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June 20th, 08:28 PM
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funny story about today(fathers day)
well today we had everyone in the family come over and i was showing them my marker because they wanted to get my lil cousin one to play(hes 11) and he has never been hit with a paintball and has never played in his life yet he wants to go into some tournament with his friends.so i brought out my marker with my mask nad barrel plug in......then i put the c02 in and go here shoot me. so i am standing there across the yard with my mask on and he goes it wont shoot.......now i am thinkin when are u gunna shoot me ..........so i go hang on and i walk over to him and show him the saftey...then i walked back to where i was standing and he started to shoot....well comes to find out he never put the paint in the marker...so then i had to walk over again and put paint in for him (only 7 shots)(now mind u he wants to go into a tourny when he doesnt know ne thing about the marker and hasnt ever played before)so i walk back over once again and he finnaly does it right i hear all the shots wizz by my head exept for 2 as one hit me in the chest and the other hit me in the arm.i was only wearing shorts and a t-shirt standing there covering my nuts so i wouldnt get nailed.....i didnt feel ne of them hit and he goes i nailed u and i go where and my whole family is standing there...my grandma is yelling at him for shooting me and me for telling him too...my grandma is italian and she started cussing at me like crazy while he was shooting well i thought that was pretty cool teaching my lil cuz about how it wouldnt hurt so i thought i would post mods please move this if it is in the wrong spot thanx
-chris
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June 20th, 09:16 PM
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Good story.
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June 20th, 09:32 PM
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Puncuation is a good thing.
Good story though. I alsays shoot people at reunions and stuff. It's fun.
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June 20th, 10:03 PM
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ya sry about the spelling and stuff i had to go and i was typing as fast as i could thanx for the comments
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Originally Posted by shawn b.
If loving paintball is banned, I don't want to be legal!
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June 20th, 10:30 PM
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Originally posted by Barber
I always shoot people at reunions and stuff. It's fun.
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Thats one for the sig file!! LOL!! Only a Pball player (or mob boss) would laugh at this though!
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June 21st, 12:24 AM
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lol, me and my friends do that when we are bored... he comes over.. we have nothing to do.. then I say
"Wanna shoot each other with my paintball gun?"
"OKAY!"
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June 21st, 12:28 AM
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Haha, I always find a little relative and throw them a mask and say "Run in a straight line over by those trees. Where this mask while you do it too. We're gonna play cops".
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June 21st, 07:37 AM
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Freeballin' it.
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^^^^haha thats hilarious i do that all the time.
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June 21st, 09:06 AM
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bump
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June 21st, 09:13 AM
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Freeballin' it.
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hey, what does bump mean?
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June 21st, 09:16 AM
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when u use bump it just gets u back to the toop on new threads..that way people can see your story or something longer but u can only say bump once a day i believe
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June 21st, 11:11 AM
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He's going to hate you because when he gets shot it'll probably hurt him more than it would you.
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June 21st, 11:47 AM
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"Wanna shoot each other with my paintball gun?"
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lol thats definetely sigged :P
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June 21st, 12:48 PM
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my window overlooks the backyard so its fun to take out the screen and shoot my mom while shes gardning, lol
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June 21st, 06:36 PM
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He's going to hate you because when he gets shot it'll probably hurt him more than it would you.
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no he wont i am just tryin to teach him not to be scared of it and if he does so be it he will eventually get over it lol naw really he is a cool lil kid
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June 21st, 06:51 PM
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I always shoot people at reunions and stuff. It's fun. [/b][/quote]
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June 21st, 07:03 PM
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my window overlooks the backyard so its fun to take out the screen and shoot my mom while shes gardning, lol
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I hope you fall out the window.
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June 21st, 08:34 PM
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Originally posted by nightstalker88
my window overlooks the backyard so its fun to take out the screen and shoot my mom while shes gardning, lol
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that is just pure evil,
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Originally posted by 100%wooddog:
I hope you fall out the window.
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da/\/\n straight
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June 23rd, 07:03 PM
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lol, good story...have fun mowing your muppet cousin! 
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