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some bozo · June 24th, 10:58 AM

well me, bill and tony, were going to a team practice today in the woods, but it was 3 people so we needed one more kid. Tony said he would get his little brother, i think this was about 6:00am today. Tony let him use he old spyder victor and we were off. now this kid must have been obssed with halo or some other games because all was going well until he showed up. we told him the rules and everything but then he asked if he could melle attack...we just kinda of stared at him...we thought he was jokeing.

well me and tony were camping and waiting for Billy to step on our trap. it was one of those trip mines. but we heard leafs cracking in back of us. so i was in charge of gaurding the back now. when i wasnt looking matt snuck up behind tony and whacked him seriously hard in the back with his Tank.

it was the weirdest yet funnyest thing i have seen in a while. afterwords we told him he wasnt allowed to do that...and it doesnt count as a hit if you do do that.

the rest of the day was just another boring woods game but god that was funny.

i feel bad for tony though. that must have really hurt

**Fastecho419** · June 24th, 12:04 PM

Dang, meleed with a c02 tank. Jeeze, that crap hurts... (I should know because I got a 20oz thrown at my head one time)

**dustyboy316** · June 24th, 12:37 PM

^^^

Oh, that really must have hurt.

Honestly though, what was the kid thinking, what if it was amalfunctioning tank heh it coulda shot off.

***D_Smalls*** · June 24th, 01:08 PM

hahah thats awesome, i should do that some time

**Ryan_Page** · June 24th, 04:03 PM

he is insane.... really.... why would you hit somebody with a tank?!?!

**Fastecho419** · June 24th, 04:05 PM

My reason was that I bunkered the guy twice in two games. This guy, well this guy was just stupid and was a HALO fan. Aren't we all?...

**Leggies** · June 24th, 08:04 PM

lol thats so jokes, "can i melee attack?" hahahahaha

some bozo · June 24th, 08:05 PM

we seriously thought he was jokeing...never mess with a halo fan

**bob005** · June 24th, 08:35 PM

that kid seems like the kind of dumbass that goes off and shoots poeple because they played a bit to much of grand theft auto (that really happened by the way, saw it on the news). I'd have unloaded on him

**oCRAZYSPRAYERo** · June 24th, 09:51 PM

that's funny as **** but it wouldnt be as funny if the kid had like an aneurism or sumthing

***D_Smalls*** · June 24th, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by bob005

that kid seems like the kind of dumbass that goes off and shoots poeple because they played a bit to much of grand theft auto (that really happened by the way, saw it on the news). I'd have unloaded on him

no, he played gta because he was a cracker and liked that sorta thing.. people got it backwards, the kids are already ****ed.. its not the game that ****s em

but yeah, crazy stuff

**inkjt510** · June 25th, 11:06 AM

pretty fricken dumb. I hope the next time he tries that he dents his tank.

**dustyboy316** · June 25th, 11:48 AM

^^
I think he knows not to do it now... now that poeple gave him a straight answer :P

**bob005** · June 25th, 11:56 AM

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originally posted by D Smalls

the kids are already ****ed.. its not the game that ****s em

good point, but isn't it common sense not to hit someone with your gun? i mean, a paintball gun is no less sporting equiptment than a baseball bat, and i don't see pro baseball players running up and slamming the first baseman with the bat. that's why im angry with halo boy, just because it is a diff genre of sports, he slams the guy with a gun...man....

some bozo · June 25th, 12:56 PM

well pro's wouldnt do that, but a noob would

**EverybodiesGuy** · June 26th, 12:20 AM

nice story

one time my friend was shot by this kid on his own team and he chased him around in pistol whip position...it was pretty funny but he never hit the guy, just came close...alot