the_real_kaz

Seen a thread like this on the nation. Don't like posting there so I brought it here. haha.

Me=M
K=new kid

While in a big senerio game we are defending a hill:
K: I can't shoot this guys who made it up to the brush on my side here. (Kid shoot half a hopper into brush)
I look, guy is 20 feet away about to own our team.

M: His calf is in the open shoot it! (guy was laying prone his leg was sticking out.)
K: Thats to small to hit!
M: (3 shots, player walks off) there now don't let anyone back up there!!
K: Wow i want a super accurate gun!!
M:

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We are picking teams at a rec ball game
K: Hey don't pick the pump guy we'll be down a man then.
MyFriend (already on the kids team): No seriously dude pick him.
K: What? He going to suck.
MyFriend: Take him NOW.

The kid picks me I laugh. Shoot out 3 guys and we win the game.

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Riddler236

Heh. There was a really nice field I played at a lot in the early 2000's when I lived up near Erie, PA (Pentagon Paintball - go there; they're awesome). I'd play with a different gun every week, often a pump, especially when playing with the walk-ons. I don't have too many specific funny stories about it, but remember a time another player wanted me checked for ramping. In general, going out with a pgp, splatmaster, stock class gun or other pump of some sort is gonna be good fun and potentially some entertainment.

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