my friend and i who both paintball ( i have a shocker and he soon will have his phantom) took a pb magazine to school to entertain ourselves one day. The most annoying kid ever (he really is, my dad thinks so too) comes up and points over my shoulder to a e-orracle. He asks me what it is and says it cool and that hes gonna get one (this kid knows nothing about paintball). About two weeks later he says he has it, but its "not working". I hate stupid kids at school.
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If your a christian paintballer, put this in your sig!
"dude is that the Intimidator?"
"no its a dragun TES"
"whats a dragun TES? some sh** hobowagon?"
"no its not a wagon its a gun"
"my bad my bad, i just know that i can own you with my gun."
"what gun is that?"
"i have a DM6"
"no you dont."
"yea i do ill show you pics of it."
"okay whatever, too bad theres no such thing as a dm6 yet."
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-I dont Paintball anymore, but I enjoy watching, talking, and helping people with it. "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved." (Romans 10:9)
--I have a blue, small, CP Regulator (Spyder threads), that I want to give away because its the last paintball item I need to sell. You pay shipping plus 10 dollars and it's yours. PM me.
my freind nicole...geez its just to horrible "angels are only for seriously bad people and they can shoot straight through you. why do they make those guns...it sickens me"
"........*laughs* you had me going there...good one"
"What do you mean?"
"oh..."
Hehe there are a lot of banned people in this old thread.
there is a kid that i know that has paintballed like 3 times with rental guns and he said that his cousin had an angel that you could download music to and it would shoot to the beat...he said that on rap it would shoot 50bps because of the bass...all i did was laugh
what is it with all the noobs thinking angels are the only guns that are good and that nitro (nitrous lol) hurts more?
"dude is that the Intimidator?"
"no its a dragun TES"
"whats a dragun TES? some sh** hobowagon?"
"no its not a wagon its a gun"
"my bad my bad, i just know that i can own you with my gun."
"what gun is that?"
"i have a DM6"
"no you dont."
"yea i do ill show you pics of it."
"okay whatever, too bad theres no such thing as a dm6 yet."
well this was in english a few days ago, my friend harold, who stretches the truth alot, was talking about our first tourny and our teacher was like talking about persuasive essays.
he's like:
Harold: Hey! Persuasive Essay was our team name in our paintball tournament.
Me: *start laughing wondering what he's gonna say cause he always lies*
everyone gets quiet and listens to harold.
Harold: yea we got fifth.... .... to last.
Class: hahahahh hahah hahah
Harold: well, it was against college students, and they were sponsored when we werent. and they practice 5-8 hours a day.
Me: *still laughing*
Harold: the tournament had 10 teams in it, and 9 of them were sponsored. we were the only one not sponsored. so we actually didnt do that bad. all the other teams make a living off paintball.
Tyler [diff guy in class]: oh yea! you can make CRAZY money in paintball
Rob [another guy]: heck yea i heard of this guy that got 10000 dollars alone.
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-I dont Paintball anymore, but I enjoy watching, talking, and helping people with it. "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved." (Romans 10:9)
--I have a blue, small, CP Regulator (Spyder threads), that I want to give away because its the last paintball item I need to sell. You pay shipping plus 10 dollars and it's yours. PM me.
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Equipped With a....
Eclipse magno blade trigger, Sticky Grips, SP on/off, Freak (.687 insert) 14", ND Volumizer cap w/ hammer, New Designz Front Cap, Rat Hammer, CCM No-Rise Feedneck, Torpedo Reg
haha when i went last night there was a kid that didnt know how to screw his co2 tank in and theres this kid in grade 5 who pretends hes rich and he says he has an angel pfff, im goona ask him questions that he wont have any clue about, such as do u use co2 in that what kind of angel is it ect ect, ill edit when i talk to him..
This is me(fist time playing) I'm not doing too bad till i ran out of air..so i jump out of the game to get a refill and when i go back in...the thing won't shoot! and so after pulling the trigger a few more time, I just called myself out cuz it no fun gettign hit when you can't shoot back! so i walk up to the ref afterwards and tell him the gun wont' shoot. and he looks at me kind funny and says "you gotta cock it" I bet he had a good laugh!
i dont really get this one.... how is that noobish?? this one is true... -.-
my hopper can feed 13 BULLETS per second!
bullets...n00bs call paintballs bullets or ammo...thats n00bish
i have a new one!
person a:here is something a n00b would say...my hopper feeds 13 bullets per second
n00b:i dont get it...thats not n00bish...thats true... -.-
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and theres this kid in grade 5 who pretends hes rich and he says he has an angel pfff, im goona ask him questions that he wont have any clue about, such as do u use co2 in that what kind of angel is it ect ect, ill edit when i talk to him..
