One of my best paintball stories
at Xtreme paintball park in millstadt IL, me and 19 other people went and played the castle level(it was pretty crowded that day). the ref wearing a red shirt and purple goggles divided us up into groups(unfortunatley theyre were alot of noobs) me , 1 expeirienced player from total greif and the only 8 noobs that were theyre got the castle, and the rest were attacking it.(10 on 10) Then I decided i'd show these noobs how its done.....so all 10 of us got on top of the castle and ducked down before the game started and I told them,"Ok duck down and stay down until i give u the signal to stand up and pelt the crap out of them,let them come to us ok u got it?" they replied "yes". the ref yealled "OK LISTEN UP IF THE OTHER TEAM TOUCHES THE CASTLE THEY WIN!...3.....2...1...go!!!!" our opponets blind fire down the hill twords us, and im looking through the cracks between the castle boards. about 9 on them were in the open looking for us so I gave the hand signal. we all shot up and shot 9 people I goggled 1 guy and shot another in the groin. but theyre was still one in the back who had a phantom, he shot 3balls staight at us he hit the guy beide of me in the goggles, the 2nd shot missed and hit the solid plank, fortunatly the 3 shot was directed twords me...it bounced. me and a dude from the team total greif started firing at the last man, the member of total grief overshot his goggles, and our team won the match(the nOObs wouldnt shut up about it...)
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And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw. And behold, a white horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell follwed with him.
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