This is awesome i was with my friends and we were going to go paintballing. only one of my friends didnt have a gun. he says "y dont i just use an airsoft gun". so me and my friend say yea sure y not(cause we wanted to own him). we started playin and i got up really close and he was shooting me with his ****ty airsoft gun(i couldnt feel it) and i lit him up and he never wanted to play with us again
once i was playin woods ball and there was a beach that was great for flanking the other team. ok well what happened was that i was running and stopped for a second and saw a paintball flying toward me but it was to low to hit me and so i just stood there and no it didnt hit me but hit the ground and started bouncing so whatever but then i noticed as the paintball hit the rock below me it had the right angle and speed to just hit me right in the nuts. what really sucks is that i wasnt wearing a cup that time.
ok i was at paintball paridise on the speedball field. ive been playing for about a year at this point and i brought my friend tanner who had never even held a paintball gun so he goes and rents a tippy and were waiting then the game starts he takes off runs towards the bunker and does a perfect slide but he ran a little to fast and goes barriling through the can and get shot right between the eyes it was hillarious.!!! he walks off the field cussing me out cause i told him to do that but i didnt think he was going to go sprinting and slide HE WAS PISSED!!!
one time i auctually fell in the creek trying to run cause my friends are dicks. Oh and it was Januray (i don't think thats how you spell it but whatev)
3 weeks ago me and a buddy with our matching red mini's and jersey went to play indoor paintball for some fun with rental noobs. We actually managed to take 5 on 2 one game. But, on one of the games, as i was running to the last kid, i got right next to him and POW! he shot me right in my twins. worst day ever. and they won because of it. sigh, i should have just camped.
i was playing one time and this kid was on top of a really really big hill and he put his marker down and took is mask off to see down it ... and he tripped over his marker and fell down the hill.. then he got raped by paintballs..
Man where to even start? i've seen a kid trip over a hill. His hopper exploded and he got lit up. hahha once this guy was like "EVERYONE RUSH ON THREE!!!" nobody but him went.
i gues si will jump in with a personal story of my firs tand so fa ronly time i went paintballing. at the time i was in the national guard. had just finished the weekend drill and was invited to go paintballing with some fellow national guard soldiers. i decided to go and have some fun. well i had no idea what i was doing. so i showed up in jeans and a denim jacket. we played liek 3 games. in the first 2 had equipment issues. third game had no issues. used all the ammo i had and didnt hit anyone. just as i started to let everyone know i was out someone got a good shot on me. skipped off the top of the mask and the paint splettered on my hair. i musta been a nice easy to see target. everyone else was somewhat experienced in paintball and was in camo.
well i decided to not use an elbow. use an elbow kids. dropped my hopper off right before start. only a few breaks, but it was like shooting flubber until i cleaned it. USE AN ELBOW!
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(Talking about matching jersey and pants):"this looks serious, oh lets go be near those guys, they look like they know what theyre doing." "how so?" "dude, they got uniforms."
i really dont know what im talking about...
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Angel IR3, WGP 98 Autococker, WGP 99? Pump, Spyder Tlx/Xtra, Delta .68 Pistol, 68/30 & 68/45 HPA, 68 Carbine, 2 Pro-Lites, 68 Classic Automag, BKO, more..
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Springs, Timmy, 10 round tubes, CO2 cartridge band, triggers, VloJr or Empire B, and other misc.
LEGIT, IM SERIOUS (sgt.slaughter jacked this from joe):
yup very possible. I was playing once and got shot in the mask cracked the goggles and everything. Luckily didnt go through. Guys gun was shooting way to high i forget what the chronograph read.
most newer goggles are tested to exceed average field fps rates. and if well taken care of, not left out, cleaned, and maintained, they should last longer. changing the lenses, foam, and or other parts wont hurt either.
ON A SIDE NOTE: do half the people on here drop books on their keyboards to type? that or they break into someones house to post and need to type quick.
jebus.
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(Talking about matching jersey and pants):"this looks serious, oh lets go be near those guys, they look like they know what theyre doing." "how so?" "dude, they got uniforms."
i really dont know what im talking about...
Own:
Angel IR3, WGP 98 Autococker, WGP 99? Pump, Spyder Tlx/Xtra, Delta .68 Pistol, 68/30 & 68/45 HPA, 68 Carbine, 2 Pro-Lites, 68 Classic Automag, BKO, more..
Wishlist:
Springs, Timmy, 10 round tubes, CO2 cartridge band, triggers, VloJr or Empire B, and other misc.
LEGIT, IM SERIOUS (sgt.slaughter jacked this from joe):
True story, I actaully did this:
So I was playing my first game and I decided to stay a little back until some of the enemy people got out. After like 2 minutes I ran forward to a plywood cover, did a power slide. When I hit the ply wood, the renatal guns hopper cap sprung open and like 20 balls just flew up 2 feet and then hit me and the floor. So I deceide why not and start picking up the balls one by one and putting them into the hopper.
Happened one more time later that day.
one time i went woodsballing and we were playing VIP, and i got down into my bunker so i could hold the whole left flank and no one came for like 3 minutes and i start hearing people shootng behind me and the whole other team just booked it up the middle of the field and got lit up.
My cousin shot himself in the foot so he could say he was out.
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High Pressured Air. It's kinda like a compressed air tank but different.
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i was playing with my cousin and it was his first time playing and i said to walk to the other end of the field and hide behind a bunker. because it was one on one, i said we would start when he said so.
he sat right beside the bunker and said he was ready.
i said SCOOT over! he moved halfway behind the bunker and he said ok.
i said SCOOT over! and he went behind it with his head sticking out from the top as if i could not see his head.
i shot his hat off.
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The first time me and my friends have ever played paintball, we were playing a nice little game of woods ball.. The ref had told us like 800 times to NEVER take off your mask during a game. Well we were stuck in a bunker together, and we where the last 2 people left. He poked his head up like 3 inches and just got lit up.. Some of the paint went inside his mask and into his mouth.. so he threw off his mask and started yelling.. Right when he threw off his mask he got shot in the ear!
But now we are in a team together, and were the ones lighting up noobs
i was playing with a guy that rented a gun and was holding the gun sideways like some kind of gangster, he snuck up on the fort and started dry firing (gfl) and he got pissed off when the "paint wasnt popping" and he got his ass lit up
anothher game i was playing the snake and a i was walking on a bunker, this guy darts across the field and trips, throwss the rental at least ten ft in the air and falls straight on his back and his mask flew off, at that time i stopped and luckily didnt hit him in the face
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Remember,
NOBODY puts baby in a corner
Dumbest thing you ever saw a noob do in a game
what really sucks is that i wasnt wearing a cup that time.
