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Mr. Paintball · June 9th, 09:42 PM

come on guys we have to get this started again. Once, a newbie put a ball in his BARREL every time he shot!!! he didn't know what the hopper was for.

**xxxfirexxx** · June 9th, 09:56 PM

my favorite is "I'm going to be a sniper"
For an actual sniper, that means seeking out players from cover and shooting them with one paintball on the first try, without blowing their cover.
For a newb: not wanting to get shot.

**W1ldK@t** · June 9th, 10:06 PM

'Is that gun electronic, or did you just have WAY to much caffeine this morning?"

**Cerebeus** · June 9th, 10:16 PM

Some kid in the shop
"How do I unscrew my barrel?"

Same kid about 2 minutes later
"How long is a sniper barrel"

^^ All true... I'm not kidding. I wish I were.

**Tedrzz** · June 9th, 10:22 PM

Guys please keep this civil. I don't want newer players coming in here and being discouraged by the more advanced players.

**xxxfirexxx** · June 9th, 10:44 PM

In flatline's old signature someone said that the nitro in tanks is the same as the n20 in cars.

**Shhwing4** · June 9th, 10:48 PM

lol the funny thing is i thought it was the same thing inside em too

**xxxfirexxx** · June 9th, 10:50 PM

No, n2 is nitrogen 2 molecules, and n20 is nitrous 2 molecules, and one oxygen molecule. Sometimes they have an additive to make it better.

exxodus · June 10th, 02:27 PM

so an electro is full auto and a mech is just semi right?

**Sephy the Holy** · June 10th, 02:29 PM

One guy i saw on his first time on the field had just bought a grenade. He pulled the pin out on accident, and he stuck it back in. about 3 seconds after the ref said go, it exploded in his pocket. He was covered in paint.

**dustyboy316** · June 10th, 03:05 PM

^^^
What an idiot.. that isn't noobish, thats just a lack of any common sense... usually when you pull a pin in a nade you throw, but w/e :P

**RustyBucket** · June 10th, 03:10 PM

I own an 18" barrel because I thought it would increase my accuracy a lot. It didn't.

**inkjt510** · June 10th, 03:12 PM

The other day up at Skirmish:
"Wait, why do you have batteries? Paintball guns don't take batteries!"

**Sephy the Holy** · June 10th, 03:29 PM

Friend told me another one: "What is this tank for?"

**bob005** · June 11th, 04:40 PM

"can i get a refill on the pressure?"

and who can forget "I ran out of my bullets"

also, the dude i bought my cocker from told me it was worth $500, and he wanted at least $300 (it's 2002, and it's a right feed) god knows he didn't get $300. luckily, he knew proper maintenence, so it worked when i got it.

rory096 · June 11th, 04:56 PM

Shouldn't this be in player stories?

**BC_paintballa** · June 11th, 06:04 PM

some kid from my school was talkin to me about pball. anyways he started adding up all this stuff on his paper, like scope, co2, electrnic hopper, laser sight, 98c, flatline, camo, boots....he said he wanted to start snipping and to see how much it would cost...LOL

and he said "man I was playin with my sniper gun and this guy had nitrogen, man did that hurt." HAHA and then later on he pointed to this huge metal dumpster out the window and said that nitrogen can shoot through it.

**janiboy088** · June 11th, 06:11 PM

well, this was something my friend was saying to another kid just to play w/ his head, because the kid thinks he's the greatest at pb but he sux, and knows nuthing abou it
Scott- my frend
Justin- the retard

S- yo justin im gonna be in this paintball tournament and its gonna be insane

J- really?

S- ya theres gonna be a ref that can shoot you but if you shoot him your out, and the other team gets a dog, and the dog chases after you, but you cant shoot it

J-woah that must be tough. What kind of gun do you have?

S- a tipperman 95

J- oh those are so awesum! my cousin has one of those

KillGore · June 11th, 06:49 PM

Player - Everyone attack the right flank!
Noob - Which one ?!?

**janiboy088** · June 11th, 07:06 PM