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**Tippmann_A5** · June 12th, 07:19 PM

Im not talking about paintballs this is the funniest but most painful thing Ive ever seen. My friends 2 little cousins(ages 10 and 8) wanted to play paintball against him. So to be fair he gave one of them his gun and the other one had a VL Orion, my friend was using a BE Talon. They both stayed behind one bunker cowaring. He ran up and surrendered them and instead of surrendering they both panicked one of their barrels practically jammed up into his groin and the kid began firing repeatedly. Then the other one opened fire on various other body parts. He was on the ground for about 20 minutes. As to be expected the kids just ran around laughing the whole time. He just calledto tell me how he was and he cant piss his balls are black and blue and swollen to hell. He will probly have to go to the doctor

**¤COLD¤** · June 12th, 07:33 PM

haha ,that must suck,id teach the kids a lesson,lite em up

**Bad_Magick** · June 12th, 11:54 PM

id kick their ****ing ass man, my balls are worth it.

**BlAcKcLoUd** · June 13th, 12:00 AM

Crap dude that sucks ass!! seriously go see a doctor about it and rip those kids a new one.

**Zedaine** · June 13th, 06:20 PM

Well, sorry to say...I think he has lost the ability to help make babies.

**Levi S** · June 14th, 02:43 AM

Definetly, you need to beat those kids to a pulp. That will teach them! Or you could just go club baby seals, that always helps unleash anger.

***Barber*** · June 14th, 03:05 AM

Kill the small ones.

**HuNtS** · June 15th, 10:17 AM

one word for that one.....ouch....

**Dudeus** · June 15th, 11:11 AM

did he go to the hospital?

Johnny_Fred · June 15th, 03:22 PM

i can't even imagine all that pain....

**HippoMaster** · June 15th, 04:23 PM

Those kids deserve to die... he could sue, too. They damaged him permanantly, psychologically and physically, due to the fact the broke the rules. Thus, the waiver/agreements/implied agreements are no longer in effect, since they broke the rules, thus nulifying the waiver/etc. If this was at a field, those kids should be banned, fined, then sued. If this was at home, they should be sued.

Your friend can get lots and lots of money off this. I'm talking thousands, if not tens of thousands. These kids deserve it, too. If your retelling is correct, they aren't even sorry about damaging him. They aren't repentent, so don't show any grace.*

*Noone on this forum would get that, unless they've been helping with VBS at my church.

Alpha · June 17th, 06:34 AM

ITs okay to shoot someone if they tell you to surrender. You have to be faster then them. But to light up someone's nads...

I had a close call. me and my buddy snuck up on some guy in the woods, and we were having a firefight.. There was a standoff for like 5 minutes when I go "Blue? Blue armband?!" And he's like "Yeah!" So I stick my arm up to show him my blue armband and we all come out and meet in the middle. He insista that we're on opposite teams. So finally after a few minutes of arguing I'm like "Fine, then surrender, and aim my gun, which is at my waist, at his chest. HE grabs my barrel, moves it aside adn shoots me about 1 inch above me willy. oh man... I would be more descriptive, but I think its inappropriate. I lit him up. I didn't care if I was technically out or in. I just unloaded. He was like 50 feet away when I refilled my hopper, and I was like "Just GTF off the field!!!" And he puts his plug in and walks off. I finished the rest of the game.

1 more inch and it could have severed something.

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