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Old March 6th, 2005, 03:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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how to make a honda fast.

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Old March 6th, 2005, 03:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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old... but true lol
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Old March 6th, 2005, 03:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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OMG ahahahaha thats so funny yet so true!
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Old March 6th, 2005, 04:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I thought it would be somethin like this
http://photos.imageevent.com/kwando/movieclips/43.mpeg
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hahaa. so true. thats hilarious.
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Old March 6th, 2005, 04:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old March 6th, 2005, 05:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I thought it would be somethin like this
http://photos.imageevent.com/kwando/movieclips/43.mpeg

Psshht...what a rice burner.

No actually that thing is sick...I wanna see its quarter time.
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Old March 7th, 2005, 12:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Psshht...what a rice burner.

No actually that thing is sick...I wanna see its quarter time.
probably as long as it'd take a ricer to get over some speed bumps
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Old March 7th, 2005, 12:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I thought it would be somethin like this
http://photos.imageevent.com/kwando/movieclips/43.mpeg

that is one wicked Honda..too bad it's probaly not street legal. I don't think that woudl count as a ricer though, but I'm not sure what to call it either.
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edit: changed it because its not "original" enough for mr.original himself dablewdevil.

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Old March 8th, 2005, 01:57 PM   #11 (permalink)
 
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Wow because that's original dumbass.(pbmoto) I'd love to see what you are driving. Stickers are there for sponsorships. Dumb****.
wow whats stuck up your ass? I was kidding. anyways I only said that cuz my friends allways say that and they say that because where I live theres a lot of ppl who do that to thier civics. and no stickers arnt allways there for sponserships.

Im not old enough to drive but when i do ill be driving one of these.

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Old March 8th, 2005, 11:05 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Wow because that's original dumbass.(pbmoto) I'd love to see what you are driving. Stickers are there for sponsorships. Dumb****.
funny, I get stickers whenever I buy new parts, when should I expect their sponsorship checks? don't be such a tool, he's talking about the retards who have more stickers on their car than horsepower
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Old March 8th, 2005, 11:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Im not old enough to drive but when i do ill be driving one of these.
why in the hell would you want a contour?
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because its an svt contour with lil over 200 hp and its fast. theres an article on it saying its just as good as the audis and bmws at that time but for 10,000 less.
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because its an svt contour with lil over 200 hp and its fast. theres an article on it saying its just as good as the audis and bmws at that time but for 10,000 less.
fast? it runs 15's
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Old March 9th, 2005, 04:22 PM   #16 (permalink)
 
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My brotherís svt contour is faster then my dads Audi a4 and pretty much every other car around where I live. The only cars Iíve seen that are faster are a wrx and an evo viii. Also svt contours are only 6000 to 9000 dollars. They also handle well stock and handle a lot better with some new shocks and springs like my brothers car does.
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ya dude. Dont get me wrong, I like the SVT contours and all but they arent that fast. Youd probably actually do better buying a honda hatch and swapping a B18 into it. That is for speed (somewhat). If you want looks I cant help ya there. Or do it the old fashion way and buy a turbo talon/eclipse and do turbo work. 14's easily and i love the way those dsms look.
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If you want to go fast for cheap right now the best bang for the buck cars are fox body mustangs and LT1 f-bodies.
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Old March 18th, 2005, 02:25 PM   #19 (permalink)
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My brotherís svt contour is faster then my dads Audi a4 and pretty much every other car around where I live.
1. A4's aren't anything to write home about. Unless it's a Quattro, it should only be a couple of tenths faster than the svt. Definitely a driverís race. If It IS a Quattro, your dad sucks at driving.
2. The cars where you live must be pretty bad.
3. SVT contour isn't a bad vehicle if you like the looks/interior, but it's by no means a "fast" car. Please, please, PLEASE don't get one and "trick it out, y0!", then proceed to drive around everywhere like you're a fast and furious race car driver living your life a quarter-mile at a time.
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