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Old June 27th, 04:36 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Ill be the captain on the noob team,ill play back also
when will chapter 7 be up?
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Old June 27th, 04:48 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Chapter 1-
A day in the life of Fastecho419


Fast woke up by the sound of his stupid rabbit biting at his table again. It was a loud noise and made him want to throw something at it but he knew he couldn’t. He wasn’t that mean as to do something of that. Or grumpy enough, then he looked down and saw a trail of rabbit crap leading to where his rabbit was now.
“Perfect! Just perfect you know that?” He said.


Then he picked the crap up and put it into his rabbit’s cage. How did he get out anyway? He thought to himself as he went over to his Dragun TES. He picked it up and then went and screwed in c02. Then with his hair trigger he began spraying shots out so fast the neighbors began cursing at him about the noise.
“Shut up you old hags!” He yelled.
Then he went back inside to get a bite to eat of breakfast. Today would be one of the lesser tournaments he would enter, but there was a 15,000-dollar prize and he could use some money. He knew that his friend Zedaine would be there with his Mag RT Pro so it would be a harder job then he would think it to be.


Soon he was on his way to the speedball course riding on his mountain bike, as he wasn’t old enough yet for a car however much he wanted to drive one. Then as he drove his friend Zedaine drove by in his crummy Corolla and said.
“C’mon man, ditch the bike and I can take you there faster.”
Then Fast took his bike back to his house and got in with Zedaine. Then they made their way to the Philadelphia airport where there they left Zedaine’s car in the parking lot where they would keep it until they got back.

Then they began getting in their Economy class seats. As they did they all put their gear in the bags and such in their suitcases. They were asked if they were holding any weapons but they said they were paintball markers and were totally empty and safe. The guards checked them and then let them through, so it was all-good and no problems.

As they flew to Tampa Fast got a Pepsi and Ryan got two bags of salted peanuts and a coke.
“You got the sucky coke.” Fast said to him.
“What?” Ryan asked.
“You have a small plane coke.”
“SO?”
“I asked for the bigger ones.”
Quickly about an hour later Fast needed to use the bathroom. As he got up to the bathroom he stayed out the door waiting for a person to come out. Then he heard a loud flatulent noise come from it. What in the world is that noise? It’s awful; I hope this guy is making this with his mouth not his back end. Then the man came out and as he did he said to Fast.
“Hey kid, you might not want to go in there at this very moment. It smells like crap.”
Fast covered his nose and mouth and went in anyway, he really needed to go.

When Fast came out he saw Ryan laughing his head off.
“Hahahahah! You actually went in there? Dude, your more stupid than I thought you were.”
Fast went over and punched him in his chest playfully.
“You suck man.” He said.









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Old June 27th, 05:41 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Damnit why did my team have to suck so bad?

Besides me Zedaine and WildK@t are on a team look in the sig .
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Old June 27th, 06:57 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Well... That's an interesting one... I never knew you guys were on the same team. I take it you guys are all living in Idaho near each other?
Figuring...
But yeah, you should have told me this Kingfiki.
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Old June 27th, 07:08 PM   #65 (permalink)
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LoL no we don't live near each other at all. Its more of a made up team . But ya I guess we are all on a team .
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Old June 27th, 07:10 PM   #66 (permalink)
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oh.... I see.... That sucks that you all don't live near each other.
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Old June 27th, 07:15 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Old June 27th, 07:38 PM   #68 (permalink)
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he can be a ref, and call out a noob for wiping.

edit. viking kid that is.
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Old June 27th, 08:02 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Ok, I gotcha. That seems like a good idea.
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Old June 27th, 08:07 PM   #70 (permalink)
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post up 7 now man.
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Old June 27th, 10:05 PM   #71 (permalink)
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damn...my team got pwned...we can make a comeback though right??
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Old June 27th, 10:37 PM   #72 (permalink)
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We better have a comeback! If not that maybe I can switch teams to KMballnage heh (sig).
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Old June 28th, 09:28 AM   #73 (permalink)
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ya this stuff is great you should post up 7
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Old June 28th, 10:46 AM   #74 (permalink)
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yeah, post it up.
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Old June 28th, 12:33 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Chapter 7-
Team Loco goes wild

Now it was Team Loco vs. Team Pansy, they were really under a ton of pressure. Johnny never told anybody that he had gotten assaulted and the crap beaten out of him in the makeshift locker room. But it was his choice, and people who saw it could care less.

Quickly the match began and the guys from Team Loco started coming out of the backfield. The two other members of Team Pansy rushed up to the front as Johnny covered from the back. As they went he slammed off about ten rounds until his marker started messing up on him.
It just wouldn't shoot, the cocking bolt wasn't cocking back. He slammed it hard with his hand but it wouldn't work. He looked down at the marker and just as he did he noticed his c02 was out.
"AW CRAP!" He yelled to the point where the other team saw where he was.
"Why in the world did I forget to refill my tank?!"
But just as he said this Team Loco's two front men were already upon him and bunkered him badly.

As he walked off the field he saw the remaining team Pansy get wiped out and he started cursing off the field at his teammates. But truly, it was his fault for not refilling his tank.


Meanwhile Team Shinobi was right about ready to get into the finals. Ryan was holding his Pirhana GTI closely. Hours before he had slapped a teardrop on it and then bought a new (electrical) hopper and then got his new E-trigger for it.

Now he was totally ready for anything the other team could throw his way as backman. He was going to cover his fellow teammates to the point where they would as he thought, probably tell him to stop shooting. He at that idea.

Then the game started and teh team they were going up against quickly began by dropping back into their backfield. Fast and Zedaine moved in for the flag and the other team seemed to scared to even fight back.

This team was the team of noobs who were talking about all being snipers. Their Captain, (Whom wasn't a noob, but a friend of one of the noobs) Vikingkid pulled up his Viking up and started slamming out shots. He managed to hit Zedaine who accidentily put his arm out while yelling for Fast to get the flag. Then Fast went for it as Ryan moved up to cover him and took Zedaine's place.

He snatched the flag and started rushing back, as he did the whole team of noobs called "Newbs united" rushed at the other team and began slamming out shots from a viking, a Kingman E-99 and one Autococker. Ryan replied with about thirty paintballs back and got two of the noobs. But their Captain had managed to keep himself in the game. Quickly Fast slid out and stopped right about ten feet from the starting place where he had to rest the flag. But Vikingkid was just firing off so fast he couldn't get there unless he was hit. Somebody needed to take Vikingkid out, he didn't know where Ryan was at all!

Then Fastecho turned to his right and saw Ryan right there next to him behind the bunker.
"What in the world are you doing back here with me?" He asked.
"Figured you'd need some help."
"But your right next to me!"
"So?"
"I could use help if you were in another bunker taking some pressure off of me!"
"Ok, give me the flag and I'll act as a distraction!"
"What?!"
"YES!"
"Your insane!"
"Gimme the flag dangit! You can take him out when he's chasing after me. Then we'll win!"
"Your nuts!"
"JUST DO IT!"
Then Fast gave the flag to Ryan, whom in return started bolting out into a nearby bunker. As he did Fast pulled up his Dragun Tactical Electric Sniper and started slamming paintballs out and hit Vikingkid in the leg, arm and right side.
Ryan ran back and threw the flag on the ground and then started shooting his marker, then took Fast's marker and started shooting his.
"Yeah man, we're going to the finals! This is amazing! We're actually going somewhere!"
"What do you mean? You trying to say last year we weren't?"
"AHAHAHAH!" Ryan screamed out.

That night they celebrated like crazy with the other teams who won into the finals also. It was time to celebrate, as the day after that they would battle until the bitter and ugly end....
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Old June 28th, 12:45 PM   #76 (permalink)
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i wonder whos gonna win
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Old June 28th, 01:04 PM   #77 (permalink)
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"AHAHAHAH!" Ryan screamed out.

AHAHAHAH! *pop**pop*
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Old June 28th, 02:21 PM   #78 (permalink)
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:O you say I forgot to fill the co2 !!!! they sabotaged my marker....
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