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Old August 15th, 2005, 12:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Some really weird story

>>>Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

>>>Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
>>>John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

>>>Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
>>>John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

>>>Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
>>>Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

>>>Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
>>>Both Presidents were shot in the head.

NOW IT GETS REALLY WEIRD!
>>>Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
>>>Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

>>>Both were assassinated by Southerners.
>>>Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

>>>Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
>>>Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

>>>John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
>>>Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

>>>Both assassins were known by their three names.
>>>Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

HANG ON TO YOUR SEATS!
>>>Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
>>>Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

>>>Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
>>>Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

>>>Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

HERES THE KICKER!
>>>A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
>>>A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
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Old August 15th, 2005, 12:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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thats freaky...
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Old August 15th, 2005, 12:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Old and I think its all true
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Old August 15th, 2005, 12:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah, seen it many of times, really interesting but I have no idea if it is all true.
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Old August 15th, 2005, 12:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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The Illuminati at work.
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Old August 15th, 2005, 12:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old August 15th, 2005, 12:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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old, and a lot of that is stretched
the marilyn monroe thing is speculation
and booth wasnt assasinated, he was shot by police
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Old August 15th, 2005, 01:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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^^still kinda ssassinated...and that is cool
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Old August 15th, 2005, 05:24 PM   #11 (permalink)
 
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if one more person says old....

All of it is true, but like someone said, the marilyn monroe thing is a stretch
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Old August 15th, 2005, 05:25 PM   #12 (permalink)
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My history teacher told me that, so it HAS to be true.
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Old August 15th, 2005, 06:21 PM   #13 (permalink)
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words of wisdom, most history teachers dont know ****
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words of wisdom, most history teachers dont know ****
My history teacher tried teaching us about Vietnam (my favorite war to study...I'm insanely knowledgable on the war) and failed miserably. Let's just list some of the things he said:

*Tet Offensive was a failed US attack on North Vietnam that turned the public against the war
FALSE: The Tet Offensive was a failed attack on South Vietnam by the NVA and Vietcong. We ANNIHILATED them, so much so that throughout the remainder of the war, the Vietcong was all but eliminated.

*Napalm was a chemical defoliator.
FALSE: Napalm is basically gelatinized gasoline. It was made to burn, and burn, and burn, and burn...and then burn some more.

*Napalm was not used as an anti-personnel weapon.
FALSE: Napalm was DEFINITELY used against people. In fact, it was one of the most effective weapons we had in Vietnam.
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Old August 16th, 2005, 01:40 AM   #15 (permalink)
 
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Too bad Oswald didn't kill JFK, so none of that matters.
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Old August 16th, 2005, 01:45 AM   #16 (permalink)
 
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words of wisdom, most history teachers dont know ****

hey comeone on nyy be nice i'm studying to be a history teacher
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>>>Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

>>>Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
>>>John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

>>>Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
>>>John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

>>>Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
>>>Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

>>>Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
>>>Both Presidents were shot in the head.

NOW IT GETS REALLY WEIRD!
>>>Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
>>>Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

>>>Both were assassinated by Southerners.
>>>Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

>>>Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
>>>Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

>>>John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
>>>Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

>>>Both assassins were known by their three names.
>>>Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

HANG ON TO YOUR SEATS!
>>>Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
>>>Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

>>>Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
>>>Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

>>>Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

HERES THE KICKER!
>>>A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
>>>A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
There, I fixed it for you.
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Old August 17th, 2005, 10:53 AM   #18 (permalink)
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^lmao.

yes yes yes old old old. proph3t you should have tooken a camera to class and put owned on the board behind her. <3

my friends[vietnamese] dad was like robbed by the vietcong, and his first wife worked with them to get his money. so we saw some vietnese people and he told us how to say long live vietcong and they got all scared.
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