Crawdaddy

A kid told me I should put a new board in my Blazer. I wish I was making that up.

Trbo323

tell him to put a new brain in his skull first

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blue to black dm6
hyper 3
top hat mod
laser eyes
CP flow plug
32 degrees drop forward (yes i like my drop forwards)
cp micro on/off asa
deadly winds 14" fibur barrel with full freak
Dye rotor with speed feed
centerflag 68/4500 with on/off

AmericanBeast14

Well he never really said anything but I saw a kid (who I think was under 10) using a BT Delta Elite ($300)....it pissed me off

Trbo323

so yesterday after church i was talking with a firend of mine who came out to my car so i could show him my new cocker, its been a while since we talked and i know he plays but i forgot what he had, he told me it was an x7 and i started twitching at that, but that wasnt enoufgh, he then began to argue with me that the scope and rifeled m-16 style barrel were preformance upgrades, my twitch got worse as he then launched into how the q-loader was the best loader on the market and thats why he had it on his x7

so i was pretty much in convultions by the time he left at how much wrong information he was telling me about "preformance"

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blue to black dm6
hyper 3
top hat mod
laser eyes
CP flow plug
32 degrees drop forward (yes i like my drop forwards)
cp micro on/off asa
deadly winds 14" fibur barrel with full freak
Dye rotor with speed feed
centerflag 68/4500 with on/off

lordofthefleas

I was sitting behind a fallen log, getting nailed down by the opposition. This kid, probably 12 or 13, literally walks up to me, sits down, and starts talking.
"Don't worry, I'll get them all with headshots. I just put a new scope and a 21 inch barrel on this... I can snipe like nobody's business!"
He stands up, takes one shot, which does nothing, then gets hit by like 5 balls at once.

moose007

I sometimes wonder if they will ever learn.

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Tippman 98 Custom Platinum Series
Pirhana Usp Pistol
Extreme Rage Holster
48 in^3 3000 HPA Tank
Gen X Global Standard Hopper
Helix Mask

If your parents DON'T pay for your paintball stuff, put this in your sig

BuffSquirrel

Funny one:
Guy:G
Me:M

Gude, I want an angel so bad
M:Why?
G:Because, a guy shot a concrete wall from like 200 feet away and broke the wall with one
M:That's your velocity retard.BTW you will never break concrete with a paintball gun

That was funny

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I'm a ninja.

someguy7890

Noob: owww mommy why u do that ow that hurt please stop wtf ehhhhhhh"

stevo55

This kid at my school got an A-5

"yeah i just got my a5. ordered a sniper barrel from rap4 21". Gonna get a jumbo hopper though, so i dont have
to reload every time."

wow

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YAG! YAG!
Colorado Springs Ballin'

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Ego '08 Brown/Olive
ANS 68/4500 HPA
Halo B with Rip Drive/ Victory Board


I know its stock but its better than
my A-5

HeartOfTheWolf

this dude from my church was asking me why his new co2 wasnt working in his gun.... told him he needed to get it filled
i guess he thought they came prefilled in the packages lol

then i have a neighbor who owns a spyder victor2 but he is to scared to go play paintball because he thinks it will hurt
ive tried to buy the gun off him for one of my friends that needs a gun but he wont sell it to me because he thinks a victor 2 is like a professional rare gun or something like that
what a scared turd...

myusername

I do that for laughs all the time