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Old August 29th, 04:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Juicy Story From Sun. (aug. 29)!!!!

Ok, we just got back from some speed bally at a local field and here's what happened. There were about 20 guys total, and there was a party of about 5 or 6 Russian guys. It was the 6 Russians against 6 other (myself and some friends included).

I get shot running up the middle and am immediately eliminated...after a while it was 1 on 1 and the guy on our team had a rippin 'cocker and he pops up (they were on opposite sides of the field) and overshoots the Russian by like 4 rounds, a total of about 6 hits. The Russian throws his gun down and bolts at the guy on my team but the ref comes over and calmes him down.

Well, after we got back to the base camp area to reload and clean our goggles, the Russian starts mouthing off to the ref and the guy on my team, here's what happened:

"WHAT THE F**K, HE SHOOT ME ALL TIME!!!" (RUSSIAN)
"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE." (REF)
"BUT HE F***ING SHOT ME 6 TIMES" (RUSSIAN)
"THAT'S IT, STOP TALKING AND LEAVE, YOU AND YOUR WHOLE PARTY"
"SHUT THE F**K UP AND LEAVE!" (MY DAD)
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TELLING ME TO STFU?! CALL THE POLICE, THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!" (RUSSIAN)

His friends hold him back, while he's at the neck of my dad and the ref, this is when the manager came over to tell them to calm down, but he didn't make them leave.

Meanwhile the jerk that overshot the Russian is on the ground laughing like a mad man. It was intense.
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Old August 30th, 12:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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yeah, those walk-on recball games turn ugly pretty easily. Glad you guys are all safe.
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Old August 30th, 02:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL, "Call the police" damn russians....
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Old August 30th, 11:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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wow, you hae a cool dad! and throws his gun down..wow....
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Old August 30th, 12:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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"WHAT THE F**K, HE SHOOT ME ALL TIME!!!"
Anyone else start laughing for the Full MEtal jacket-esque quote?
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Old August 31st, 07:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I don't remember that line from FMJ...which part?
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Old August 31st, 08:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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FMJ? What in the world is that show?

BTW- Funny Russian. He should just calm down.
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Old August 31st, 08:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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haha thats funny
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Old August 31st, 10:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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FMJ? What in the world is that show?
FMJ isn't a show its a movie about vietnam...its a screwed up movie so i love it..but check it out!..lol thats great if you dad woulda hit him it would have been funny
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Old September 5th, 11:07 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Thatta boy Hobo...glad someone got the reference.
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