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Old August 13th, 2005, 02:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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ok ya all know the orkin man zaps bugs and ****. Well this girl comes up to my front door. kinda hot. well it's 2:30 and i just woke up so i look like ****. and she hands me this thing and walks off. one of those door sales men. So i'm thinking to my self what the hell is someone hot doing this for. at that moment bam she slips right off my deck on her ass. i don't know but that was the funniest thing in the world.
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Old August 13th, 2005, 02:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Lol I would have loved to see that. You shoulda used that moment to your advantage...invite her in and take it from there
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Old August 13th, 2005, 03:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old August 13th, 2005, 04:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I would've gone to help her up, insisted that she needed a band-aid, and played doctor.




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Old August 13th, 2005, 04:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old August 13th, 2005, 04:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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i just woulda given her a firm slap on the ass and said "everythign seems ship-shape" at which point we woulda gone inside and made.... sammichs....
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i just woulda given her a firm slap on the ass and said "everythign seems ship-shape" at which point we woulda gone inside and made.... sammichs....
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Old August 13th, 2005, 07:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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im all for girls and everything but isnt this a wee bit like how say degrading i mean women are people too
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Old August 13th, 2005, 07:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
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if i fell on the deck, most people would have came out to help me.... and thenw e would go inside to make...... samiches.....
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lol i should make it smaller
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