I love it when I have a pb2x magazine in class. Here is a real convo.
(Chris=me, Kid=kid)
Kid: Hey you paintball
Chris: Yeah
K: Me too
C: What do you shoot?
K: A chameleon painted 2005 autococker
C: Wow
K: Yeah, I have to sell it though
C: Why?
K: I'm getting sponsored by angel
C: What will you shoot now?
K: A 2004 IR3
C: You mean an A4?
K: No, a 2004 IR3 you noob
C: What is you teams name?
K: I'm not on a team
C: Then how the hell are you sponsored?
K: You don't need to be on a team to be sponsored
C: Really?
K: Do you even play paintball?
C: Where do you play at?
K: The local Xball field
C: I would play there, too bad there aren't any Xball field in like 80 miles of here you 'tard
K: Whatever
C: What is the name of the field?
K:PSP
I hate people like that.
I've gone through that crap before. i just play along until a few of my friends show up and yell at him for being an arrogant dumbass. good stuff, good stuff.
also, once a guy took off his mask, and then stuck his head out of a bunker and looked around for people. god knows i shot a few near him (not at him) to scare his mask back on.
today some friends i hadnt seen for a long time came over and i was shooting my gun at a pole. later one of the guys went and felt the pole and said "what's the white slime??"
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playing indoor, got the team down to four on one
their one, an 11 year old with a gun half his size, hunkered down behind an airpad.
I bunker him knowing that even if he gets lucky he's toast, however, he NEVER looks my way until I stick the gun a foot from his head and say "surrender?"
He promptly points the gun at me and then asks me "surrender?"
Well, after a few seconds where I just wanted to pull the trigger and end it, ref steps in "kid, you were smeared... give it up"
kid: "but he surrendered!"
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A tippmann with flatline and a helium tank. I think that what they put in the tank. It makes it lighter and it hurts more and sometimes your paintballs flaot away
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first time i went paintballing was funny ****. Since i read alot of forums i knew what i was doing . I have a few stupid things that i heard my friends say and some other people.
Zack-Friend, Jack-best friend, Peter-a 13 year old kid that looks 10.
We are in the car
Zack- I am gonna snipe so many people with the rental.
Jack- Yeah did you know those guns are CUSTOM?
Me- Jackass there 98 custom they are not CUSTOm. They just have some extra holes for some updates so you dont need to drill it your self.
Jack- Oh I knew that.
Later on the spool field. We were all out and peter was the only one from our team left shivering behind a bunker.
Me- Peter watch out
Zack- PETER
JAck- PETER!!!!SHOOT
Peter- *Pop*PoP* AHHHHHHHHHHH(he got shot in the head)
Later on in the woods. Same thing like in the spool field
Me-PETER ON YOUR RIGHT!!!!
Jack-PETER SHOOT
ZACK- Laughing
Peter- AHHHHHHHH
Last but not least. I am in the woods running towards a building which is 20 feet away dodging shots. I ran inside look in the window and try to shoot. This guy shoots inside the building i duck and slip on all the paintballs and and *SPLIT*. Then i run back behing the bilding and my co2 runs out. I was like **** whats happening. I take the bolt and hurt my finger and then i just put the gun down and turn away.
may i say, yes im pretty new to the sport, been playing about 5 months now. my brother and couple my friends jsut started playing and we were in my woods. and my brothers c02 tank ran low and started to run out so the gun started to make that noise. so me and my buddy next to eachother yell out "chris(my bro) you got full auto on that thing?!" ... and its an all stock tippy 98c.... i feel so said saying that. lol
Theres a kid in my school that thinks he's the best theres ever been, and his parents are really rich so they buy him whatever he asks for. one day i saw him sitting on a bench talking to his friends with what looked like an HPA tank, i came over to see what he was doing and he showed me the threads. they were completely strippd! he told me he just screwed it into the thingy under the handle wrong and that it would only cost 70 or 80 bucks to fix. i just walked off laughing
This just happen today.My firend forgot to cock his A-5 for my friend and he got on the feild and was like dude my guns is broke. I was like did u cock it. O yeah im dumb.
edit another one- I came up to bunker a new kid and i decided not to because he was new and he didnt know what he was doing so once i got there i yelled "surrender" and the second after i yelled that he responds with "NO" and he lifts his barell up to my goggles and shoots 3-4 times. I was freaking pissed, i swear i would have killed the kid (he was like 13) if i could actually see out of the painted goggles.
That could very well have been me. Since me first day of paintball, I've been asked to surrender, and I always turn and light them up. What field?
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