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Old March 14th, 2005, 10:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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RAGE against your mom jokes

what is with teh sudden spurt of your mom jokes?
I think they're funny but only to a certian point

PEOPLE OVER USE THEM!!!!
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Old March 14th, 2005, 10:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Well, I havenít really been frequenting the elementary school playgrounds at recess time recently (teachers kept calling the cops on me)

So unlike you, I havenít been hearing any "mom jokes"
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Old March 14th, 2005, 10:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ouch

I haven't heard anything here at college. Instead, everyone pretends to act gay, and it's been old for about 1129832 months now.
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Old March 14th, 2005, 10:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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umm yea, what mom jokes are you talking about?
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Old March 14th, 2005, 10:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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ya and pepole dont even include a punchline anymore, they just say "ur mom" . there funny when u havent heard'em in a long time and is clever. otherwise dont use it.
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Old March 14th, 2005, 10:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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hes probably talking about in general

no mom jokes here at the forum as i can see



probably just your immature friends
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Old March 14th, 2005, 10:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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your mom goes to college
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Old March 14th, 2005, 10:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old March 14th, 2005, 11:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Ya, I was going to say, it's probably because of Napoleon Dynamite.

I do that all the time to some of my friends. We'll be watching a movie in school or something, and somebody weill be like "This is a good movie." I'll say "Your mom's a good movie."

That kind of stuff is used a lot between acouple of my friends.
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Old March 14th, 2005, 11:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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I've noticed it a lot too, mostly from this dumb ***** at school I hate, hot but a total biznatch
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Old March 14th, 2005, 11:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
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umm yea, what mom jokes are you talking about?
Your children's mom Kat, take that!
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Old March 14th, 2005, 11:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Your children's mom Kat, take that!
so you speak the truth and if wasn't for the alkeyhal (using sound spelling like my daughter) I'm not sure I'd find the humor in that.
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Old March 15th, 2005, 12:04 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Ill say it every once in a while at the most random spots. they aren't really your mom jokes more just like
supervisor "you look worn out"
me " yea I rode your mom all night"
supervisor "Do you wanna get fired nick"
me " your moms fired"
supervisor "get the hell outa here you punk"
me " your mom got punked"
supervisor "im gonna call the cops if you don't get your outa here"
me "your moms a cop....and has clamidea"
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Old March 15th, 2005, 12:09 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old March 15th, 2005, 12:10 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I just do like if someone says "your gay" or a lame insult like that I just say "your moms gay" and then exclaim "OH BURN!!!" just to be an idiot.... I wonder why I dont have friends?
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Old March 15th, 2005, 12:56 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I haven't heard anything here at college. Instead, everyone pretends to act gay, and it's been old for about 1129832 months now.
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Old March 15th, 2005, 01:21 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Ya, I was going to say, it's probably because of Napoleon Dynamite.

I do that all the time to some of my friends. We'll be watching a movie in school or something, and somebody weill be like "This is a good movie." I'll say "Your mom's a good movie."

That kind of stuff is used a lot between acouple of my friends.
thats when its funny

any other time = annoying
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Old March 15th, 2005, 01:37 AM   #18 (permalink)
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i see it a little bit... but its never meant seriously, just as a sarcastic joke
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Old March 15th, 2005, 02:07 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old March 15th, 2005, 12:56 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Ya, I was going to say, it's probably because of Napoleon Dynamite.

I do that all the time to some of my friends. We'll be watching a movie in school or something, and somebody weill be like "This is a good movie." I'll say "Your mom's a good movie."

I'm just refering to them in general, but yes, that is when they are ok to use, but not constantly and just saying your mom isnt' funny at all
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Old March 15th, 2005, 01:34 PM   #21 (permalink)
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but i just say 'Your mom!" to other peoples stupid jokes.. i say it cuz its cliched and in my mind, thats funny
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Old March 15th, 2005, 01:44 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I do take part in the 'your mom' jokes every once in awhile.


I have never seen that Napoleon movie, and I don't plan to.
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Old March 15th, 2005, 01:49 PM   #23 (permalink)
 
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if anyone has xbox live this is a fun play to do it.
You suck
your mom sucks
**** you
**** your mom
shut up
tell your mom to shut up next time
your off my firends list
I know, you can call me daddy

not funny in a sense the whole your mom, just getting people really pissed off
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Old March 15th, 2005, 03:47 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Your mom gets really pissed off.
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Old March 15th, 2005, 04:21 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I pull one off every once in a while. Like some chick will be like "...I'm hungry", so I but out the "Your mom is hungry".

They cry.
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