Today i was playing in a group of 4(me and 3 friends). All the other groups had gone out, except one. We join there group and they split us up (they were like 12 year olds). When i walk down to my side some kid points his gun at my face and acts all hardcore about it. I get out soon(lucky facemask shot) and so i go out of bounds and watch. Then abour 4-5 kids get out and are standing by me shooting there guns and swearing up a storm. After everyone is out, we are walking back. Me and my friends are in front and the rest of them are behind us, still shooting there guns. Suddenly I get hit in the back of the neck, and i let out a shout (they were about 10 feet behind us). When i get back to the no-fire zone, there are still kids in that group shooting there guns at stuff.
So my friends and I played our frst game in arizona this summer. We got their pretty early so we split up into two on one games. One of us (lets call him steve) was "really good" or as good as a noob can be so we were all a little envious of him and his "mad skills." Aventually more players start showing up. So this older guy with his own equipment comes and were all like dam. So to make even teams we put our worst player (eric) on the older guys team. Well two very noobish things occur. First eric learns alot about self sacrifice. He would basically get lit up by my friend and I then this older guy would get us out. Number two was great. I was out so I went to watch through the glass. Steve is squating behind a bunker looking for this older guy. As Steve pops his head out he gets one across the top of his head. Nothing to funny their, but this shoot knocks him off balance and he falls on his a$$, dazed. Funny stuff.
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well this is kind of retarded but still funny, let me just start out saying that this 2 on 2 game lasted an hour,so i bring 4 friends to play paintball in an indoor speedball field and were all noobs at the time (everyone knows, the first time you play paintball and you are so amazed by just holding a pb gun, so the owner knows were noobs so he lets play a few games with eachother, the field want that big, anyway we start, im with my cousin and we runn to different bunkers, about 5 minutes pass and there was about 10 balls shot, so im thinking **** this and i run across the field, my cousin follows,my other friends do the same... so after spraying like hell i see my cousin (martin) is shot in the arm and it didnt hurt him so he says to me Dave (me) shoot your foot, it doesnt hurt, im about to shoot my foot when he shoots his, next thing i know F**K that hurts like hell so he plays fair and goes out, i start aiming and i get one of them(oh i forgot to mention when martin was shot it was from half the field)after a minute of shooting at eachother the power goes out, no lights (it was thunderstorming out)so i use this time to move up to the big X in the middle, not knowing that my friend is moving too,Ithink that i am at the x so i just stand thereusing the time to reach into my goggles with my hands to remove some fog,im still waling when i trip and all of my paint falls out of my hopper (it opens)i only thought a few balls fell out so i closed it and went on, right at that time the light comes back on and i see im standing face to face with my friend, my first words, Holy Freaking $HIT!!!any way right after yelling that wit my dad watching i try to shoot him, no paint, at this time my friend saw i was going to shoot him so he did the shing that most of us did when we were younger, put his handsin front of his face and close his eyes seeing that his hopper was full i put my gun on the snake and ripped his gun out of his hands and busted a ball right in his ass, best baintball experience of my life lol, but my friend was laughing his ass off at the whole lights and me stealing his gun thing, all in all it was an awesome day and noob experience
one day, we were at an abandoned field, and were were jus having fun with me, 3 freinds, my dad and a freinds dad. so were playing a game and im hiding behind a bunker next to the bunker where my dads at. my dad takes off his mask and lifts his mask over the bunker, simultaneously peeking out the side,(without a mask), my freinds dad then (unknowingly) shoots my dad right in the forehead, my dad then started bleeing from a wrinkle on his forehead lmao
Today I was running up on this smaller concrete field. I was running up right at the start and my friend who went for the first time was chillin way in the back. He decided to shoot at some guy but he shot me right in the hand from like 8 ish feet away. It hurt pretty bad..
right before the game started, but after barrel plugs were removed, my teammate next to me accidentally unloaded a few into my foot.. note to self: don't hunt with that kid..
This 1 kid tries to flank us while my team is defending the castle and i shoot a couple at him and he says hes out and runs in the woods into a tower thats like 80 yards away and hides for the whole game.
I went paintballing for the first time and I was hiding behind a small house looking thing, I kept on popping out trying to shoot people in the house across, then i popped out to look one time and BAM I got shot in the ribs I sad thing is, i got shot from the house at the side of me which i totally dis regarded, but I am a noob (see username) so it wasn't too bad
Sum Kid thought he was an Uber l337 sniper the first time Pballin. Soo he climbs a tree. I run up and shoot him in the face. Kid falls out of tree.
I shoot him on the floor (headshots dont count) then see if hes ok.
It was a small tree and the floor was covered in leaves (it was autumn... sorry 'fall'). He wasn't hurt.
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Some kid thought him and his crew were awesome, they were all renters and he made his group called Jabba Wockeeze and then he told them to spider crawl to the barrels so they wouldn't get shot, lol, very fun stuff!
Before the game started, (we) were all getting to some decent cover at our end of the feild and a buddy of mine (who had only been out once before) was up in a tower poking his barrel out the window. He decided that he wanted to get as far out of view as possible so he kept creeping over while on his knees until we heard a few thuds and and a few choice phrases....he had accidentally moved so far that he fell down the stairs that he apparently forgot that he had just walked up.
We had to delay the start of the game until everybody had stopped crying from laughing at him.
i was woods balling and i had a tippmann squad buster and on the other side of a gully there was three people so great time to use it and i throw it. it spreads apart and catches a tree branch then flings it back at me and explodes in my face. it F***ing sucked
wow i have a couple of newb stories, sadly they are all about me.
1. my first time playing i was i my nieghbors back yard 3 of us were playing. we made like small forts and had to stay in them the whole time(since the yard was small). well both of my friends teamed up and while i was reloading both got out of their forts and came within 10 ft of me. they shot me around 5 times. i started screaming threw my gun down and ran home.
2. I was playing against my friend in woodsball and i was running to a tree. but i tripped fell and dropped my marker. it took me a few seconds to get to my feet. i looked around and i lost sight of my friend. so i ran to the other player on my team(we were playing 2v1) and he said he saw him go over the creek. so i was slowely walking along the creek finding a good place to cross. when all of a sudden my friend jumps from behind me and lit me and my team mate up.(he was behind us the whole time)
Dumbest thing you ever saw a noob do in a game
it was awesome!
lol
that said, i've gone in shorts and a t-shirt before.. i would do it again, but those !@#$ MOSQUITOES ATE ME ALIVE.
