2 things. I was playin against some rental noobs in speedball. They stood out in the open for the whole 10 seconds they survived. Or the time i was hidin in a bush in a woods game when a noob walks up and hides behind a tree 6 feet away.....with his back facing me. I just put him out of his misery......3 times in the a$$.
one time when i was playin with my old team at are local feild and this group of about 6 kids said will u play us? so the game starts and were not gunna toally maul them so we just mess around till there is only 2 of them left and me and my friend erik left. the 2 kids were both behind the cheese then we just slowly walk up and we were going to ask for them to surrender then they both shoot but not at us. then they come out sayin were hit where hit then we found out the shot themselves to get out lol we told them they didnt have to be hit to be out lol u can always surender
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We were playing woodball, and it was my friends 4th time. All the previous times, she had used mechanical markers. This time I talked another friend into letting her use his Imagine, because I wanted her to see the difference between an electric and mechanical gun. She learned it all right. We were out in the woods, and all of a sudden I hear 'pop-pop-pop-pop-pop' followed by a very loud "OW!" It turns out that my buddy had set the gun to automatic and "forgot" to tell her!
Ok funniest thing i ever saw a noob do was 4 of our best players were in a bunker and this kid his first time every playing went 2 feet behind them without them even noticing...it was great!
I was watching a game, were this one n0ob got pinned behind a bunker with his e99, lol, so he turned it to fully auto and just sprayed the field down blind firing.
Oh, and it was a one on one. Both of the guys were sitting on opposite sides of the field for like 30 minutes shooting at each other .
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i was playing in my ccardboard field that i made and my cousin forgot to put his mask down. His dad was on the other team (2v2 small field) and shot his gun i guess and it bounced of and hit him in the mask. He was all whining and called timeout lol but it didnt even leave a mark. Lucky i guess.
We were playing on the RPC(redfield paintball club) field, its just a group of kids that got together and leased land and made a paintball field. ne ways its like mosly just spools, plywood, a car hood, a couch, odds and ends of ne thing we could make into a bunker. i was playing 3 on 5, me and two my best friends have been paintballing for around 2 1/2 years. Well we were playing against 5 noobs that had been playing for like 2 months or less. While the other two were on the other side of the field lighting people up i layed low on the opposite creeping around the perimiter. I Finally got up behind the people and then ran up right next to one and got down behind the same bunker and asked where the "other teams people were" He looks at me starts sayin on is at a spool and the other one is over there but the third one is hiding, i think hes in the ditch. I just smile and look at him and say naw i think hes right next to you and then pop him in the foot.I did it to one other person and then got tired of the game and just got some side shots ont he other two that were left. It was hilarious.
This story is about me when i first started playing ont hat field i didnt really know where the dip and things in the field where, well one game i ran from a spool to another to get a side angle and two people and while i was running i didnt see a dip so i misjudge my step and start tripping forward but i still keep my balance. But by this time i had attracked attention and go lit up. i did it two other times that day, it sucked :P
1st kid, started to try to chrono his gun, but he told me. Help, the numbers wont come up. I came over and turned it on.
2nd kid. First shot the chrono. then he hit it with his barrel and knocked it off the counter it was on, and the battery went flying! lol. was so funny.
The funniest thing ive seena noob do was.......
MY friend, guess it was his 1st time playin airball, he started the game at the back left bunker. So i had to run up, and bunker him. lol.
Another thing, i saw a noob get hit, drop his gun and curl up in a ball kinda under the bunker (tipped it) Im like call a hit you f0ol! and hes hiding, think he was crying, btw, he got hit in the hopper.
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some noobie on my team was blind fireing every were. i told him to aim but he replied he was scared to move. so i told him to cover me so he stands up and starts shooting. i scurry 5 feet advanceing to the other bunker and i told him to come on so he stands up and runs towrd me. and im watching him and he shoots a inflateable bunker and it bounces back right in the mask. so i told him be scared of your self not the enemy or at leaset the bunker.
a noob took his mask off and walked up to me and said "don't shoot me, i already surrender" i was like "wtf you idiot dont take your mask off in the middle of a game", and shot him in the foot, and said "get off the field"
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i told a newbie on my team "off the break jump over the snake" "i will do a super man dive" "no dont do that, your still a newbie. dont get mad at me for that but you can seriously hurt your self if you do" he does it and breaks his wrist because he smashed it aggainsit the gun extremly hard. the poor kid. i felt bad, if i didnt call him a newbie i think i might have been able to prevent that
Noob got scared and ran off the field and started walking into another game. When he got there he was hit in the head like four times! HAHA! By people from another game!
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I just relized I started this but I didnt put in anything. The most funny thing I saw was my best friend play agaisnt like 5 on one. He got bunkered by all of them at once and had about 50 welts on his back. It was so funny we got a picture of it. Yeah he was dumb.
Today I shot some kid and he started screaming bloody murder adn the refs were just cracking up. God damn, your not man enough to play the game if oyu can't take getting hit. A simple "****!" Would do but he was screaming like he got shot in the ass by a .22. I just shot him in the shoulder.
one of my friends (he still doesn't get that he can't stand in the open for 10 seconds) off the break runs towards a bunker then decideds he doesn't want to go there turns around goes the other way then turns around again to go back to the bunker (no idea what he was thinking). I hit him 2 or 3 times. he never made it back to the bunker.
this new guy was in a 3v3 match and decided he would be all cool and dive behind a bunker....midair his hopper falls off and he lands on his own paint...i laughed my @$$ off
me and these other too guys r pinned down behind this bunker and this noob just stands up and gets hit in the nuts, but it doesnt brake, so he's had enough and trys to stand up to get off the feild but doenst yell hit so he stands up and i swear, he gets hit in the nuts again
Dumbest thing you ever saw a noob do in a game
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