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Old March 20th, 2005, 08:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Breaking Up

Things aren't working out, like at all. All options have been exhausted. It's been a few month kind of thing. Maybe 5?

How do I do it? (I'm fresh out of clorophorm )
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Old March 20th, 2005, 08:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You say "Things aren't working out, we need to break up." Or something like that.

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Old March 20th, 2005, 08:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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whats a clorophome? anyways just call her and tell her things arnt working out or ask her what to do
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Old March 20th, 2005, 08:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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Make it seem like everything is your fault, not hers (whether or not they are), it's more easy on her that way
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Old March 20th, 2005, 08:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i would just walk up and say its over things arent gonna work out (thats just me) btw, why do u wanna break up? if u dont wanna say it dont sweat it
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Old March 20th, 2005, 08:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old March 20th, 2005, 08:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Tell her you cheated on her....she will most likely break up with you...or just tell her the truth. Say you dont feel as strongly as you used to. Tell her its not fair to her because you dont have as strong feelings toward her.
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Old March 20th, 2005, 08:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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Umm.. three reasons

1. It was a relationship, now it's just secks. And infrequently at that. When we get together, we just sit awkwardly in silence until one of us makes the first move. We can't even talk without getting bored.

2. That's assuming we get together. I haven't seen her in two weeks, and we go to the same school! It's her parents' fault, really.

3. Her parents are super-protective. No place without at least two rents. Can only ride with the rents. Can't be at my house. So basically, this entire thing has been a secret from the start. Exciting at first, total bs now.

And some unmentionables... (Hint= making out with her best friend.) Anyways, this ain't my fault, but it really isn't hers either. Just bad circumstances and we didn't know each other as well as we thought we did at first.

If I'm direct, her friends will despise me, and I'm really good friends with most of her friends. In fact, I'm really close to a couple of them.

Sigh..

EDIT: She thinks it's working out just fine, because she has some emotional thingy. According to her friends, she HAS to be with a guy, or else she feels rejected. So, she'll most likely go nuts when I break up. Btw, I didn't know this until about 2 weeks ago...
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Old March 20th, 2005, 08:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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just tell her that her parents are getting on ur words and say its them or me .... more then likely she'll choose them

If not u can always go with the old " I think ur a whore" line if u want to be painfully awquard

And then theres always shooting her with a paint ball gun

If u want to be serious just tell her how u feel and say i want it to be over

Again this is coming from a 13 year old with no xperience in this area so wut ever good luck

But if the secks is good just tuffen up u panzi its secks god damn
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Old March 20th, 2005, 08:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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But if the secks is good just tuffen up u panzi its secks god damn
Sigh.. coming from a middle-schooler.

Secks is not so special once everyone is willing to put out. Just wait till you hit later high school... it's a sea of hoes. I'd rather have someone I can stand to be with.. or be with at all.
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Old March 20th, 2005, 08:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
 
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then how bout its not u its ur parents
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i was gonna say chloroform
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Old March 20th, 2005, 10:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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there are 3 ways
1) the mean way (makeing up lies,getting realy pissed and yelling)
2) the nice way (tell the truth,explain whats on your mind )
3) the easy way (walkin up say i want to break up and walk away)
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Old March 21st, 2005, 07:12 AM   #15 (permalink)
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there are 3 ways
1) the mean way (makeing up lies,getting realy pissed and yelling)
2) the nice way (tell the truth,explain whats on your mind )
3) the easy way (walkin up say i want to break up and Run away)

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Old March 21st, 2005, 04:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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f*ck her best friend... twice(once before, once after)...
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Old March 21st, 2005, 05:08 PM   #17 (permalink)
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f*ck her best friend... twice(once before, once after)...
and slap her. dont forget that.
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Old March 21st, 2005, 05:15 PM   #18 (permalink)
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and slap her. dont forget that.
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Old March 21st, 2005, 05:18 PM   #19 (permalink)
 
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f*ck her best friend... twice(once before, once after)...
That was kinda the plan. Her best friend is hot. Really hot.

Unfortunately he has a boyfriend. (I'm just kidding )

No, but I'm gonna wait until thursday, tell her after school, let her cry about it over Spring Break, then hope it all cools down by the end of break. Maybe she'll hook up or something, and then everyone will think I'm hurt or something, thus transferring the blame. Mwahahah! She could get ganbanged for all I care...
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Old March 21st, 2005, 05:20 PM   #20 (permalink)
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good plan.

but you forgot the part where you slapped her.
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Old March 21st, 2005, 05:54 PM   #21 (permalink)
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and slap her. + Sammich..
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Old March 21st, 2005, 05:59 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old March 21st, 2005, 07:16 PM   #23 (permalink)
 
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She makes awesome sammiches.. maybe I'll make her make me two.

Okay... everything is set. All that's left is the wait. Everyone agrees with me, and I've only told people I know can keep secrets.

Plus, I've been working out my slaping wrist. Without a good workout, how could I ever hope to do the one-two-slaparoo (also known as the pimp slap?)
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Old March 21st, 2005, 08:33 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Sack up.

Be a man.

Be honest.
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Old March 21st, 2005, 09:04 PM   #25 (permalink)
 
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Sack up.

Be a man.

Be honest.
Her dad is a former felon. Owns guns. Shoots targets that resemble his boss. He doesn't like me. Gotta cushion the blow, man.

Btw, I don't know what he did, but felon+dad+gf=keep cool.
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