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Old August 9th, 2005, 02:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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my cat is kinky

ok so its like 3:45 and im walking through my house naked. ok. then one of my cats walk up to me and jumps up on my leg and looks up at me. so im like, wutever, so i start to pet it. im not sure if the cat took this as flirting or what then she starts to bat my dick back and forth. and now im like "wtf cat?" so i push it away. then she jumps back up an bites me. right in on the head. i kicked that cat across the room so hard. ouch. its still sore.
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Old August 9th, 2005, 02:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Why the **** are you walking around your house naked?
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by the look of ur avvy i thought u were a girl, then u said dick, and now its down to transsexual, transvestite, or woman.

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Old August 9th, 2005, 02:57 PM   #5 (permalink)
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by the look of ur avvy i thought u were a girl, then u said dick, and now its down to transsexual, transvestite, or woman.

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Why the **** are you walking around your house naked?
im the only one still up, i like being naked, i just got out of the shower
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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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right on your head as in dick or head as in cranium. I think you mean dick but that has got to hurt like hell.
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thats my gf. im a dude

im the only one still up, i like being naked, i just got out of the shower
wear a towel u queer
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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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wow, back off man. It his house, his life, and let him live it how he wants to.
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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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wear a towel u queer
dude i love being naked. i dont know why though. i already dried off
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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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right on your head as in dick or head as in cranium. I think you mean dick but that has got to hurt like hell.
dick

how could a cat reach my head head?
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uhh tall cat. dumb wuestion. that has got to be one desperate cat. no offense <3
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Creeps! heh, this is a funny picture I got in my head, if not a little odd..

BTW, your GF has a decent looking face....
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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:08 PM   #15 (permalink)
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BTW, your GF has a decent looking face....
thanks. i think so too
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did your cat come back for more after you kicked it.
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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:27 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:31 PM   #20 (permalink)
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no it wasn't, who plays with their cat using their dick?

it's wrong and sick.
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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:33 PM   #21 (permalink)
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your cat just wanted some attention, why didn't you just please it?
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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:36 PM   #22 (permalink)
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no it wasn't, who plays with their cat using their dick?

it's wrong and sick.
The cat jumped on him, and then did the thing... He pushed the cat off...

Cat came back, bit his winky and the cat went flying.

How is that playing with the cat?
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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:38 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Personally I think all cat should be placed in a bag with a couple rocks and thrown into a lake. I cant stand cats.
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Personally I think all cat should be placed in a bag with a couple rocks and thrown into a lake. I cant stand cats.
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Old August 9th, 2005, 03:43 PM   #25 (permalink)
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no it wasn't, who plays with their cat using their dick?

it's wrong and sick.
i uhh....dont think you understood. big balla explained it quite well
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