One time I shot a nub player 7 times in the back and not one of them broke.
Yeah, the same thing happened to me. I was at my friend's birthday party, and I lit this kid up and hit him like 10 times, and I saw them all bounce off. But he still called himself out, so it was all good.
Haha iit was so funny, we were on the starter activity and we were approching from the woodland to the bush(shrub) thing and they were all hiding in the, i took aim behing this land rover and to one shot and all i heard was this arghh f**k my ass! then he shouts im out but i couldnt resist getting him a couple more times
Another one (not really a noob situation) but i was defending the castle and the others guys were approching from the woods and this guy was tucked up behind a tree...i took a pop shot and it skimmed his knuckles...unfortunatly for him he chose not to wear gloves so it took the skin off his knuckles i felt a little bad though!
one time i saw a "noob" at the lobbie checking out his gun and he has a MR1 and this is what he does.
Takes out the pin (to take the bolt out) removes the block bar and the bolt pops out, flies through the air, and cracks a window.
the whole 45sec this happenend his gun is hissing like crazy (remember, NO BOLT) and the gun is on the ground, and the "noob" is hiding behing some paint boxes thinking the gun is gonna explode.... funny as hell
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I hate to say this because this guy is my friend and an ER Doctor by the way. (Sure hope he's not reading this. )
I brought along a friend for a scenario game a few years back. I loaned him my Spyder Xtra for the match, he had never played before. We were tagging along with a well organized Scenario team that plays quite a bit locally. These guys are very into the scenario games and have all the military sim gear to show for it. I hold up in a large cedar tree near a clearing where I think the bad guys may come through on the north edge there. We had just broke from a briefing with the Captain of our squad where we decided a game plan.
Well, I hear a slow fire like someone is lobbing paint pop, pop, pop... Pause. Pop, pop, pop... I look over and it's my friend shooting at the captain of our team whom we had just been sitting with during the briefing. The captain yells more than once, Stop shooting me! I'm on your team! The second round turned into, What the ____ are you doing? I'm on your team! He was maybe only 20 to 30 yards away from my friend and obviously you could see that he was on our team. the bad guys were more than 100 yards away. I then hear, Oh, sorry! I am still laughing over that one.
The friend has not played since but I continue to invite him.
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I was playing in a field of skinny trees with alot of branches to hide behind and i was the last person on my team left so stated firing at the last few members left of the other team and with thin trees you cant reall take cover and after few shots the REF started pointing at me. I was brused with 2 tippman A-5 w/egrip and ion markers with halo loaders, all at almost full velocity.
OK, it was my first time paintballing some 8 months back, and I'm out in the woods in the field hiding behind a bunker. I see someone wearing the other teams colors, and I shoot at them from point blank range, and I basically bore a hole into their neck. No neck protection= a nono. Of course, I was kicked off the field for a year, so I hope to go back there in another 4 months.
For now I'm just playing at another field about 20 minutes away. It was still funny as hell when I think back...
Me- *OH ****! AN ENEMY!* POP POP POP
Enemy- "Holy ****!" *Blood spurts everywhere*
Me- "Ahhh God, you alright?"
Still, he only THREATENED to sue, so I'm pretty lucky
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one time i saw a "noob" at the lobbie checking out his gun and he has a MR1 and this is what he does.
Takes out the pin (to take the bolt out) removes the block bar and the bolt pops out, flies through the air, and cracks a window.
the whole 45sec this happenend his gun is hissing like crazy (remember, NO BOLT) and the gun is on the ground, and the "noob" is hiding behing some paint boxes thinking the gun is gonna explode.... funny as hell
Not really funny when he could have hurt someone with the bolt.
Piece of metal flying through the air powered by 100PSI of pressure?
I was at this crappy paintball place, crawling through a small area with trees in hyperball. Flank a guy, shoot him, half of his team starts shooting from behind him. I dive onto my back to get to cover.
I was wearing a pod pack and it was early in the day. I lost a pod of paint.
Not really funny when he could have hurt someone with the bolt.
Piece of metal flying through the air powered by 100PSI of pressure?
The ONLY reason that that particular story is funny, is the fact that nobody got hurt. Kinda ironic about what happens when you don't research how to take care of your marker, so when you end up taking it apart when you're not supposed to and having parts flying everywhere.
I understand what you're saying though. That's some powerful stuff coming out, and with the bolt being so small and thin, it could have easily skewered someone.
wait..why does he have the tank in while taking apart his gun...i thought that would be common sense?
n00bs don't have common sense, thats why there n00bs.
anyway, my friend dropped about half a pod of paint onto the ground (dirt) and a n00bling came along and asked "can i have those?" my friend said "dont put paintballs that have been on the ground into your gun." the noob asked again "can i still have them?" my friend said yes. so the noob picks all of them up and fills a pod with half water and throws the paint in. he shakes the pod up vigorously for about a minute and then pours the entire pod into his electro hopper.
In one of my first games, my teem started on the high ground on an approximately 5 acre lightly treed field. I thought i was doing really good, darting from bunker to bunker I managed to take out 5 people in few minutes. But I had not noticed that two of my team mates where above and behind me laying fire to keep the others team players down while got closer to them. What i did notice was a couple of balls fly by me from behind, at which point i turned around and opened fire on my own team mates knocking them out of the game. I them proceeded to trip over a root and quickly got nailed in the ass.
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funniest I ever saw was in a night game- we had two noobs on our team, we decided to leave them back at the base while the rest of us went for our objective. shortly after we heard shooting back there, and my friend and i were sent back to help out. When we arived we shortly realized that both of them had their glowsticks off (cheating to not be seen) and were actually shooting at eachother from across the field
n00bs don't have common sense, thats why there n00bs.
anyway, my friend dropped about half a pod of paint onto the ground (dirt) and a n00bling came along and asked "can i have those?" my friend said "dont put paintballs that have been on the ground into your gun." the noob asked again "can i still have them?" my friend said yes. so the noob picks all of them up and fills a pod with half water and throws the paint in. he shakes the pod up vigorously for about a minute and then pours the entire pod into his electro hopper.
Wait...in the hopper with the water?
Anyhow, once in woodsball i ran alittle less than half way into the forest acting like the hero and thinking that i had some back up. I got owned and as a was walking off i looked back to see no team mates behide me. Fun times.
Wait...in the hopper with the water?
Anyhow, once in woodsball i ran alittle less than half way into the forest acting like the hero and thinking that i had some back up. I got owned and as a was walking off i looked back to see no team mates behide me. Fun times.
I've had something similar happen to me before. The whole day nobody was really moving. My entire team would run up to the first bunker they saw (this was in woodsball) and would sit there and wait for the other team to come.
Not very good strategy... Especially since we were getting owned each game. You would have thought that they would have followed me eventually.
Had a noob who's mom bought him a new Impulse, jerkin' the trigger off at the start point of the game, not realizing the marker was on and shot me on the back of the hand from 12 inchs away with three balls.
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I'm just getting into paintballing and i got a Black Maxx and if fell apart and if you need pics i'll send them to you to how to fix it. I can't get the spring and everything back together for some reason...
I'm just getting into paintballing and i got a Black Maxx and if fell apart and if you need pics i'll send them to you to how to fix it. I can't get the spring and everything back together for some reason...
Dumbest thing you ever saw a noob do in a game
Hit A Big Target :P
i felt a little bad though!
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