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Old December 30th, 2012, 07:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So i was playing today and decided i didnt want to shoot alot of paint so as a remedy i picked up 2 squeegees and was using them as knives. I captured 2 flags, captured 1 fort and 1 castle, and bunkered/killed 23 people all in about 4 games. I had alot of fun but there was one guy talking trash saying that im a waste of a person for my team because i didnt even bring a gun onto the field for the game. I was on the attacking team and i took off sprinting about a minute into the game and smacked the guy that was talking trash right across the back and kept sprinting it was kinda sad. But after the game i went up to him and was like who is a waste of space when i bunkered 6 people and captured the fort. The guy was pissed for the rest of the day.
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Old December 30th, 2012, 08:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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man. when it gets to that point, you're just being a dick =P
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Old December 30th, 2012, 09:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Well i didnt hurt him, he just was embarrassed. I over heard some of his friends baggin on him about him getting bunker tagged
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Old December 31st, 2012, 09:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah - but being a dick has become a function of society in order to get people to believe you or see value in what you say/bring/believe....


think about automotive repairs, customer service, and warranties. To get any of those practices to honor you as a human being, let alone a paying customer - you have to...almost...act like a dick.
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Old December 31st, 2012, 09:45 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sadly, this is true
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Old December 31st, 2012, 01:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yea true. Alot of guys were not taking me as a real player because i only had 2 guns at the field my phantom and a borrowed tpx. I guess since i wasnt playing with an electronic gun or even had a electronic gun with me.
Its kinda sad that people judge players mainly on what they are shooting. I was getting to 50 almost every time on most fields and i was often the reason my team won. It took this incodent for people to take me serious.
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Old December 31st, 2012, 01:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yea true. Alot of guys were not taking me as a real player because i only had 2 guns at the field my phantom and a borrowed tpx. I guess since i wasnt playing with an electronic gun or even had a electronic gun with me.
Its kinda sad that people judge players mainly on what they are shooting. I was getting to 50 almost every time on most fields and i was often the reason my team won. It took this incodent for people to take me serious.

Gotta love the Gear > Player idea.

He's not a real player unless he's got a matching pants and jersey set.... or a custom heat-stamped jersey... or a custom anodized electronic marker in full PSP 12.5ramping w/ a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time...and a Ninja 77/45 Duratank, with a poppet that's triggered by a spool valve.

There's a slight amount of compensation you can do by having more paint than skill when facing a player of equal skill level. But..hell.. I'd be more afraid of Pro w/ his Rainmaker behind a bunker...than he'd be of me dumping a 1/4 case of paint at him with a Geo 5.7 and a quad Rotor....
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Old December 31st, 2012, 05:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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nono not matching pants and jersey, matching pants jersey rotor mask and headband/sandana
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Old December 31st, 2012, 08:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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nono not matching pants and jersey, matching pants jersey rotor mask and headband/sandana
I feel kind of ashamed because I have all of that plus a matching marker, cleats, tank cover, speedfeed.
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Old December 31st, 2012, 10:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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O.o you have an HK marker? [i'm only assuming HK because i don't think any other company has all that... wait hk doesn't have masks... yet...]
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Old January 1st, 2013, 01:54 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Im pretty sure dye has almost all of that
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Old January 1st, 2013, 01:58 AM   #12 (permalink)
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O.o you have an HK marker? [i'm only assuming HK because i don't think any other company has all that... wait hk doesn't have masks... yet...]
I didn't mean that I had all the same brand. I just meant that everything had to match perfectly.
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Old January 1st, 2013, 04:21 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Im pretty sure dye has almost all of that
dye doesn't have cleats....yet
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Old January 1st, 2013, 09:38 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Didnt dye at one tume have a set of dye core cleats.
The only other brand that makes almost all that equipment would be empire (kee)
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I feel like DYE had cleats at one point.
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Old January 1st, 2013, 12:06 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Yeah DYE did have cleats at one point but they were pretty ugly.

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Old January 1st, 2013, 12:14 PM   #17 (permalink)
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those look like runners i had in elementary school from payless XD
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Old January 1st, 2013, 12:39 PM   #18 (permalink)
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speaking of shoes from elementary school...
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Old January 1st, 2013, 12:43 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I went to a Catholic elementary school so I always had to wear dress shoes.
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Old January 1st, 2013, 12:47 PM   #20 (permalink)
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A kid in my 4th grade class had those shoes and they were AMAZING. he had rich parents and always got all the cool things..
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Old January 1st, 2013, 11:10 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old January 1st, 2013, 11:15 PM   #22 (permalink)
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awwwww yea. light up shoes!

did those bouncy things work? I feel like you wouldn't get enough spring out of them.
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Old January 1st, 2013, 11:42 PM   #23 (permalink)
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couldn't convince my parents to buy me a pair
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Old January 2nd, 2013, 12:14 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I have always wore boots, nike, puma or any thing soccer like. Some of my buddies back in school used to call me the jamaican redneck cause i wore bright colored shoes but i always had a carhartt jacket and a camo hat with a fish hook
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Old January 2nd, 2013, 08:59 AM   #25 (permalink)
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The moon boots - all they did was provide you with that stupidly sickening feeling of...err...how to explain this...

Have you ever gone down stairs and been convinced you're at the bottom stair - so you take a step as if you're trying to move forward...but find out that the ground isn't where it should be?

If anything..they created lateral instability. It was easy to fall over sideways if your body didn't have strong knees and ankles.
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