So, decided I want a thin and light laptop to carry around, so ordered a cheapy Celeron off the interwebs. Getting rid of this so I have somewhere to put the thin and light.
HP Elitebook 8460P
Intel Core-i5 2540M (2.6 GHz, TurboCore up to 3.3 GHz)
8 GB DDR3 (max)
250 GB SATA 7200 RPM
1600x900 LCD (no 1366x768 crap here)
DVD drive (no idea speeds or anything, I've only ever used it once)
2 USB 3.0 ports (2 USB 2.0 ports also)
Currently dual boots Windows 7 Professional (original OS) and Chakra current. I can install it with just Windows, dual boot with Windows, just linux, or bare drive. I can preinstall a pretty decent selection of distros if you'd like - Debian current, Debian testing, Mageia 4, Chakra, PCLinux OS, OpenSuse. If you wanted anything else preinstalled, check with me. As long as the image can be dd'd to a USB key (not requiring that program that Ubuntu requires) I can probably install it for you (LFS, Gentoo, and Arch excepted, those 3 just take too long or in Arch's case the installation is just too irritating for me to bother).
$350 shipped anywhere in the continental US.
Burned restoration DVD if you wanted Windows
Burned drivers DVD if you wanted Windows
Small shoulder bag (not the big kind, but the small ones)
For an additional $20 I can include a wireless mouse that I have a tendency to buy too many of and so have an extra (Logitech M510).
Can see the Windows COA in this one: