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July 2nd, 05:22 PM
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you jackass
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Pick up lines
Think up stupid pick lines and ppost them. Heres one. If your right leg is christmas and your left leg is thanksgiving can we go home and spread the word.
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July 2nd, 07:55 PM
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I heard milk does the body good, but how much have you been drinkin?
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July 5th, 08:55 PM
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i made this one up "im an alien, can i probe your ass?"
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July 5th, 11:04 PM
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wow, that sucked
haha
classic
i lost my number, can i have yours??
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July 6th, 09:42 PM
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use the damn button:
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that was mine!!!
*licks finger and touches girls cloths* says to girl lets get you out of them wet clothes now.
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July 7th, 02:33 AM
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Nice shoes, wanna fuch?
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July 7th, 02:45 PM
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Was your dad a baker? Cause you got nice buns. 
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July 7th, 07:15 PM
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i have some bad 1's u prolly heard the 1 about army
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July 7th, 07:29 PM
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You must work at subway....cuz baby, you just gave me a footlong.
oh snap!
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July 7th, 07:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sabman
You must work at subway....cuz baby, you just gave me a footlong.
oh snap!
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July 7th, 07:33 PM
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what? hehehe. thats just overexposed btw.
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July 7th, 07:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sabman
what? hehehe. thats just overexposed btw.
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if it was overexposed, then why is the rest of the room so dark? Sab, you are so white, you light up a dark room |
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July 7th, 07:47 PM
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Re: Pick up lines
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Originally posted by llabtniap
Think up stupid pick lines and ppost them.
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A while back in this acting camp thingy, me and some friends took normal pick up lines and made them stupid:
I lost my phone number, do you know where it is?
Are you tired? Because I am!
Nice shoes, where'd you get them?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because, I really need one...
~Jin (Yes they are supposed to be stupid)
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July 7th, 07:49 PM
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whats your sister's phone number?
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July 8th, 02:17 AM
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So your billys mom right....
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July 8th, 02:24 AM
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give an inch get a bruise
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didnt i see you on girls gone wild???
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July 8th, 11:38 AM
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Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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July 8th, 12:04 PM
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are we related?
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July 8th, 12:05 PM
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or
"your boyfriend just died"
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July 8th, 01:15 PM
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<**>EbAy<**>
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Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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LMAO 
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