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Old March 2nd, 2005, 04:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Talking Masturbation Contest

I am going to hold a contest to see how long we can hold off not masturbating. Whoever can hold it the longest wins. There is no way to tell if your lying or not but if you are you are gay and just trying to be ecool and win..

RULES:
-Sex, BJs, and handjobs take a day off each time. IE: If you go 10 days, but got two blowjobs, then thats -2, so you would have 8 days.

-MUST PM me when you fail and put how many days you lasted (make SUBJECT of PM "Out" with a little for my pleasure and put your number in there somwhere))

-You have to update at least every 3 days and let us now how your doing and if your still alive.

-When you lose you have to see how many times you can orgasm in an hour.

-Must put "Masterbation contest Member #(your number) or you WILL be removed

-SPECIAL SECRET PRIZE FOR THE WINNER!(not to be given to females)

DAY 1 starts when 20 slots are filled

_LIST OF MEMBERS_ only 20 allowed

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Old March 2nd, 2005, 05:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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dumbest thing I've heard, not everyone has to beat off every 20 minutes fool.
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Old March 2nd, 2005, 06:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
 
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you need to turn 11, then calm down.
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stupid. not to mention stolen from ST.
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Old March 2nd, 2005, 06:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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I am going to hold a contest to see how long we can hold off not masturbating.
^double negative. in fact you are saying who can masturbate. and i sir, can. try paying attention in english class

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Old March 2nd, 2005, 07:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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SIGN ME UP!!!! haha no....... this is gay you need to grow up
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Old March 2nd, 2005, 08:18 AM   #7 (permalink)
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yes, very stupid....
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