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**iraqihunter** · March 25th, 04:32 PM

hey, put all of your jokes here whatever subject whatever you want! have fun and start laughing:

**iraqihunter** · March 25th, 04:33 PM

why does michale jakson like 28 year olds?? ..because there is 20 of them!

***P4IN7 B4LLS*** · March 25th, 04:36 PM

whats the diff between michael jackson and acne? ... acne doesnt "come" on your face until your 12

themailleman · March 25th, 04:50 PM

yo moma s so dumb she uses deoderant to get rid of bad breath

**Digital Gangsta** · March 25th, 04:56 PM

Yo mamma's like a pile of bricks, always getting laid by the mexicans...

**Bubbajr.** · March 25th, 05:00 PM

ok paint...you just ruined it all. I don't feel like watching these. grr so first person who says something to dirty and bye bye.

sslecyk03 · March 25th, 05:08 PM

whats the difference between michael jackson and a plastic bag? Ones made of plastic and the other is a bag.

***P4IN7 B4LLS*** · March 25th, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Bubbajr.
ok paint...you just ruined it all. I don't feel like watching these. grr so first person who says something to dirty and bye bye.

haha, u know it was funny tho

whats the difference between a baby and a pumpkin? ... one is fun to smash with hammers and the other is a pumpkin

ouch

sslecyk03 · March 25th, 05:14 PM

poor bebes

**Spudchucker** · March 25th, 05:20 PM

mrs gates found out why her husband calls his company "micro""soft" when they were on their honeymoon

themailleman · March 25th, 05:32 PM

i dont get the baby jokes, why would people want to smash/eat/kill/shoot/poke babies?

maxpow99 · March 25th, 05:36 PM

ok heres one

what does michael jackson and walmart have in common?

the boys pants are half-off

sslecyk03 · March 25th, 05:42 PM

COMBO JOKE: whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a baby? Ones made of plastic and the other is fun to smash with a hammer.

themailleman · March 25th, 05:45 PM

CONAN--- So i heard Michael Jackson was starting a mens clothing line.... He says If thats successful Hes going to get into boys pants

**Cheap** · March 25th, 06:08 PM

Did you know that Helen Keller had a red barn in her backyard?.....she didn't either.

How did Helen Keller break her arm?....She tried to read a road sign at 40 MPH.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?...they put a plunger in the toilet.

Why did Helen's cat kill itself?....You would too if your name was "Adjustingingene!".

**Xley** · March 25th, 06:09 PM

Why'd Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was "Nyughhhufahnaaa..."

**chromekilla** · March 25th, 06:18 PM

dont get the hellen keller jokes, but heres my fav, but it can only be said in teh right circumstances

if someone is talking about concentration camps, go up and be like "guys, could you keep it down, my great grand father died in a concentration camp" theyll all be like "ohh, umm were sorry" and then you say "yeah, he fell off a guard tower....."

**ATLAS** · March 25th, 06:24 PM

why are mexicans and sperm alike?

only one in a million ever works

what do you call a map of afganistan?

sandpaper

***Barber*** · March 25th, 06:28 PM

K, there was a pirate sitting in a bar. He has a big ship stearing wheel sitting on his lap. So a guy comes over and starts to talk to him. Well the guy is really annoying and the pirate is sayin stuff to hive him the hint that he is annoying. So the pirate is getting up to leave and the guy tries to keep him down by holding onto the steering wheel, and the Pirate say "ARRRG your drivin me nuts"

**fainTB** · March 25th, 06:32 PM

what's worse than a dead baby?

a truck load of dead babies.

what's worse than an asian eating a dead baby?

a truck load of asians eating dead babys.