lol thats pretty good, i got 2 the first is from way back in the day when i started playing and we all had rental pumps,
this was my buddy mike but i totally believed him,
"never play speed ball against anyone with a semi-auto gun, its crazy and hurts too much"
and this one acually happened on this site a while back in a discussion about remote lines, there was a guy absolutly CONVINCED that there was such thing as a wireless remote line, as in the tank is on your back and there is nothing conecting it to the marker.
and i know that at some point in time we have all believed that frozen paintballs would hurt a hole lot more than non frozen ones.
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Lol, some newbie that came to our weekly games session at my freinds house said it would be a good scam to just go to the gas station with an adapter and get HPA off the free tire pump, so he dont have to pay for it, lol!!
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Lol, some newbie that came to our weekly games session at my freinds house said it would be a good scam to just go to the gas station with an adapter and get HPA off the free tire pump, so he dont have to pay for it, lol!!
lol
this is wen i jus recently got my marker n jus testin it out
me: i was jus shootin my gun around a lil while ago
roommate: o, did u use air or jus the battery?
me: *thinkin to myself* do i really have a choice... lol?
roommate: cuz if u use air it makes it hurt so much more.
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ya...i shot the ref in the back of the head because i couldn't see his body. all i saw was his head stickin out of the bunker and he flipped!! it was my exact first time playing. the ref was lookin around for who shot him and i hid XD and he held the game off for like...2 minutes.
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Last week i went paintballing and a kid behind the bunker closest to the beggining screams as loud as he can cover me im reloading funniest thing ive ever seen
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I usually stick my gun under their mask and ramp on their face for a few seconds to disorient them, then I proceed to tank whip them in the nuts repetitively until they pass out in the middle of the field so I can wear them on my back like a buffalo hide and sneak behind the rest of their team. lol
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when i was playing two new guys one of them asked "do electric guns hurt worse than non electric" if you dont completely understand this just think about it
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LOL o man i have plenty..when i first started i was 13. i bought a sft shocker totally upd.for 200$..i didnt no how to work it..brought it to the shop. they shot and said its fine....(at that time i didnt no it was a good gun) lol.so later it never worked for me so i threw it out.....i miss that thing im no longer a newbie. and im a sponsered player with probably the same leval of u as u guys. except i have a thing for classic guns so all im running for guns are PROstock, SUPERstock, ..and yeah i wouldnt wont any other gun then my super. peronally i hate when newb run off with there mouth about autocockers. and my mag. there the charger and challnger of paintball to me.
and one kid at my local store every time i go in there. he grabs his spyder rodeo and starts clicking away. probably at 3bps. and he thinks hes good cause he works there..it makes me mad lol.
and oenm kid i go with he has all the all out gear. his mom baught him all of it..and he has all red and black dye ..and hes not sponsered and he plays bushball with ppl useing spyders
LOL o man i have plenty..when i first started i was 13. i bought a sft shocker totally upd.for 200$..i didnt no how to work it..brought it to the shop. they shot and said its fine....(at that time i didnt no it was a good gun) lol.so later it never worked for me so i threw it out.....i miss that thing im no longer a newbie. and im a sponsered player with probably the same leval of u as u guys. except i have a thing for classic guns so all im running for guns are PROstock, SUPERstock, ..and yeah i wouldnt wont any other gun then my super. peronally i hate when newb run off with there mouth about autocockers. and my mag. there the charger and challnger of paintball to me.
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and one kid at my local store every time i go in there. he grabs his spyder rodeo and starts clicking away. probably at 3bps. and he thinks hes good cause he works there..it makes me mad lol.
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and oenm kid i go with he has all the all out gear. his mom baught him all of it..and he has all red and black dye ..and hes not sponsered and he plays bushball with ppl useing spyders
there was this one time, were a noob triple (not double) posted on a forum... :P
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I was playin woodsball a while back, and it wasent so much what the kid said it was what he did. he went about 100 ft out of bounds ran all the way behind the opposing team and started to shoot all of them in the back of the head, although his aim sucked. so he got lit up a couple seconds later. The funniest part was after he got out he started calling the other team "cheaters" because they shot him more than once. And so that he thought that was an automatic win for his team.
edit another one- I came up to bunker a new kid and i decided not to because he was new and he didnt know what he was doing so once i got there i yelled "surrender" and the second after i yelled that he responds with "NO" and he lifts his barell up to my goggles and shoots 3-4 times. I was freaking pissed, i swear i would have killed the kid (he was like 13) if i could actually see out of the painted goggles.
Are you that much of a freaking idiot? Just shoot him . Or gun tap him. Don't say "surrender". Who cares if he's 13, shooting him down will do good for his developing hormones.
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since my dad is in the military we are livin in Germany and we have 1 paintball place with like 6 fields. since were in germany we dont have any refs. i wanted to verse my brother but he was too afraid. so i had my friend that is a girl go in there and when his back was turned i switched spots with her. once we started playin and he realized it was me, he took off his mask on the field and said i quit cause ur paintballs hurt more. all of us were usin the tippman rentals. and i said "dude they hurt the same" and he said "no ur gun get 100 bullets per second they will kill me"
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..i miss that thing im no longer a newbie. and im a sponsered player with probably the same leval of u as u guys. except i have a thing for classic guns so all im running for guns are PROstock, SUPERstock, ..and yeah i wouldnt wont any other gun then my super. peronally i hate when newb run off with there mouth about autocockers. and my mag. there the charger and challnger of paintball to me.
Just shoot him 
