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Old August 12th, 2005, 01:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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For everyone who dosnt get ******* Chain Letters

You are really missing out....

+++ FACTS ABOUT SEX+++++
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¢¾++Men Facts++¢¾

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.



¢¾+Some stuff on the ladies+¢¾
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive"
(20% of British women do. 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".)

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women dont like oral sex

5) 95% of women shave their privates.



¢¾+Both+¢¾
--------------------------------
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they
have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.



¢¾+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+¢¾
---------------------------------------------
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you
have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and
shinier and tone your physic.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.


¢¾Did You Know¢¾
----------------------------------------
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to
running 75 miles!!!!
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Old August 12th, 2005, 01:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).

that statistic is so reassuring because i can say truthfully im way above average
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for those of us who do get ******* chainletters....WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT ****!!!!!!!!! RAWR





that is all
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Typical ******* bulletin:
"Omg...Teh Tom is going to delete your ******* if you don't repost this!!!!!! He says if you lie about your agerz you will be deleted...OMG Repost this! Come on!"
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Old August 12th, 2005, 02:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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you forgot

'P.S. this is real.'
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Old August 12th, 2005, 02:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
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7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

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Wow.
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'P.S. this is real.'
ah yes....even though Tom's ******* says "all of these bulletins are fake! n00bs!!!"
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Old August 12th, 2005, 09:29 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I hate ******* chainmail close this thread down
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Old August 12th, 2005, 09:33 AM   #9 (permalink)
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for those of us who do get ******* chainletters....WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT ****!!!!!!!!! RAWR





that is all
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Old August 12th, 2005, 10:40 AM   #10 (permalink)
 
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2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).

that statistic is so reassuring because i can say truthfully im way above average
You measure?
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Old August 12th, 2005, 11:25 AM   #11 (permalink)
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You measure?
You have to measure??? To know that it's more than 5 inches.
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Old August 12th, 2005, 11:36 AM   #12 (permalink)
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2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).

that statistic is so reassuring because i can say truthfully im way above average
Here's a 'statistic'. 98% of PBF's members are men, and don't want to hear about other men's danger zones.
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Old August 12th, 2005, 11:50 AM   #13 (permalink)
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*I...went...to...the...DAIN-JA ZONE!!"

(bu-ra-pa-bum-bum)





lol sorry I couldn't resist man.

But he's right. I don't want to visualize any pre-teen male genitalia. If you enjoy that kind of thing, go visit Michael Jackson's house.
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Old August 12th, 2005, 11:53 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Ugh, I had to sing that song for 4th grade. "Highway to the DAIN-JA ZONE"...at least I think thats how part of it went.
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Old August 12th, 2005, 12:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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60% of women have had boob jobs?

I dont think so

And if you dont shave your pubes your missing out and girls will give you the thumbs down
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Old August 12th, 2005, 12:04 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Here's a 'statistic'. 98% of PBF's members are men, and don't want to hear about other men's danger zones.
its more of a "no-fly-zone" than a danger zone
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I read that **** on women in a magazine. I believe it too.
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Old August 12th, 2005, 12:35 PM   #18 (permalink)
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94% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Most of that is bull ****. The thing about the implants - no way that 60% of woman have had them. 75% of woman don't like oral sex? Wow, I find that hard to believe. 70% of highschoolers have had sex before graduating? Yeah right. Maybe 70% of the cool kids. There's no way that 70% of my school has had sex.

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94% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Most of that is bull ****. The thing about the implants - no way that 60% of woman have had them. 75% of woman don't like oral sex? Wow, I find that hard to believe. 70% of highschoolers have had sex before graduating? Yeah right. Maybe 70% of the cool kids. There's no way that 70% of my school has had sex.

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Just because women will perform oral sex does not mean they enjoy it.
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Just because women will perform oral sex does not mean they enjoy it.
Oral sex can also refer to a guy giving a girl oral sex.

I highly doubt they don't enjoy that.

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*I...went...to...the...DAIN-JA ZONE!!"

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lol sorry I couldn't resist man.

But he's right. I don't want to visualize any pre-teen male genitalia. If you enjoy that kind of thing, go visit Michael Jackson's house.
2 things

1. tahts my favorite movie
2. michael jackson's house has been wiped clean
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Old August 12th, 2005, 02:35 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Oral sex can also refer to a guy giving a girl oral sex.

I highly doubt they don't enjoy that.

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ive seen this before, and i always took that stat as a girl getting oral sex not giving it...anyways, i hate ******* chainmail bull****...and the yahoo ones too "if you dont send this to everyone on your buddy list before august 15th you will be charged 25 dollars a month" doesnt anyone stop to think, uhhh they dont have your credit card number? or other stuff like that...smh....ive been getting those messages for a year and still use YIM charge free


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Old August 12th, 2005, 02:48 PM   #24 (permalink)
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...and the yahoo ones too "if you dont send this to everyone on your buddy list before august 15th you will be charged 25 dollars a month" doesnt anyone stop to think, uhhh they dont have your credit card number? or other stuff like that
Yeah, I hate the AIM ones that say something like "In an effort to consolidate AIM screen names, we are taking a survey of all active AIM names. You must forward this to 5 people to avoid having your account deleted."

Or like...

"The AIM servers have become overloaded with screen names. Each person will now be limited to one screen name. Please forward this to 5 other people, as the unactive accounts will be deleted."

People are so gullible.

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