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Old July 6th, 2004, 10:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dumbest thing you ever saw a noob do in a game

I dont think anyone has done this thread yet. What is the dumbest thing you have ever seen a noob do, I know you have seen at least one thing. I have seen about 100.
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Old July 6th, 2004, 11:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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well i saw a noob get pwned horribly lol
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Old July 6th, 2004, 11:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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1 time a newb was getting lit up and while he was still being shot at he wips off his mask and everyone watching all at once goes "PUT YOUR MASK ON!", it was funny.
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Old July 6th, 2004, 11:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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oh dude i have a sad story...well this is not me but my friends dad was playing paintball back in hte old school days and this other guy comes up next to him and he gets gogged but instead of splattering it goes through his mask and takes out his eye and he becomes blind in that eye...there was blood everywhere i heard
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Old July 7th, 2004, 12:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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wow, bad scene for paintball, and ur friends dad...
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Old July 7th, 2004, 09:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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oh dude i have a sad story...well this is not me but my friends dad was playing paintball back in hte old school days and this other guy comes up next to him and he gets gogged but instead of splattering it goes through his mask and takes out his eye and he becomes blind in that eye...there was blood everywhere i heard

is that even possible? If it is that really sucks
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Old July 7th, 2004, 11:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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well the fdirst time I played with my one friend, we were in his forest. I at least had a basic sense of what to do, so I found some bushes with a stump in front and layed low. He comes walking standing straight up almost on top of me... so I shoot him without him even knowing where I was or what he was doing lol.
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Old July 7th, 2004, 07:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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My freind had his E99 on 3 shot and he is facing like 2 nubs... they get scared and run away and each get 3 balls in there ass
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Old July 7th, 2004, 08:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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this is awful, but oh well.

this kid was a real dick. he thought he was the best sh*t that ever happened to paintball, and he'd never even played before. so a firend of mine told him that if he made it back to the starting point if all of his body guards were already out, then his team would win (we were playing president) so when all of his bodyguards were gone, he took a mad dash home, and got lit up soo bad...oh man it made my day.

another...i couple of noobs i had on my team (about 3) were about 40 feet away from me, and before the game even started, they started firing at me! i had my way with them.

another...a kid thought it was ok to take his mask off in the game and stick his head out from behind the bunker. i shot a few over there, not to hit him, but just to scare his mask back on.
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Old July 7th, 2004, 08:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I was ballin with some kid who thought he was f**kin awesome at paintball, he was a fast runner and all but everytime he would jump out from behind a bunkera nice steady streem of paint would head straight for his mask and he would get shot in the mask like 5 times every time he popped out
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Old July 7th, 2004, 08:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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there was a group of ppl from DC

well 2day i was pract with my team and a few more at our local field, and i watched a rec ball game and these ppl were holding their 98s sidways with one hand shooting at eachother like theyy were "cappin" someone, i just shook my head and went back to playing seeing that not a single ball was feeding for them
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Old July 7th, 2004, 09:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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^^ they were probly just messin around, rec ball your supposed to have fun, but than again same with paintball in general

anyways noob moment, my friend is trapped behind this bunker out in the woods (made of sticks) and there is no way in hell he gets out without getting his ass lit up, so he takes off and trips on a stump, i damn near pissed my pants, funny thing about it was his hopper top flew off paint flew everywhere and he landed on a couple of paintballs breaking, omg i know nobody will believe this but its true, i wish i had a video camera
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Old July 7th, 2004, 09:55 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I was reffing a 4 man tourney and this guy just sprints off the field during the game and gets his "spare" HPA tank. Of course I yell that he is eliminated and he goes all ape on me on how unfair it is that I called him out for leaving the field. He ran out of air and just wanted to change his tank and then get back in the game.

That team didn't do so well in the tourney either....
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Old July 7th, 2004, 10:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Well...

Back in the day when everyone was bad-asses with Pumps I saw a N00b put one last round in his gun as the game was called and as he did, he tripped and fell... The gun went off and he shot his friend in the back of the head... The kid didn't know what was going on, so in a reflex motion he turned around and fired point-blank into his frined... Now on the ground... And he stayed there...

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Old July 8th, 2004, 09:12 PM   #15 (permalink)
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this might be the best one yet. well we all hate when we run out or air or c02, so we cock the gun and hear that gracefull sound...CLING!. but anyway. my freind comes over and he go's WOAH! YOU GOT AN IMAGINE!!! THESE THING ARE LIKE 1000$!!!!

Me:...yep
Matt:damn no nos (nitro for cars, i think, im not a car freak)
Me: yeah well im getting it filled tommorow
matt:dude just cock the gun, watch. *cocks gun and pulls trigger*
me:..........(in my mind) why am i freinds with him?!
matt: him this gun must be self automatic....*tinkers with it*
me:self...semi you mean?
matt:no self, duh!
me:...im going to get a hot pocket *HOT POCKETS* (eat only the peppronie ones...ok off topic)

i come back upstaors and i said let me clean the bolt
Matt: oh i already did that *hands me nitro tank*
me:...thanks *in my mind (i hate him) ok well let me just clean the striker...

turns out he kept on cocking the gun and shooting it consantly and my o rings were complety worn out... 0? *sigh* newbies lol
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Old July 8th, 2004, 10:18 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Okay this is my n00b story... Once upon a time there was a kid (me) who went paintballin for his very first time (long time ago)... Anywayz i got on the field to play a round of woodsball, and there was many n00bs including me, (they were much dumber than me lol)... And anyway we started the game and in the middle of the game, sum stupid kid wips off his mask and goes running from the pallet (a wooden structure to hide behind) he was hiding behind and the guys that were sitting in the ""church"" jus belted him with paint not-knowing that he wipped off his mask, as soon as they noticed this evry1 just at the same time yelled PUT YOUR DAM MASK ON!!!!!! hahaha stupid bugger tripped over a tree root when he was runnin, so he was lyin on the ground coverin his head (didnt want to get shot) but it was too late they jus nailed him with paint! luckily for the lil' bugger he didnt get hit in the face. That woulda hurt! But it was funny beacuse everyone was sittin behind sompin or in the ""church"" watching him when he tripped...........Yeah thats my story
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well everytime i go paintballing where i live i have to deal with noodies and woodballers alike,they dont no what out means,and they all think there bad***es so yea but um a story was last time i was playing i was plaiyng a catlefeild ,called myself out the kid decidd to keep shooting me and he was shooting hot got a 2.5 inch brouse to s how for it
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Old July 10th, 2004, 05:49 PM   #18 (permalink)
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We were playing capture the flag, and this one kid had climbed into a tree to hide. Then about 5 guys from the other team found him. He crawled out of the tree covered from head to toe in paint! You could also see where the vents were on his mask because there was little paint spots all over his face! Now if I could only remember the name of the kid that happend to... oh yeah, it was me! I had sooooo many welts...
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Old July 10th, 2004, 06:11 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Ok i got 2 of em.
1st (this is me here)
ok so 1st time paintballing, a bunch of guys from my school go to a field to celebrate school being over......and i showed up wearing a t-shirt and some shorts.

2nd
playing at "radical town" its got 2 big wooden houses and 2 small ones. Each team gets a small and a big house. Anyways there's this stupid kid (hes like 12/13, who can tell they are so annoying at that age) w/ a low-end cocker and he thinks he's GREAT. So i'm in a small house and he's in the other one (right across from me) I make my move and run over to his house. Now i dont know he's in the place, i think its deserted. I am on the far wall, and move to the back, surrender this one adult (scared the **** out of him) then i go into the house w/ out looking inside. Anyway the newb cocker kid F R E A K S OUT! He pins himself up against the wall and starts saying "don't shoot me" over and over. I tell him to surrender and end up having to pull him out of the house.

PS latter that day on another course (woodsball) i'm creeping along at the tip of my team (we are the attackers) i'm am the bottom of this little hill thing in the middle of the field, which has tons of like um mini vally things to hide in. and up pops newb cocker kid!! *snap* up goes my gun for a quick 1 shot to the head. Turns out I got him in the neck. He starts crying and my friend takes the opportunity to come up w/ me. He cries for like 2 mins. and STOPS play, the ref. and like 3 adults had to come over man. It was pretty great, but also a little sad...........
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haha yeah ive seen that happen where some n00b thinks he's all great and then he gets shot in the neck or upper thigh and then starts crying! it's really quite funny......... But what really sux is gettin shot in the nuts! OWWW GOD DARNIT! ive never had it happen to me before but it sure looks like it hurts........ OWW!
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