Progressive barrel so I don't know yet.
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Diablo Owner #6
Diablo Mongoose II
all stock
Halo B-custom paintjob w/ speedfeed and rip drive
Hopefully soon an SP Progressive barrel 14" and
V-Force Profiler(big hope)
hmm u seem to know about the downsides of monsterball if your are going to get a new barrel u might want to just save up your money and buy better paint. wait disregard that I think azn has a youtube vid about making monsterball decent.
Okay I'll check it out if he gives me the name of it.
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Diablo Owner #6
Diablo Mongoose II
all stock
Halo B-custom paintjob w/ speedfeed and rip drive
Hopefully soon an SP Progressive barrel 14" and
V-Force Profiler(big hope)
Diablo Mongoose II
all stock
Halo B-custom paintjob w/ speedfeed and rip drive
Hopefully soon an SP Progressive barrel 14" and
V-Force Profiler(big hope)
once this noob saw me practicing with v balls (he went and told all his noob friends LMFAO!!)but anyway a couple v balls didnt have any velcro anymore (it had been worn away) and this noob was like
you play with those? that must hurt.
and then he chickened out of our game and left with three of his other friedns and we won by forfeit
it was the worst day ever we didnt get to play
so then we just played between the 9 of us left and my team won anyway
i got one that happened yesterday. I found out theres a paintball club at my college thats interested in playing in tournaments. of course im stoked. I go to the first meeting and heres the convo that occurs.
D= dumb ass leader of club
R=res <me>
RD=random dude
D=ok welcome to the paintball club first i would like all of your credentials and what equipment you have
RD= well I havent played in any tournament but I have an autococker.
D= Whoa you have an autococker awesome...we have our front man
R= *thinking* this has got to be bad
D= well i guess ill go now...ive yet to play in an actual tournament but i play lots of speedball and im fast. I shoot a timmy
R= Sweet. you got an Intimidator those are pretty expensive.
D= No you noob i shoot a Tippman everyone knows that's what timmy means
R=*Gets up walks out the door laughing*
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