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Old March 3rd, 2005, 01:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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To make a long story short, I just got done with some of the most intense pain I've had in a few days. I wasn't thinking very clearly, and I have a slightly injured groin muscled, so I applied some Extra Strength Icy Hot to it, not really thinking about it. Well it's night here and I'm just freeballin around in my shorts, so there's no cloth to seperate skin from sack, so after sitting down for a while I start to feel my left nut start to burn, and I'm just like oh crap. Well it wasn't too bad for the first few seconds.

I wasn't thinking much of it when I put it on for a number of reasons but one of them was when we got initiated we had this balm powder stuff put on our sacks, and they said it was just like icy hot, and it wasn't really that bad. Damn though Icy Hot is 20x as strong as this stuff.

After a while it started to burn bad and I like got up and started trying to rub it off somehow. After failing and having it starting to burn far past my comfort zone, I just got naked and ran for the shower. It sucked because the pipes were really cold for some reason and when I rushed in and turned the water on it was like freezing. I stayed in the shower and it hurt a lot, stayed in there till it got to a more bearable level, the 'cooling' phase.

So here I sit, my left nut feels sooo cold. I'd recomend against doing it, unless you really want to experience something extreme. Kinda like eating really hot peppers, it doesn't taste good but you do it anyway, because you are man, the savage beast that rules over all earth.
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 01:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Jesus christ man. What were you thinking? Dont you know the old "icy hot in the jock" story? Theres a reason why people dont do it on their own will.
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 01:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
 
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wow. i feel your pain, I've done that too and I don't know how, but I didn't even realize that it would burn my testicles too.
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 02:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Cant be as bad as getting it in your eyes and mouth. LoL. But balls is pretty bad to.
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 02:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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now thats funny man. I feel really bad for you.
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 04:43 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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s&m poeple should try this
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 05:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Man, I've done it before. I could go into nasty detail.. Man it was horrible. IT wasn't the pain that hurt. I have a high tolerance for pain. It was the peeling afterwards
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 06:09 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That is the funniest thing i have read in a while. Submit that to ebaums, they might put it into the funny text section, moron mail at the very least.
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 07:14 AM   #9 (permalink)
 
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no man, sometimes when pain is that bad, its not funny.
that sucks, what did u do to get the pain in ur groin in the first place dude?>
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 07:57 AM   #10 (permalink)
 
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ouuch. that has to suck majorly. feelin for ya.
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 01:47 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i remember when the assistant soccer coach got some atomic balm in his eyes, and it supposidly burns way worse than icy hot.

i was rubing it into our golies sholder, then without thinking he rubbed his eye. well he was pacing up and down the sideline with his one eye getting all red and puffy. and he couldnt flush it out with water becasue water only makes the stuff burn worse.


we all felt bad for him, but it was honestly one of the funniest things i have ever witnessed.
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you=pwned by your nutz.
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 02:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I dont know if this is true or not (medic?), but I heard it takes 80 lbs of pressure to pop a nut.

What would happen if your nut popped? Is it possible? I would probably pass out.
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 02:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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One of the guys I work with had one of his nuts begin to "unravel" inside his sack. Thats all I know but he said it was a very painful experience.
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 03:07 PM   #16 (permalink)
 
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arghhh. you guys are makin my nuts hurt! stop it please!

back when my great aunt had shingles and was in the hospital they gave her this balm stuff to put on it that was a cyane pepper base. one day my mom put some on her and immediately washed her hands. her hand burnt for days. then it got to where it wouldn't burn normally, but if she got it wet it would start to burn like a mofo again.

no wonder my great aunt didn't want that crap on her!
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 03:39 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Lmfa0!!!!!! Smart one guy. Anything involving pain to the nuts is like a horror movie to guys...
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I dont know if this is true or not (medic?), but I heard it takes 80 lbs of pressure to pop a nut.

What would happen if your nut popped? Is it possible? I would probably pass out.
In the book dreamcatcher one of the guys nuts pops. 80 punds of pressure huh? there are ways to find out, you just need a volunteer.......
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 05:23 PM   #20 (permalink)
 
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we used to dare each other to do this in class last year...good times. The teachers would be like, "duz ne1 smell mint?" We would just laugh as whoever had it on started screaming ahhaha. It was kind of like a right of passage i guess.
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 05:26 PM   #21 (permalink)
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i've icy hotted my balls before, it ain't that bad
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 09:36 PM   #22 (permalink)
 
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thanks for the heads up, i pulled a groin today ni weighttraining, lol i was actually thinking of putting some of that stuff on.
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 10:59 PM   #23 (permalink)
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do it but just don't get any on the shaft or head, and don't use extra strength. goldbond works best
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Old March 4th, 2005, 10:59 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I did something similar when I injured my groin in high school. I found that the shower only made things worse. Opening the pores to intensify the burning. That was a very bad day. My gf at the time wouldn't even give me a deep groin massage
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Old March 4th, 2005, 12:00 PM   #25 (permalink)
 
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Dam. The worst that ever happened to me was when I zipped it up. I just went to sleep and hoped when I woke up it would be outta the zipper. BUT WHEN I WOKE UP AND PULLED OFF MY PANTS...
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