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Old July 12th, 03:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This thread is dedicated to the fine art of wiping. I warn you, this thread is an out right class on how to wipe. Read if you want to learn but dont want to ask questions, or dont read if you dont want to hear tips on how to ditch those pesky hits.

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Disclaimer- I in no such way take any responsibility for your or your teammates actions on the field. If you want to wipe, fine. Im not saying that I wipe, all Im doing is informing people who want to know the little things about getting rid of hits. Im not a pro, Im just telling what I know from experience and what I have seen done. Continue on if you wish to learn, or wish to add.

On another note, if your a reff or want to spot cheaters, read the following. If your hunting an animal, you know specifics about it, its foot print, marks it could leave on trees, methods of camoflaguing(sp) itself, etc. By reading this you'll know what too look for, if you see someone doing one of the following actions, you'll know what there up too and know what too look for and know to get there before all evidence is gone.

Do not clutter my thread with posts about how gay wiping is and stating I should be banned and all who wipe should be banned. If you think wiping will go away, the following is why it wont:


Now, on to the good stuff.


Goggle hit-The most satisfactory feeling in the world is wiping a goggle hit. Dont wear a visor on airball, and if you get shot in the face, shove your mask in the bunker and turn your head, and presto, no more goggle hit. Use your hand to touch it up a little if need be. I've heard this is very hard to do with Dye masks, I know for a fat it works with proteus/flex 7 masks.


Gun hits-Wiping gun hits can be such a pain in the *** on guns with milling and cockers......jesus christ, ever tryed to wipe a hit on an adrenalin angel? good luck, i was considering getting a gun with no milling what so ever, like a stock IR3 or stock LCD so I wouldnt have that problem, but then i realized what good is winning if you dont look good doing it? At least if I lose i'll look good...but whatever.



Off the break- Chest hit off the break? No problem, do the pete rose dive into the bunker. It looks a little suspicous for us back guys going to a enter can or soemthing, so use this accordingly. This works well for fronts, because your expected to dive, make sure whatever part thats hit comes in contact with the ground.

Backs- off the break, put your hand over your mask to shield it from any balls coming in. The ball is more likely to bounce off your hand (which would have hit your face) and if it doesnt bounce, just grab your gun and keep the hit on the handle. Reach for a pod or get on the ground and get rid of it.

Hoppers- Hopper hits are easy, just go to "reload", but drop to your knees to do so and wipe it off on your leg or knee. If you get hit in the side of the hopper, rub it against a bunker, but dont be obvious. Hide it for a few minutes and act like its not there, if no reffs saw it, wipe it off on the bunker.



The key is to make getting hit as subtle as possible, and to have as little reaction as possible. If you jump around when you get hit there gonna know if you stay in.....so if you get gogged, you gota be lax and always know where the reffs are, pay as much attention to the reffs positions and where they look and such as you do to whats going on. Theres so much more to paintball then being able to snap, play a bunker tight, etc. Being good at wiping is adding a whole different dimension to the game. Once you get the basics down, your golden, because you be creative and see what works at your own risk, or try tryed and true methods of wiping. Its up to you, Im in no way supporting people who want to wipe, I do it when i feel its nessacery, more importanlty I feel its justified. If you wipe and get caught its your own damn fault, and when everyone else stops wiping I'll stop, but we all know that aint gonna happen....


Feel free to add your own little hints and tips. Again, use these at your own discretion and more importantly, your own risk. Would paintball be a better place without wiping? Yes, of course, but theres always going to be people who will goto any lenght to win, so you mine as well learn how they do it. It may help you in more then just the obvious ways.


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i thought this was interesting.... discuss.


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Old July 12th, 03:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old July 12th, 04:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thank you.
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Old July 12th, 04:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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****in Right Doggy....If you are a noob that thinks wiping gets you nowhere...stay out of this thread please. Thanks, have a nice day.

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Old July 12th, 04:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I am against it, but I feel that I can be unbiased enough to join in.

I think a back hit would be the hardest, especially when its in that spot where you can't reach. You know, right in the dead center of your back. IF your in the woods, its easy, just throw your back against the bunker, metal gear solid style. Go to snap shoot (also Metal Gear style) and take a small step and rub against the bunker.

Also, what kidns of bunkers are we tlaking about up there? Airball or what? In Indoor fields, if you get hit, just rub against a bunker. Dont wipe it off, try to wipe more paint ON. It camouflages the hit. If anyone is suspicious afterwards, just say its from those damn dirty bunkers.
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Old July 12th, 04:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol, yeah. that works
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Old July 12th, 04:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Back hit's are fairly easy.

You just spin fast while pushing into the bunker.
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Old July 12th, 04:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Ive gotten out cause of the dirty bunkers Alpha.
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Old July 12th, 05:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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^^ Happens alot to me. It pisses me off when people shoot the back of bunkers when walking on to the field to make sure their gun is working.
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Old July 12th, 05:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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What I did once, I got hit in the hopper wiped it and put my gloves in my pants, we have blind refs..hip hip
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Old July 12th, 06:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Johnny, go complain elsewhere. Keep the hating out.

For back shots, try to pull a pod and get it with the pod, then fill and chuck. If you can't get it, haul ass down the field and get as many as you can, your gonna get pulled sooner or later.

Also, I do not endorce wiping in rec or practice.

This is mainly for airball bunkers, push in, cover it up.

This is not just to help players get away with stuff. It's to help refs see what's goin down.
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Old July 12th, 06:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
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god, i hate all you wipers, you make the sport no fun you deserve to die and go play bocci ball instead, you suck all of you SUCKERS I HATE YOU
I hate it too, but look at the second post in this thread. Jeez... Just stfu. I hate wipers, but I contributed to the discussion. STop flaming
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Old July 12th, 06:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
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im against it but i still do it once in a while, if money is on the line and i need it, well im going to wipe, but if its a simple walk on game ill walk off the feild with my gun in the air
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Old July 12th, 06:53 PM   #14 (permalink)
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o, for some reason i just couldn't understand the all those thing in the second post.... temporarily stupid.... w/e, sry... i wil never wipe. if you get caught once, the refs mark you as a cheater forever, it's not worth it
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Riighhhttt, you play at the same tourney every month and their going to remember to look for you out of how many teams?
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Old July 12th, 07:22 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old July 12th, 07:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old July 12th, 07:38 PM   #18 (permalink)
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lol, If you play turney pball and say you don't cheat, ur a lieing ass hat. I wipe ne hit i can in speedball. Hopper hit? i push it into the bunker, and pull my gun back, then it lookes like bunker rub... body hit? slide on the ground or rub it on the ground. Back hit? run into the snake, then push your back against the snake bunker like ur playing tight and rub it around.

to prevent wipers... I always over shoot
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Old July 12th, 07:49 PM   #19 (permalink)
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well, you cheap, your evil, you suck at paintball, that wat cheaters are...
your right i do suck at paintball, now leave the thread
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