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Old August 8th, 2005, 04:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Um...Well... "Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock"

http://www.thewmurchannel.com/news/4...1161&qs=1;bp=t

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Old August 8th, 2005, 04:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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WHAT THE ****?!?
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Old August 8th, 2005, 04:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old August 8th, 2005, 04:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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that had to hurt.
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Old August 8th, 2005, 04:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old August 8th, 2005, 04:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Damn....some people...have to be soooo stupid....
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Old August 8th, 2005, 04:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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that had to hurt.
QFT. talk about some serious droopage
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omfg what the hell is wrong with america.
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Old August 8th, 2005, 05:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.
IDK bout you , but im not gettin a hacksaw anywhere NEAR my nuts...and why would you wait two weeks? I wouldnt want to walk around with a padlock on my crotch for 2 weeks, that would get very annoying.
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Old August 8th, 2005, 05:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old August 8th, 2005, 06:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I think his friend is in for some hurt next time that guy sees him...
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Old August 8th, 2005, 07:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old August 8th, 2005, 08:04 PM   #13 (permalink)
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oh wow..the best drunk prank ever!! the poor guy wore it fro two weeks!?
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Old August 8th, 2005, 08:37 PM   #14 (permalink)
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they swore theyd never tell the news...****ing cops...ima kill someone.
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Old August 8th, 2005, 08:37 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old August 8th, 2005, 08:41 PM   #16 (permalink)
 
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daaaaaaamn that reallly sucks and i would never bring a hacksaw that close to my balls. he shoulda used bacon grease.......
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Old August 9th, 2005, 11:30 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Can you imagine having to be the lock smith that removed it? Touching someone’s testiculars while trying to remove a pad lock from them? That's definitely not in the job description.
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I was watching a show where this guy was in a hot tub,and his love gun got stuck in one of the jets,that would hurt.
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Old August 9th, 2005, 01:08 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Can you imagine having to be the lock smith that removed it? Touching someone’s testiculars while trying to remove a pad lock from them? That's definitely not in the job description.
Imagine how much he got paid though...

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Old August 9th, 2005, 01:13 PM   #22 (permalink)
 
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I was watching a show where this guy was in a hot tub,and his love gun got stuck in one of the jets,that would hurt.
I didn't tell them they could make a ****ing TV show about that!!!




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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:46 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Can you imagine having to be the lock smith that removed it? Touching someone’s testiculars while trying to remove a pad lock from them? That's definitely not in the job description.
actually i think it'd be pretty amusing

just striking up conversation while someone is unlocking a padlock around your balls... "soo....how do you like the weather"
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Old August 9th, 2005, 08:43 PM   #24 (permalink)
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thats a good one.... i will have to remember that.
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Old August 9th, 2005, 09:08 PM   #25 (permalink)
 
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why didnt he just go to the hospital what a douche i would have went privately to a doctor and asked for help and have him assign me to like a locksmith or something good lord talk about DA.....
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