me:son why do u shoot straight up in the air?
son:because when the balls come down they will hit them on top of the head were it hurts.......
me:laughed my ass off....he was 9 so don't ragg on him
newb:so i'm not supposed to shoot any of you guys right..he was on our team
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me:son why do u shoot straight up in the air?
son:because when the balls come down they will hit them on top of the head were it hurts.......
me:laughed my ass off....he was 9 so don't ragg on him
my neighbor: man i got a new spyder gun i'm gonna totally beat u down with u and ur tippman
me: ya...ok
25 minutes later...
my neighbor: man i don't wanna play no more, where are u all the time i can't find u at all
Well..i recently bought a nU. Kingman Spyder 98 Custom...ALL STOCK.(one finger trigger) I was wondering how i could walk my trigger to acheive 48 balls every second. (h34n) My freind who owns a VL Traid, also 10 years old..is the best player i know. He can walk his two fingered trigger about 30 balls every second...but he wont tell me how....so please tell me.
PS- How can i change my kingman spyder 98 custom to be an autococker permenatly.....please give me an affordable solution( parts list) because im on a 23.26 dollar budget.
TY
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i just saw that posted....that is totally retarded...as soon as i saw the title of the thread i was like WTF that is the worst i have ever heard but i think it is on purpose
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If loving paintball is banned, I don't want to be legal!
Me and my friend with an angel speed were waiting for a speedball game to start up so we went to kill some newbs in woods while we waited, and we played against eachother,i was in the fort and he was behind a tree shooting fast at the fort and a kid right next to me was like "whoa his gun is a machine paintball gun",p.s, i usually play airball and speedball, but a game wasnt starting up so we played a woods game.
There was this little 8-year old kid at the field today. He had a Spyder Victor II. He asked what gun I had, I told him I had a Spyder E-99 Avant. He told me he got his Victor II for $599 bucks and it could shoot as far as a football field. He said his marker was WAAAAAAY better than mine. I just shook my head and walked away.
this was my friend and he went out and bought a tippman 98 custom right when it came out for 400 freaking dollars........not the smartest if you ask me!
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my first big game with my friend and 6 more of his friends my tank had run out of air and started sputtering and i stare at it for a second then set it on the ground and got behind a tree and just stared at it like "what the hell is that thing doin???"
this guy with a victor 2, he was, like, 8. Anyway, he said he can walk the trigger way faster than me, than he said look, he shot a few times, but he had forgotten to take the barrel plug out... i was rofl... it was hilarious
well i got to admit this one......to funny
i had only been playing for a few months and i was getting ready to start a new game at the airball fields. i went to clean my mask and forgot to turn the safety on.........so i did what i usually do and squeeze the trigger of the field with safety on and SPLAT nailed a dude WITH the barrell plug and a paintball right in the leg.......very embarresing!
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1 John 1:9
If we forgive your sins he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and cleans us of all unrightousness.
P.M. me or e-mail me at can_you_stomach_it@yahoo.com if you want to buy anything
Team Monstrosity #4
Dude I have so many my friends little cousin came over yesterday and i showed him my paintball gun.
I was screwing on the barrel, and he said "Is that a silencer"
He asked if paintballs were filled with glue
He said "is that a paintball machine gun" when I told him how fast I could shoot.
"O, If I ever go paintballing i'll get a shotgun, or a bazooka that shoots a gigantic paintball".
i know, i was there... he was paintball is for people practicing in the army... i scared him abit when i told him about my big bloody hole on my neck from being shot o well
My friend thinks his stuff is the best. he is trying to get 500 for his custom this what i told him.
Tippmann custom-120
Stock to be a sniper-56
whisper to increase sniping power-40
xboard-30
remote-15
nitro-56
relizing that your gun sucks-priceless
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that is the worst i have ever heard but i think it is on purpose
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no 1 has any more comments theyd like to share
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