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weezy232 · May 31st, 08:58 PM

so today i was playing at the local field when two guys were hiding behind a buncher, so i snuck around to light em up. when i went to shoot i forgot my gun was on saftey and the lit me up badly.. haha it was funny but it sucks..
very noob thing to do

weezy232 · May 31st, 08:59 PM

also today when we were walking out to the base, these to kids next to me and my friend chris said, one to the other" here hold my gun", so the kid grabs and gun and hits the trigger and shot my friend in the wrist at most 2ft.

DBpaintballer · June 5th, 07:58 PM

i took my friend out for the first time. he just bought an a5. he went out with a back pack of unprotected paintballs no co2 and no hopper. he would get out a paintball stick it in the cyclone cock the gun then spin the cyclone with his finger he thought it was broken and kept complaining. he got shot in the head, feel on the ground, cried, and then realized that the 2000 rounds of paint had popped and was leaking out of his bag

We thought it wouldve been funny to not tell him before the game and we were right;P

messymeese · June 5th, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DBpaintballer

i took my friend out for the first time. he just bought an a5. he went out with a back pack of unprotected paintballs no co2 and no hopper. he would get out a paintball stick it in the cyclone cock the gun then spin the cyclone with his finger he thought it was broken and kept complaining. he got shot in the head, feel on the ground, cried, and then realized that the 2000 rounds of paint had popped and was leaking out of his bag

We thought it wouldve been funny to not tell him before the game and we were right;P

ha...

Toy Soldier · June 6th, 10:14 PM

Some new guy was at our local feild and asked "why do they call it PAINT ball"

So i explained... "well... the balls are filled with paint and they are in a ball form. And he replies "oh well they could just call it gun ball" and now im annoyed so i say "well we dont go around shooting guns at people with balls do we?" "well i suppose not" he said

fajorey · June 7th, 05:01 PM

Some one asked me " How do I cock a Shocker"

**kenny_1491** · June 7th, 05:05 PM

My cousin asked that about his Ion like 4 years ago.

carcrazycorey · June 10th, 02:01 PM

not the funniest I have heard but: Saturday I went ballin, the whole field was using rentals and it was everyones first time. Except for me and my 2 friends every one was a noob. One kid goes to the Chrono and says to his friend "I'll be right back, I got to check my Rate of Fire"-------I laugh. Oh and this kid looks at this guys Ego and says "Nice Ion"-----I laugh again.

***Trbo323*** · June 10th, 02:33 PM

last weekend one of the guys playing with us in the back woods took a dive into some tall grass but took two to the goggles on the way down, i could see his mask and see that hw was hit so i adjusted my aim up to another player behind him, another guy on my team couldnt see the guy who took the dive, but he took his mask off and started waving it in the air as he stood up, took one to the sholder and one to the neck as he stood up from the other guy on my team then proceded to get mad at him for shooting him when his mask was off, so he was in the middle of a firefight when he took his mask off, great idea, signel that your out with your mask instead of your marker.......

o and for the record, he isnt new to the game

Monkeyboy13 · June 24th, 10:31 PM

heres some real good ones!

STORY 1: the little kid army
at my field, we have 3 types of people:the little kids(newbs with expensive stuff), the teens(newb to intermediate), and trained marines(pro or newbs that think they rule). one day i came out to play and i got stuck with ALL LITTLE KIDS!!!! these guys are afraid of the pain of a paintball and always bunk up in one bunker. and it was a 12 vs 12 game! talk about sucky teamates...

so the game starts. oh and did i mention i was up against the trained marines? easy to say, most of my team got out in about uh, 2 minutes!

so im the only guy on my team who actually knows somethin about paintball, so i try to tell one of my guys, "Dude, bunker the guy on your right flank and take his position, ill cover for you!" the dude was clueless...

so guess wat i did? i literally ran up and bunkered the guy in front of me and told him "do that!", but yeah, after all the little kids got out, i got jumped by 12 guys with either speedball guns and a5's, i got LIT UP!!!! the game lasted about 5 minutes for the little kids and 10 for me. i guess i shouldn't use a pump gun

when this happens!
STORY 2
a new guy walks up to me and asks"het dude how do i shoot this thing?so i tell him jokingly(the dude's 13), "first put the barrel dead center on your forehead and pull the trigger!" and he walked out into the field and did it!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

rollin :
STORY 3
a guy asks, "why do these things have to fire paintballs, cant they fire, like smoke bombs?"
STORY 4 the betrayer
ok so theres this new guy at my field who thinks hes the best baller in the world, he can barely shoot his brass eagle gun! so when he is in a paintball fight, he always yell to our team, pointing at us and yelling, "dude*points* you need to come up here!" he also often does this standing in the open where our openents can see him...often times he would be lit up, by both sides...

pazuzupie@gmail · June 26th, 09:14 PM

1-'"Diablos?" Oh, I love spicy candies!'
-My girlfriend, seconds before eating a paintball and throwing up.

2-'Do these count?'
-Newbie, holding up ski goggles

3-'"That was totally a hit!" "I'm a ref. Your call."'
-Newbie, after shooting ref.

***Trbo323*** · June 27th, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by pazuzupie@gmail

1-'"Diablos?" Oh, I love spicy candies!'
-My girlfriend, seconds before eating a paintball and throwing up.

i really hope your girlfriend dumped you for that.......sorry but thats just evil.......thats why id do it to my sister if she would believe it, never a girlfriend though

Monkeyboy13 · June 30th, 03:05 PM

"What's this? What's this? What's this? What does THIS do? *gun fires, splatting on his mask* What the?! What was that?!"
-clueless newb

Toy Soldier · July 8th, 11:22 PM

story 1 ok, i was in the shop getting my ion fixed....again and so the guy was workin on my gun and a kid came to the owner and asked to fix his gun. Owner says hey AJ (me... thats my name) if i could take care of it. long story short.... the tippman i was workin on went off burping or sputering...what ever and the kid says "wow! you turned it into an ego!"

story 2 why do you have pods?

story 3 i was standing by the paintboxs waiting on my friend to buy pain and beind me was a BIG sign that says "feild approved paint $44.99" and i mean tis sign was BIG and a kid looking at the paint asks... "how much is the paint?"

story 4 is there a paint sword?

**P41n7b4ll K1d** · July 9th, 08:00 AM

We were playing paintball one day with a group of my friends at this cool place, and my friend keeps buying wal-mart guns and they keep breaking on him. So I let him borrow my old gun, a Diablo Wrath for a round or two because he was thinking about buying it. He did rather bad and his team did rather bad as well. So at the end of the round he was like "I don't know, I don't play well with this speedball kind of gun, I BET I'D RAPE WITH LIKE ONE OF THOSE" *points to my friends a5* "I'm so much better with a tactical gun." I was like "k."

***Trbo323*** · July 9th, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

story 4 is there a paint sword?

wOw, if someone is asking this, im pretty sure thats an indication that they have played WAY too much halo

DBpaintballer · July 9th, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by PerfectDark96

not really a quote, but i saw this one dude with a 10x scope on a shocker. it was ducktaped on. it was really really sad.

i used ducttape on my first gun from walmart, i stuck one of those laser picture frame alligners on the barrel the gun was already bright blue and was very easy to see. the laser didnt even show up in the day

DBpaintballer · July 9th, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by PerfectDark96

not really a quote, but i saw this one dude with a 10x scope on a shocker. it was ducktaped on. it was really really sad.

i used ducttape on my first gun from walmart, i stuck one of those laser picture frame alligners on the barrel the gun was already bright blue and was very easy to see. the laser didnt even show up in the day

Monkeyboy13 · July 9th, 09:27 PM

a little kid got shot for the first time ever in a game and he asked,"Dude, WTF was THAT?!"
me: a paintball hit you, you're out now...
him: no one told me that i would actually get shot!

me:

isn't it painfully obvious? the sport is called paintball, we're walking around with loaded guns, and we're on teams facing each other...what did you think we were doing, planting our guns in the ground to grow trees?
him:...*storms off*
me:

Toy Soldier · July 13th, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by kenny_1491

My cousin asked that about his Ion like 4 years ago.

i asked the same when i got my ion