These 6 noobs are sitting by a bunker popping up and taking cap shots, while me and like this 40 year old dude are behind a spool. I told this 40 year old dude (who only has a 98 custom) to go flank the noobs. (The next part is funny as hell). Now this 40 year old ancient is big (I mean BIG), pops out from this spool yelling (you can't miss him). Finally he reaches the bunker (the 6 noobs don't even know he's there) and pops up and says surrender! The 6 noobs start yelling for his life and surrender. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
The first time I played paintball it was in a woodsball field with my friend. Me and him thought that this wood shack in the back corner of the field would be the safest place. When I got there I realized there was no one near me because my friend got hit off the break(It was a small field) I stuck my head out the door of the shack and all I saw were paintballs rushing toards me. I layed down near the door and just started shooting in all directions where I heard people. Then all of the sudden some guy with a Matrix pops in the window and hits me like 50 times in the back (It probably wasn't 50 but it felt like it) I felt so stupid when I walked off the field and some kid said "You got lit up like a lit match and a can of gasoline"
my "friend" got nailed in his balls today, he was laying on the ground outside of the feild for about 10 minutes, i gave him an ice pack that i had in my cooler.
also i slide tackled one of my team mates while we where both running not paying attention
1 time a newb was getting lit up and while he was still being shot at he wips off his mask and everyone watching all at once goes "PUT YOUR MASK ON!", it was funny.
somehow this looks like..
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Originally Posted by P8ntballer31
as soon as they noticed this evry1 just at the same time yelled PUT YOUR DAM MASK ON!!!!!!
Well, it was this kid's first time playing, and he took his rental gun, and got in a pretty good position. I could see that he had perfectly clear shots at the other team. He then pulled the trigger, and... -click- -click click- The gun wouldnt fire. He then ran about asking his team mates how to fix his gun. Apparently, I had forgotten to turn off the saftey I felt like such an idiot afterwards.
i was playing woodsball with just me and one of my friends. so im waiting up by my grandparents house and i tell him to run into the woods or ill shoot him and he starts running, so i just decided to shoot him anyways and i shot him twice on the azz once on each cheek. he fell down and blacked out for like a minute. damn that was funny.
well i remember this one time when i got hit in th mask and paint went in my mouth and i said it tasted good(i was a noob, actually, i am still one ) so the kid picks up a paintball and chucks it in his mouth and tastses it, now when we went to the villiage i ended up chewing another one near some newbs sayin it tasted good (man it left an aftertaste) and 3 out of 5 or so kids pick one up and chew one and they all spit it out, it was funny as hell
The field was basically divided into 2. And there was a 30 feet of no cover. This idiot newb sees a pod. He runs out into the field and gets lit up so horribly. It was almost sad. It looked painful how he go shot so many times.
The dumbest thing I´ve had the pleasure to experience was me running out of the wood section of our field and getting popped one in the stomach by a pump camper at our base. Excuse: "I thought you were on blue" although I had my red team armband around my black hopper on top of my black cocker, which I was holding in front of me while running. So I was out and as I was passing the pump camper he gets nailed by some stray shots from across the field right in the face. Somehow I found that very satisfying..
Alright, couple days ago i was playing speedball at local paintball field, the rule there is no bunkering under 10 feet. so we were playing a group with all newbs, i mean rent-a-gun newbs. so i dive down behind a bunker where i saw a guy lay, i scream at him get out, surrender, your out, etc. and the reff was right behind me watching this, and the guy goes "whos out?!" i screamed again your out, and he still lays im right face to face with him and he turns his gun and shoots me right in my goggles, now the reff sees this after liek 30 sec of argueing and then the guy scream your out now! and then the reff just picks him up by the shirt and kicks him out of the game, it was the most pathetic thing i have ever seen.
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Tippmann 98c
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-gas through forgrips
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Originally Posted by Number One N00b
...if youre going to go physco experiment with crucifixtion
haha all of those r funny but one time in rec ball i went up to this newb and said ok im gonna rush in so dont shoot me, the newb said ok but the second i started running he shot me in the back of the head twice and started screaming like a lil girl cuase he thought i was on the other team which i thought was retarded, but it was funny how he got lit up
about 2 seconds after that and he jus kind of fell on the ground curled up in a small ball. lmao im so serious omg omg omg omg omg i want to relive that moment.
and another, i was waiting to get into a speedball match, when suddenly i saw this kid leave the field in the middle of the game without the reffs knowing or anything with tears comming down his eyes, now the rule for when you come out of the field into the safe area, you are to have on your barrel bag and the gun cannot be cocked back. he comes out without the barrel bag on, and the gun was cocked, then this kid came up to him screaming put your barrel bag on, he had to atleast said it several times before that, it was kindof sad to see that, but the kids gotta learn that paintball isent just his sport.
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Tippmann Owner #55
Tippmann 98c
-14" J&J Ceramic Barrel
-Double Trigger
-Clicky pen trigger mod
-core universal drop forwarf
-gas through forgrips
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Originally Posted by Number One N00b
...if youre going to go physco experiment with crucifixtion
Dumbest thing you ever saw a noob do in a game
I felt like such an idiot afterwards.
) so the kid picks up a paintball and chucks it in his mouth and tastses it, now when we went to the villiage i ended up chewing another one near some newbs sayin it tasted good (man it left an aftertaste) and 3 out of 5 or so kids pick one up and chew one and they all spit it out, it was funny as hell
