Sparticus

Ok, so I may not have been the smarted guy to do this but this is my story...

I took my girlfriend to go paintballing with me for her first time at SC Village in So. Cal. She is pretty scared so I told her to just follow me. One time she didn't... This is where the story starts. She started to walk through this narrow alley of bushes, and all of a sudden this guy starts to unload his whole hopper on her. Of course this pisses me off to no end, so I did the only thing any good boyfriend would do... I did a superman move and jumped through the bush, shooting at whoever was there. I ended up diving strait on top of the guy and i gave him around 5 shots in the chest, unfortuately he got me too, not that I cared after he shot up my girlfriend. Ever sense that day, my girlfriend says she will never go paintballing again... I wonder why.

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Dudeus

at least she was on ur team. once i went with my girlfriend and she was on the other team and i didnt kno who it was and i unloaded on her. luckily she didnt kno it was me either.

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Sparticus

hehe yah that was lucky.
Personally I wouldn't let my girlfriend be on the other team.

Ahh another story:
Same day as before... my best friend didn't know it was my girlfriend and he was on the other team. He charges her and is yelling at her to surrender. Right when she was about to surrender she tripped and had to put her hands down to steady herself. My friend thought she was going to fire at him so he started to yell at her even more. I felt really bad because I had already gotten out and had to watch it. I almost stepped in and shot my friend :-).

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Dudeus

i didnt have a choice on who was on whos team.

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jdu

I made the mistake of unloading my entire hopper on my girlfriend. Boy was she mad...
A few weeks ago, I learned to never take your g/f paintballing after an argument. We were playing in the woods, and I was behind a log. She had snuck up behind me. I heard her call out "I've been waiting for this." I turned around and got 3 rounds in the mask.

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SpYdErGuY7080

how can you mistakenly fire an entire hopper at someone?

edit-regardless of who it was, 200 balls is a little extreme for shooting anyone.

jdu

I thought she was someone else.

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Disease

Yeah I took my Ex out once while we were dating a year or so ago. She was scared to begin with because she seen the welts on me when I come home from tour's and such, So she was a little shakey...To make matters worse the marker she was using was an old electo I had at the time with basicly a hair trigger, As we were walking onto the fleid the first time she was behind me and all I heard was "POP POP POP POP POP"...I turned around, she had taken her condom off and as she did she hit the trigger a few times and shot herself in the hand twice and got me in the back a couple times...She held the gun away from us by the barrel and handed it to me and said "To heck with this!! That hurts really bad! I'm sorry!! I can't do this!" and she ran off of the feild...Lol...I did eventually get her back on the field..this time with a none electric marker though...Was much safer...Lmao

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Yesterday when we were playing (woodsball). My wife was hiding behind a bunch of tires (bunker). I was crawling up a dry streambed on her flank. I was planning on lighting her up pretty good but then I heard her gun run out of air and she called herself out. A few minutes later I got shot about 5 times in the face head and upper chest from about 8 ft away. There was a little pain involved with that one.

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jdu

Just think about what would've happend had you lit her up like you planned to! Can you say "dog house"? (P.S I know everything there is to know about the "dog house", and I'm not even married to her yet! )

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