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Old June 14th, 2004, 01:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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funniest thing ever

on a case of paintballs where these words

"Do not ingest."

thats just sad, cause you know someone has done it, otherwise it woldnt be on the case.
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Old June 14th, 2004, 01:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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They have to have warnings on everything now even if its common sense. Becuase they either have been or could be sued for it, have to cover all spectrums.
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Old June 14th, 2004, 02:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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there was once an ad for a pod and it said
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*not really guaranteed lol
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Old June 14th, 2004, 02:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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They have to have warnings on everything now even if its common sense. Becuase they either have been or could be sued for it, have to cover all spectrums.
but thats just it, usaully they dont put warnings on things unless its happened, so someone must have ate one and sued cause he got sick, wich is just sad
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Old June 14th, 2004, 02:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Why is that so funny. It could have been a baby or small child that ate the paintballs.
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Old June 14th, 2004, 02:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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why are u trying to ruin my fun, i was simply making a refrence to a bill engval sketch and u guys turned it into something serious
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Old June 14th, 2004, 03:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Well..... I thought it was funny. THough it could be bad if a baby ate one... Still funny though.
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Old June 14th, 2004, 03:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Also I saw on some coffee stuff my parents have "caution, may be hot after heating"

But someone at 200 paintballs for a dark angel
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Old June 14th, 2004, 03:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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but thats just it, usaully they dont put warnings on things unless its happened, so someone must have ate one and sued cause he got sick, wich is just sad
Well its common to think that some people would try and eat them and like someone else said little kids could get into them which could also be the reason for the warning, not necessarily that someone ate one and tried to sue or did sue.
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Old June 14th, 2004, 03:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Have any of you ever put a paintball in your mouth? Just wondering.

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Old June 14th, 2004, 04:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Yes I've eaten a whole pb. I was aick for the rest of the day and they don't taste good at all it takes forever to get rid of the taste!
But I got $5 dollars so I'm happy.
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Old June 14th, 2004, 04:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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5$ is always good!!! most paintballs are non-toxic, so if you do eat them you just have to bear with the awful taste, but other than that unless you're allergic to something you wont get too sick....
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Old June 14th, 2004, 05:03 PM   #13 (permalink)
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my friend tried to make me eat them. I probably would have, but paintballs are so espensive :P
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Old June 14th, 2004, 06:39 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I ate one as it shattered on my mask and sprayed all in my mouth. I was spitting for like half an hour. It tastes like liquid hand soap mixed with ass juice!
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Old June 14th, 2004, 08:37 PM   #15 (permalink)
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they actually have paintball eating contests.. sooo nasty, but some nice prizes are sometimes up for grabs
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Old June 14th, 2004, 09:51 PM   #16 (permalink)
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"Do not use as a projectile in a catapult"- a warning on a cd player.

Paintballs are nasty tasting, but I'd probably eat 2000 for a dark angel.
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Old June 15th, 2004, 12:20 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Someone told me about a contest a long time ago, but you didn't have to eat it, just chew it up. (2000)
I'd do that.
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Old June 15th, 2004, 12:26 AM   #18 (permalink)
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iv eaten soo manye paintballs for laughs. probly like 30 in total, taste like ****.
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Old June 15th, 2004, 01:02 PM   #19 (permalink)
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5$ is always good!!! most paintballs are non-toxic, so if you do eat them you just have to bear with the awful taste, but other than that unless you're allergic to something you wont get too sick....
You could get mad cow disease from eating paintballs. The gelatin is made from cow and or pig hooves, but same with vitamin E capsules, and advil liquid gels, and so on. Also the advantage shells on RPS paint use some sort of complex carbohydrate powder, like cellulose or something. Maybe its not complex carbs maybe its something in celery (sp?). I'm not remembering much from my science class but I know it uses powdered cellulose, which is like a protein or a carbohydrate.

Theres another reason to buy RPS
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Old June 15th, 2004, 02:16 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Gelatin is made from the collagen in bones, cartilage, and connective tissue.
Most commercial gelatin is made from pig skin though.
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wow only 200 paintballs for a dark angel

i would eat alot more for that

ive eaten 20 at one time for some paint

i was almost throwing up
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Old June 15th, 2004, 02:27 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Now I did once hear about a contest on here and somewhere else where you'd get an Angel Speed for eating a case of paint.
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Old June 16th, 2004, 12:03 AM   #23 (permalink)
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^^^^ yeah theres a bunch of competitions like that, pbs aren't dangerous to eat, they'r just like oil w/ dye in it and hardened geletin
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Old June 16th, 2004, 06:39 AM   #24 (permalink)
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i've eaten many a paintball, i think about 50 in total now, my freind said one time i'll give you a dollar for each paintball you eat.... i ate 20.... he gave me the money too!
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Old June 18th, 2004, 11:31 PM   #25 (permalink)
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sum ppl do eat paintballz, sum for competition(skirmish USA who can eat 200 the fastest) and sum for show, bsides its non toxic, and if you get hit on the mask part right infront of the mouth, you will be eating the paint

paintballs are made of fish guts incase any1's wondering why they smell bad in a hot day
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