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Old December 15th, 2005, 10:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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greatest fortune cookie ever!!*pics*

yea, so after the wrestling tournament me and about 7 other guys thought we should reward ourselves by going out for some chinese food......even though i was the only one on the team to win a match at the dual lol but watever

well i was at imperial garden and got a lemon chicken, after i was done of course i opened my fortune cookie and this is what i got....



and one of my friends' said "you will make a good lawyer" wat happened to real fortunes huh?!
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Old December 15th, 2005, 10:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old December 15th, 2005, 10:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i had a funny fortune a while ago. it wasnt really a good thing, it was extremely negative, but i cant find it
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Old December 15th, 2005, 11:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Did the chinese restaurant by the wrong bag? I know they make "joke" fortune cookies...someone effed up.
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Old December 15th, 2005, 11:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Nah, I got the best one ever...

"There is a big cake waiting for you."

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Old December 15th, 2005, 11:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old December 15th, 2005, 11:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Nah, I got the best one ever...

"There is a big cake waiting for you in bed."

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Old December 16th, 2005, 09:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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fortune cookies are nasty.
I don't usually find whats inside terribly interesting.
But if I opened up one and it was like, "you're Gay!", or " you are adopted", or "*****!"
That would make me lol.
not hte words, but just the fact that i got owned by a fortune cookie would make my day
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Old December 16th, 2005, 09:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
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oh noes double post!
skate, you have the same carpet as me.
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Old December 16th, 2005, 12:21 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i got a fortune once and it said you are gonna have an unexspected visit and right when i finished reading it i looked up and my friend was coming down the street. It was kinda freaky
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Old December 16th, 2005, 12:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old December 16th, 2005, 12:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old December 16th, 2005, 01:25 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I got the best one. It said something kinda like "Gambling will be your downfall" and on the back it had lucky numbers.



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Old December 16th, 2005, 01:27 PM   #16 (permalink)
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haha, I got one that said something like "God favors you above all others"

I did a big ol WTF. Of course it was funny the rest of the night because anything my friends said I could just remind them that god likes me better than everyone else.
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Exactly, you have to add "in bed" to everything, when you do, it all makes sense!

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Old December 16th, 2005, 01:49 PM   #19 (permalink)
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lmfao... now, if you add... "that wasn't chicken... in bed" now that makes you wonder... and anyone that's been there sure as hell knows it's as far away from Chicken as you can get! hahaha!!!

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I had a fortune cookie that told me to go to hell once...
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I got one saying I'll have great memories with my husband. im like WTF
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Somebody should try an make counterfeit ones and put something offending on it and then you can open it when you're eating at a Chinese food place, and get all pissed, and complain to the manager and you'll get a free meal.
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Somebody should try an make counterfeit ones and put something offending on it and then you can open it when you're eating at a Chinese food place, and get all pissed, and complain to the manager and you'll get a free meal.
thats a good idea lol..
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