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**BlackMaxx666** · September 14th, 04:06 PM

I was thinking about starting a death metal band with my friend Kaylan, but I cant think of a good name. Please help me out.

**airsoft guy** · September 14th, 04:35 PM

Well anything with the word "hate" in it or "rusty" or has reference to garden tools like "hate plow" or "rusty hate plow"
"Hate monger" stuff like that or you could totally mess with people and give it some kind of name most wouldnt suspect. Or name it like a band that already exhists and change the name slightly like take this one, Sixpence None the Richer now what you do is name it Six Pence None the Richer, (in fact thats how it should be spelled) now the great part about this is they're a "christian" band and your not

**Aggression** · September 14th, 08:32 PM

Weeeeezer!! Jk, I acuatlly hate death metal. "Rusty Hate Plow", thats hilarious!

TeamDBT · September 14th, 09:19 PM

or what about plow of rusty hate. lol, too many funny possibilties.

**Spudchucker** · September 14th, 09:51 PM

you could all go on stage in powerchairs and call yourselves "The Gothic Grandmas"

TeamDBT · September 14th, 10:35 PM

or how about the potomanic parapeligecs.

***P4IN7 B4LLS*** · September 14th, 10:49 PM

how about a one word band name like "F*CK" or "EATSH!TANDRAPEAGOATFORFUNTHENSLICEYOURFACE"

***P4IN7 B4LLS*** · September 14th, 10:50 PM

which ends up being: eat sh!t and rape a goat for fun then slice your face

lol

**torpeto** · September 14th, 11:31 PM

These are my favorites:
Viceral Pericardium
Kurru
Saprophyte
Jihad

**m98_bmx** · September 15th, 09:05 PM

make it something disgusting, or something people lower their voice to say, like Cannibal corpse ( there a real band) or like pierced scrotum or something revulting, or headspike or something.

here is a favorite passage of mine from Cannibal Corpse, from their CD, Hammer Smashed Face.

The Exorcist
Possessed - Seven Churches
.
Possessed By Evil Force
Satan's Wrath will kill
He will take your soul
Cast you to hell
.
Demons dog domain
Keeping me insane
Evil curse my soul
Burning away
.
Satan's hell will burn
Terrored cries are heard
Ever lasting eternity
Warriors of hell
.
Unleashed men of sin
Hatred hell within
Sinners hate will die
The exorcist
.
I can see the light
I don't want to burn
Help me save my soul
Let me live
.
Your curse is not my fear
Demons within me hear
I will escape your wrath
666
.
This is not my way
Doom, sorrow for eternity
Lights shine below in hell
Forever burning
.
Words of insanity scream out
The final plea
Evil voices scream out
Help me
.
Demons in my body gone
Sicken thoughts left beyond
Haunted by evil memories
Nightmares and sin
.
My mind is burnt and black
Shadowed no way back
Fear of living in hell
Axed my mind
.
Memories held within
Satan's gone in sin
Grasping to relieve the pain
Scared for life
.
Exorcism takes control
Beneath my body help my soul
Save my soul from evil hell
Your spell is lost

**Spudchucker** · September 15th, 09:10 PM

i still say... Gothic Grandmas!!

**torpeto** · September 15th, 09:59 PM

Nice Pic!

I still prefer using words that sound revolting, but in actuality people don't usually know. Like Saprophyte. If memory serves me it is a fungus that feeds on rotting flesh. And Kurru is like mad cow disease, but the only way to get it is by feeding on human brains. And come on, I'm sure you all know what Viceral Pericardium is...
Anyway, here are some more, this time a bit more simple:
MeatHook
Hatchet
BloodyHook
Mild Cardial Infarction
And my favorite: The Pick Axe Polka Five!!

**Shytkicker** · September 15th, 11:58 PM

I'd say something more mischevious. Try "Heavy Meddle."

Don't get it? Me either- but it SOUNDS like there's something to it.

**Mongo** · September 16th, 04:06 PM

Make it sound confusing. or paintball realted!
yeah!

Front Block Pneumatics. or, Total Freak Kit. How bout Agitated 3-way! um. . .(stares at paintball stuff)Barrel pLugs? uh, Rusty Poo Flinging Monkey Haters?

**imhungry** · September 16th, 07:35 PM

here is a sick, disturbing one, babyrelish !!!

or bloody scifncter
or siezier compers
or pooeatincrapmongerswholikebabyrelishonnachos

sabman · September 16th, 09:24 PM

Eternal Forehead, Perpetual Diareahea.

**strokez** · September 17th, 01:02 PM

The Dirty Mops

**imhungry** · September 17th, 07:50 PM

don't waste urtime w/ deat metal, start a street punk band

**Spudchucker** · September 17th, 08:41 PM

Amen to that

**snailbutter** · September 24th, 02:49 PM

try polka

jk