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**sNoW PIrAnHa** · March 25th, 06:35 PM

the "gnngnggagnnagyomah" helen kellers dog thing was mine.

Whats the difference between a baby and a pumpkin?

one you light on fire after you cut it up.

***P4IN7 B4LLS*** · March 25th, 06:35 PM

fain, your original

**bikerguy2020** · March 25th, 06:40 PM

whats black and white and red all over....................................michael jackson in a blender.

**Targ3tPractic3** · March 25th, 06:43 PM

Ok this ones a bit longer. A man's wife just had a baby, and he went to the store to buy a crib. He saw 2 cribs that look exactly alike, but one was 50$ cheaper than the other. He asked a man working there, and he said that the cheaper one is cursed. He said that 30 seconds after you put the baby in the crib, it will die, then 30 seconds later the mother will die, and then 30 seconds after that the father will die. The man didn't believe in that sort of thing so he went ahead and bought the "cursed" crib. When he brought it home and put the baby in it, like the man said, the baby died 30 seconds later. 30 seconds later, like the man said, the mother died. The man knew he was about do die, so he ran out the door screaming and tripped over the dead mailman.

**maxsilver** · March 25th, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by chromekilla
if someone is talking about concentration camps, go up and be like "guys, could you keep it down, my great grand father died in a concentration camp" theyll all be like "ohh, umm were sorry" and then you say "yeah, he fell off a guard tower....."

LOL! That's great. I'm definitely going to do that just to see the look on the peoples' faces.

**xXMikeXx** · March 25th, 06:54 PM

whats the difference between a black man and a pizza......a pizza can feed a family

**countryaccent** · March 25th, 06:54 PM

A man walks into a bar sits down and then he takes out a tiny little man and sits him on the bar. Next he puts a tiny piano in front of him and the little man begins to play. A women notices and came over in amazement. She asked the man how the little man came about. The man said that if you rub this bottle (pulls out a bottle) you may be granted one wish. She immediatley grabs it and say I WISH FOR A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!! right then one duck walks through, then another, another, then another, ect..... The lady shrieks and says A million bucks NOT DUCKS!! the man then says " did you really think I would wish for a 14 inch pianist?"

**sNoW PIrAnHa** · March 25th, 06:56 PM

pizzas dont **** your girlfriend

**Bose** · March 25th, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by Targ3tPractic3
Ok this ones a bit longer. A man's wife just had a baby, and he went to the store to buy a crib. He saw 2 cribs that look exactly alike, but one was 50$ cheaper than the other. He asked a man working there, and he said that the cheaper one is cursed. He said that 30 seconds after you put the baby in the crib, it will die, then 30 seconds later the mother will die, and then 30 seconds after that the father will die. The man didn't believe in that sort of thing so he went ahead and bought the "cursed" crib. When he brought it home and put the baby in it, like the man said, the baby died 30 seconds later. 30 seconds later, like the man said, the mother died. The man knew he was about do die, so he ran out the door screaming and tripped over the dead mailman.

LOL!!!!!! That is awsome!!!!!

ok guys heres a cheesy one. A white horse fell in a mud puddle...Now thats a dirty joke!!!!! ha ha ha isnt that a good one

themailleman · March 25th, 06:59 PM

i dont get this one but

whats worse than 10 babies in a garbage can

1 baby in 10 garbage cans

**Spudchucker** · March 25th, 07:02 PM

why wouldnt jfk be a good boxer? couldnt take a shot to the head

what did jfk junior miss most about martha's vineyard? the runway

**bikerguy2020** · March 25th, 07:02 PM

whats the difference between a mexican and ****?...............................****s cheaper

**countryaccent** · March 25th, 07:03 PM

why are the palms of black peoples hands white?
The paint on cop cars rubs off easily!

**countryaccent** · March 25th, 07:04 PM

whats the difference between a mexican and a bucket of horse crap? - the bucket

**bikerguy2020** · March 25th, 07:07 PM

sorry,

pron is what is ****

**Xley** · March 25th, 07:07 PM

Hey coutryaccent, go to hell. No more racist jokes.

***P4IN7 B4LLS*** · March 25th, 07:36 PM

yeh guys, if u dont want this thread to be closed, keep the racist jokes out of here....

**RBEshadow** · March 25th, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by themailleman
i dont get this one but

whats worse than 10 babies in a garbage can

1 baby in 10 garbage cans

Reminds me of a dead baby joke I heard, the only good one in my opinion. It goes: Whats worse that 10 dead babies nailed to a tree......

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

If you still don't get it, it meant that 1 baby cut in 10 pieces and put in garbage cans.

themailleman · March 25th, 07:54 PM

I meant i dont get why its funny \/ that was on the first page

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Originally posted by themailleman
i dont get the baby jokes, why would people want to smash/eat/kill/shoot/poke babies?

**Xazi2003** · March 25th, 07:56 PM

once their was this man, he wanted to have 'xxx' with this lady, but her father said to the man that if he had 'xxx' with his daughter that the 3 chinese curses would descend on him, he decided to have 'xxx' with her anyways, in the morning he found a rock pushing down on his chest, it read first chinese curse, rock on chest, he then threw the rock out the window, then he heard the second chinese curse "right testicle tied to rock" so he jumped out the window thinking a broken leg would be better than a testicle ripped off, while he in the air he heard the third chinese curse "left testicle tied to bedpost"