After reloading my PGP I managed to flank a group of enemies holding a hill fort and had a perfect line to nail both of them to win the game. Unfortunatelly in the excitement I forgot to close the PB quickloader which, when open, causes nothing to feed. I fired off two air shots which gave away my location causing me to be eliminated shortly afterwards.
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ok well last time playing i was circling the forest and i got ambushed, so instead of running the same way i was (cause i was shot in the leg) I decided to stop take my time and run the other way, then I got shot in the head lol.
I was playing a game in a stone quary with some friends and a bunch of older guys. One of my friends and I went to the top of the tallest pile of rocks, and ended up letting about 4 other guys come to the base of the hill. I got up to inspect it, and shortly after I stood, I got hit in the back about 8 times.
i decided to run to the fifty and the field was muddy, when i hit around the 40 balls were coming towards the top of my head so i did a superman hoping to slide up to the 50, well i wasnt watching my gun position, and when i started to get up on my knees i noticed my barrel was sunk in the mud, i shot a couple of times and it wouldnt clear, so i just took the top half of my barrel off and decided that i would try a run through with half a barrel. I ran down a bit of the feild firing when there back man caught on, 16 balls to the chest sucks
dumbest thing i ever done was out playin woodsball with a few of my friends, i ran up a hill and tried to bunker a kid cuz he didnt know i was there (shootin the other way) and i tripped on a stump so he hears me and tags me out
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2k4 cocker
68/4500 hpa
soon to be Egg loader
C4 Pants
JT Premier jersey?? i dunno why
nightstalker, that actually works on occasion. The key is to not move at all. Many people don't expect such a crazy move and will look right through you.
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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
When we're travelling in groups in woodsball (groups of 5) we do this thing where one guy stands and looks around and then the next guy until everyone does it. So we get a view of the area, and people know how many of us there are.
I've done a lot of stupid crap. Here is a nice little list.
Forgot to turn on gun
Forgot to turn on hopper
Forgot to fill my tank
Forgot to load pods
Forgot my pack
Shot myself in the foot off the break
Shot a teamate
Did a superman over the snake
I might have done some more dumb stuff but can't remember it.
This was near the end of a day of woodsball. We'd been playing 10 man teams all day, but the refs wanted to mix things up a bit. They divided us in to 10 teams of 2.
Each team was supposed to come up with a sign and counter sign to i.d. their partner. I was paired up with a guy I didn't know, we had our signals, and we bolted into the woods. 5 minutes into the game we got seperated.
I'm plowing my way thru some bushes when I came face to face with another player. I panic and can't remeber my partners name, voice or our code. the guy looks at me and says,"are you on my team?".
"yeah."
"you see any of the other players?"
"Yeah, about 20' behind you."
"cool", he turns and gets about 10 feet away. So I shot him in the a$$.
I'm not sure if that's my dumbest thing or his.
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Mine would have to be the time I was dashing at somone to attempt a bunker. Well as I darted by him, I didn't let off one shot, and before too long I got lit up from pretty close range. It turns out I must've somehow knocked my safety on when I dashed at him, because I checked the gun and the safety was on!
I was playing a game of 16 on 16 ctf. A few of my buds and I were overrunning the flag bunker(this was a large woodball couse with lots of tall bunkers) anyway, i jumped over the top of the bunker and my hopper fell off(i was using an tippmann rental m-98). almost all my paint fell out and i was no further than 5 feet away from an enemy. Yea, he lit me up, 2 chest, 1 thigh, 3 arm.*cough* !overshoot! *cough*
new set-up: 05 Protstock (blue) , dye 71/4500, empire reloader 2, dye rhino (blue). hoping to get: barrel kit of some sort, all proto gear, and maybe e2 eventually.
It was my first day of paintballing, second match. Once the game started, I made a dash high up in the field behind some oil barrels. Well, I slide into them like a bowling ball into the pins. The barrels scattered with a series of loud "ka-bangs" and I go lit up like a Christmas tree (all decorated too).
Dumbes thing you've done in a game
