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Old June 26th, 06:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sniper Barrel + CO2

Ok so i'm sitting in the staging area, waiting for a few friends to come back with some food between games. I hear these 2 kids talking.

Kid1: i wish i had a sniper barrel
Kid2: Yeah There SOO AWsome!!
kid1: man those 20' sniper barrels are soo cool
kid2: yeah everything over 18 is sniper
kid1: really?
kid2: yeah.

i'm just sittin there laffing....

NEXT STORY!!

Same 2 kids

Kid2: i don't want to take my c02 off
kid1: yeah, its scary (sacasticly)
kid2: lemme ask for some help
kid2: excuse me (pointing at me) could you help me take off my c02?
kid1: come help the pansy
Kid2: witch way do you spin it to get it off?
me: uhhh...here let me do it, don't hurt yourself
kid2: ok
( i then take the tank off and when the pssshh sounds happens, he jumps and starts screaming)
Me: what the hell are you screaming for
kid2: uhhh, nuttin, thanks

And these kids were like 12 + 13. ahhahahahha funnie.

Just thought i'd share.
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Old June 26th, 06:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol ,one of my friends who going to be a spohmore was afraid of c02 air when uncrewing the tank
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Old June 26th, 08:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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my FIRST expierince with co2 was horrible. some seal broke in an ancient gun my brother gave me and about half of it squirted out over my ungloved hand. very painful.
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Old June 26th, 08:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Lol yah I remember the very first time I ever screwed a CO2 tank in, was in my tiny little room. I was getting it ready to test out my first gun, and I was a little nervous if I was doing it right or not. As I'm screwing in the tank, all of a sudden it just spraying ALL over, and I mean the sound is loud in this tiny space. So I start frantically unscrewing the thing, and by the time it stopped there was a large area on my pantleg that was frosted white, dangerously close to my crotch. It turns out whoever shipped the tank for some odd reason put the O-ring way down on the nozzle.
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Old June 26th, 09:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol the first time i un screwed my co2 take it went sssssssss and i was just like ummmm *cmon ryan play it off play it off, starts to whistle looking around* LMAO
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Old June 26th, 09:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Lol yah I remember the very first time I ever screwed a CO2 tank in, was in my tiny little room. I was getting it ready to test out my first gun, and I was a little nervous if I was doing it right or not. As I'm screwing in the tank, all of a sudden it just spraying ALL over, and I mean the sound is loud in this tiny space. So I start frantically unscrewing the thing, and by the time it stopped there was a large area on my pantleg that was frosted white, dangerously close to my crotch. It turns out whoever shipped the tank for some odd reason put the O-ring way down on the nozzle.
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first time i took my co2 tank off i didnt know about shooting to make it not hiss like crazy... and i was shooting it outside when it was cold.. then took it in and left it inside for a bit.. so the co2 warmed in the gas thru and expanded.. damn thing sounded like it blew up when i took it off... scary as hell
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Old June 27th, 01:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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try liqued nitro
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Old June 27th, 11:34 AM   #9 (permalink)
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i'd be afraid to get close to liquid nitro, my neighbor sets up dry ice so he's got tons of it over there and his hands are like creepy
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Old June 27th, 03:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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heh everytime i undo the co2 i jump still... i never know when it's gonna go (rhymed )
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Old June 27th, 05:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i was trying to push in the pin to check to see if there was any left......n me being retarded pushed it in w/ my tooth....wasnt as bad as i thought lol
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Why would you push down a pin with your tooth? Seems to me a pencil or something would be easier...
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teeth work pretty good to push that little pin down....lol when i have an empty tank i push the pin in with my tooth, and see how much i can fill the tank by blowing into it, and then u let go of the pin and puh it back in and air comes out....lol that's how u manually fill a tank with about .000000000000000000000000000001 oz of co2....
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the first time i unscrewed the c02 tank the thread got all screwed up and the c02 was in sideways so the c02 was shooting out the back threads and i lost like all of it lol i did this about 5 years ago when i had to sneak around to do thid when i was like 9 lol
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my FIRST expierince with co2 was horrible. some seal broke in an ancient gun my brother gave me and about half of it squirted out over my ungloved hand. very painful.
Same thing happened to me. Hurt like hell.

I was talking to a friend about getting an HPA tank, and I told him it could use N2. He freaked, and said if I ever got that, he would never play with me "because nitro hurts much more than CO2 does."
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Dont push down the pin with your teeth. That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. Suppose that the valve flew off and worked its way into your skull. Or that liquid co2 poured down your throat. If you must, get a flatheaded screwdriver and push it down with that.

This kind of thing can put a negative rap on paintball. Respect your cylinder, its a dangerous piece of metal.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm liquid co2......lol man if my valve flew off into my skull i'd have to tell someone to take a pic first and THEN call 911.......lol then i could show all the ppl not to be stupid and do the same thing....
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