I'm just getting into paintballing and i got a Black Maxx and if fell apart and if you need pics i'll send them to you to how to fix it. I can't get the spring and everything back together for some reason...
I saw some noob attempt (this word is key) to dual-wield the heavy-ass rental guns. He walks out into the open and attempts to rush me while firing both of them from the hip. Needless to say, he missed every shot by FAR. I had enough time to take perfect aim and get a headshot
Noobiest thing I ever did was when we were playing woodsball and it was down to 1 on 1 and we were both behind trees shooting at each other and I run out and completely paint the tree that he is behind and he is completely fine meanwhile I run out of paint and he unloads on me and hits me with like 15 shots. good times
When I was a noob so many years ago, I decided to wear an old shirt (that was before I knew that the paint washed out) It happened to be bright blue and very easy to see. I was also the only girl in the game. Our leader had me covering him, and he got shot. I got hit in the chest three times and the balls didn't break. I didn't do a paint check, and called myself out. (I wasn't able to look down and see where I had gotten hit without taking off the mask)
Noob at buying paint
Well, this same game, my buddy who invited me in the first place had bought some paint for his markers. I happened to be using them. He thought he had gotten a good brand. They didn't work at all. By the end of the day, he ran over them with his car (this is after the pile that he ran over had been jumped on and the such) and only about 1/3rd of the balls worked. (it also explained why our team didn't get a single hit).
Noob at buying paint
Well, this same game, my buddy who invited me in the first place had bought some paint for his markers. I happened to be using them. He thought he had gotten a good brand. They didn't work at all. By the end of the day, he ran over them with his car (this is after the pile that he ran over had been jumped on and the such) and only about 1/3rd of the balls worked. (it also explained why our team didn't get a single hit).
What the hell? Were they frozen or something? I've never heard of paint being that hard! Monster Ball isnt even that tough.
What the hell? Were they frozen or something? I've never heard of paint being that hard! Monster Ball isnt even that tough.
I don't even know. The experienced players never let him buy the paint again. I do know that he had left them in his trunk for a while. They weren't monsters--he had made sure not to get those.
That was years ago, so I don't remember much about it.
I don't even know. The experienced players never let him buy the paint again. I do know that he had left them in his trunk for a while. They weren't monsters--he had made sure not to get those.
That was years ago, so I don't remember much about it.
they were probably another brass eagle paint, maybe wild streak?
they were probably another brass eagle paint, maybe wild streak?
Could be. Probably something along those lines. As I said, it was my first game, and I was more concerned with not totally failing at life, than remembering what brand it was. Dark green shells with neon green paint. (I found some pictures of the car running over the paint that someone had taken)
i was shooting at this kid and he took off his mask and got shot in the forehead WHAT AN IDIOT
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not really sure if this is noob...
but in a woodsball game i completely flanked the other team and shot a couple of them
then i moved up to close in and my teammate starts shooting at me cause im on the other side
i yell as loud as i can about 10 times that "im on your team!!" but he keeps shooting
i just sit there and the ref calls that the game is over... i couldnt even get more people out T__T
what happens 2 games later?? my teamsmates shoot at me AGAIN, im like wow... im the only guy wearing white and im on your team
not really sure if this is noob...
but in a woodsball game i completely flanked the other team and shot a couple of them
then i moved up to close in and my teammate starts shooting at me cause im on the other side
i yell as loud as i can about 10 times that "im on your team!!" but he keeps shooting
i just sit there and the ref calls that the game is over... i couldnt even get more people out T__T
what happens 2 games later?? my teamsmates shoot at me AGAIN, im like wow... im the only guy wearing white and im on your team
I've had that happen to me. A lot of new guys think that anybody that is (X) amount of distance in front of them is an enemy.
I've had that happen to me. A lot of new guys think that anybody that is (X) amount of distance in front of them is an enemy.
and also say theres 4 guys
3 of them plan and decide to go the left side and i say ill go the right side
i go very slowly and cautiously and they just shoot and run up and circle all the way around and start shooting me...
this kid is like the biggest loser ever! he called himself out because he was the last one on the field. he still had a full hopper! his team cused him out cuz he didnt even fire one shot. lol they shot him in the leg outside of the field and started to cry...lol
so, i was playing indoor paintball with an MR2 and i run forward and see this little kid right in front of me,
i aim at him and he turns around and screams "aaahhh please dont shoot me nooo!" and of course,
Dumbest thing i've seen anyone do at a game is taking their mask off because they were shot, right in the middle of the game. And this i see almost every time i go play.
Dumbest thing I ever saw and felt was at my local field some 13 year old was having a birthday party (this was before the field had two airball fields open) So all of us regulars had to play with them, which was fine because 4 or 5 of us beat like 12 of them, it was tight. Anyway we were inbetween games and I was reloading when I hear a shot and feel a paintball smash into my forehead. Evidently some kid didn't have a sock on his gun and he was aiming it at the ground trying to see how sensitive the trigger was. He shot and it richoceted very fast I might add right into my forehead.
I didn't even have to say anything because all of the sudden you heard about 5 "DUMBASS!!" 's from the other real players and refs. And the ref said that kid was only allowed to hold his (rental) gun in game and that he had to give it to the ref after games. LOL
He shot and it richoceted very fast I might add right into my forehead.
it bounced off the ground? when he is pointing it at the ground? was he standing on a trampoline? or a air bunker?
how does it bounce off the ground but break on your forhead?
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blue to black dm6
hyper 3
top hat mod
laser eyes
CP flow plug
32 degrees drop forward (yes i like my drop forwards)
cp micro on/off asa
deadly winds 14" fibur barrel with full freak
Dye rotor with speed feed
centerflag 68/4500 with on/off
Dumbest thing you ever saw a noob do in a game
good times
