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Phantom13 · September 11th, 07:39 PM

I thought this game up...anyways list what ways would be fun to Kill osama bin laden with...

Cut off his eyelids and break all his fingers and toes, stab him in the nuts, and throw rocks at him till he dies.

**ZaPmAn** · September 12th, 07:46 AM

tie him down and get those bird things that go down then come back up and have 2 of them pokeing his eyes, then after 5hours of that we bring in a whole **** load of dogs horses ect(large animals) then we bend him over and let the animals have their way with him. Plz I know this is sick but he must pay! and if he has to take a **** ram a cork up his ass maybe his colon will pop. And then after all 200 animals are down we go get a Dodge Ram 1500 w/ Hemi and tie him to a rope and tie him to the bumper and drive 30 miles at top speed then just lock up the brakes and let him roll into the back of the truck. then we let 50 little kids with butter knives cut his stomach and legs ect. Then we cut him 2000+ times for every person that died because of him! then we shoot him in the stomach and let the gastric acids kill him by eating away his other organs.

**Viking Kid** · September 12th, 09:29 PM

Me and my friend have put a lot of thought into this before, ok, first, we cut off all his fingers and toes, until hes about to faint, then we burn the end of his fingers and toes so he doesnt leak out any more blodd, and while hes a little dizzy from that( since he has lost a lot of blood), then we cut off his nuts tie a grenade to them and shove them up his ass

**Weasel-03** · September 12th, 09:44 PM

Burn all his ****in hair off including arms legs chest back. After his skin has done smoldering we rip off the layers of skin. Now make literally thousands of small inscions with a very sharp knife and slowly pour alcohol into them. After he is dopne crying from that, Dig one of his eyes out with a rusty, dull spoon and feed it to him. Then just take a hammer and smash both his balls, and drive 3 4inch nails into his ****. Take your belt off and give him 50 lashings on his face, back, stomack and legs. Throw a brick at his stomach and nock the wind out of him. He should be pretty much dead now cut his legs and arms off with a rusty hack saw. Now you can open him up with some kinda blade from the top of his sturnum to the bottum. Pry back his ribs one by one, and pour 4.5lbs of aslt into his chest cavity. Now make the small inscions you had before onto his organs and such. For the final step, almost complekty detach his lungs and spread them like the wings of an eagle. Oh yeah leave his remains for wild dogs and birds.

Was that suppose to be that fun?

**Matthias** · September 13th, 07:56 PM

ack u should have killed him when the cia was giving him and hes men cash and training to fight the red army...pah! i would rather kill bush...hmmm just like killing a monkey

(ehe admit it..he looks like a monkey)

**alias** · September 14th, 03:54 AM

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Originally posted by Matthias
pah! i would rather kill bush...hmmm just like killing a monkey (ehe admit it..he looks like a monkey)

why in the hell would you kill bush

ok now for osamas death first i would take a piece of paper and give him paper cuts for thirty mins, then i would stick a few cotton balls in his mouth and use some sort of clip and shut his nose then i'd take a bucket o semi-venimous(sp?)snkaes and dump it out on him watch him squirm then i'd get a few thousand ticks and pick them on his penis and then i get a bamboo rod beat his ass till it's purple and then take a taze and shock him to death

Häßlich · September 14th, 06:07 PM

Insert a glass stirring rod covered in hydrochloric acid into his urethra. Then break this rod with a hammer so it shatters. Then cut off a few digits, crucify him then burn him on the cross while hes still alive.

**Derek Yegan** · September 15th, 09:45 PM

how about we make him live with a leper? that would suck. and would have to be the one that is really severe.

No0bIe_PaIntBal · September 17th, 12:01 AM

first we papercut his eyes various times, have him bend over then shoot a case of pbs up his @$$ (hey had to tie it into pb in sum way) break every bone in his body, papre cut the inbetween of his toes, have several deprived fat prisoners have "fun" with him then kill him in a slow and torturous manner then resucitate him and have him get better then do it all over again 2000+ times for everyperson he killd in 9/11
*edit* super glue his penis to his scrotum then yank them apart ouch

Zidane · September 17th, 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by Matthias
ack u should have killed him when the cia was giving him and hes men cash and training to fight the red army...pah! i would rather kill bush...hmmm just like killing a monkey (ehe admit it..he looks like a monkey)

Off topic:

Holy crap dude that angel is like the village whore, everyone's had a ride.

***NYY*** · September 19th, 10:20 PM

1- burn his nut sack
2- get a angel speed, peg his burning nut sack
3- pull his finger nails out
4- run his legs over with a 18-wheeler
5- take a yellow envolope, and do the jackass thing by giving him a paper cut everyhwere
6- stick red hot needles in his eyes
7- run him over again cuz thats probably fun
8- to top it all off, and kill him, i would inject him with every std, disease, bacteria, and viruses all at once

**Derek Yegan** · September 20th, 01:51 PM

that's mean. oh well

! how about we leave him in a high school p.e. shower room with 8 homos that are super horney then lock the door not giving the gay people condoms.

**Viking Kid** · September 20th, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by Derek Yegan
that's mean. oh well ! how about we leave him in a high school p.e. shower room with 8 homos that are super horney then lock the door not giving the gay people condoms.

Thats the best one yet, LMAO

No0bIe_PaIntBal · September 25th, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by Viking Kid
Thats the best one yet, LMAO

i differ..... i prefer the one where we let huge farm animals have their way with his naked body

**pEpSi DuDe** · September 28th, 02:00 PM

Get a blowtorch to burn out eyes and burn out his nipples. Then urinate in his oculary cavities. Then use use a blowtourch to heat up a screw driver and then insert the red hot screw under each one of his finger and toe nails. Then poor battery acid into his anus. Then use an orange pealer to remove his scalp. After that i will insert a glass rod into his penis and break it off. Then i will perferate his scrodum with a hole punch. Then i will get steel wire and then attach that steel wire to a large treble hook, then force it down into his throat and take him up to the top of a 100ft crane, and attach the steel wire to the crane and then drop him from the top.

**Ace** · October 14th, 01:42 AM

tie him up to a cross upside down with his legs wide open the bust out paintball guns and shoot his sack untill it brusts open then lower hi body on to a steel rod up in his ass and by pass his heart coming up out of his mouth so he lives then bring out a knife and slice his legs and rub salt andand Acid in the wounds then piss in his eyes and force hin to eat **** then stick a rocket up his ass and light it then ***** slap him a few times withthose nails in the wood thing yeah .... then throw some bullet ants on him to let him die with pain

**i_try** · October 14th, 04:47 PM

OK i would put his nuts in a burning vice and slowly tighten it and while i was doing this i would set up his legs like this

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take a sledge hammer to his knees then i do the **** ****ing him thing. then after that i would do the glass up his dick smashing thingy. Then drag him behind a truck going 50 m/ hour on a strip of broken glass and needles stickup with burning hot coals. then we sould enject him with all the stds and ****. THEN we would throw him in a pool of jiz make him drink it all and to top it all off

we would put a fish hook threw his burnt and flat balls attached to a crane then he jumps off the top (bungqee joping but the ropes attached to your balls buy a hook) and then he woould hit the ground and if he is still alive i would curb him (put his teeth on the curp and stup his head) then if he still wasnt dead i would rip off all his limbs.....etc..

yep

***Pierced*** · October 18th, 05:51 PM

i would cut off all his fingers shove em up his ass then cut off all his toes wipe my ass with each one then make him eat em then get a set of vise grips clamp it on his nose and twist it then get my paintball gun and like a case of pballs shoot his ass in the balls until i am out of air or paintballs wich ever comes first by this time he is either passed out then i take out a big ass knife cut out his heart and shove it down his throat the mail his ass back to the taliban muhahahahahahaha

**tyler_massia** · October 19th, 11:12 PM

first i would takin a hot shootin angel speed like 400+ fps and unload a case of paint on him then drug him up real good cut open his skull cut a small piece of his brain off make him watch me fry it up then feed it to him. then i would take 4 horses tie a rope to each of his limbs then to a horse and make tem run in opposite directions so they rip his arms and legs off and then let him blead to death which would take like 10 seconds.