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Old December 23rd, 2005, 01:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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wow yesterday was kinda f'ed up.

I woke up this morning and starting thinking about it. and yesterday was just a total brain ****. Day before yesterday I had 24 hour duty. So I got back to my room in the morning about 9 or so and passed out. I woke up in the afternoon then and found out that I had a cold that was getting to be annoying. not a bad cold just the kinda thing that my head is draining fluids and Im getting tired of it. I take a few different cold drugs and throw on my army sweat pants and sweatshirt. Not exactly the coolest looking threads out there. I didn't give a **** though because I felt like **** and I was planning on sleeping or just sitting around some more.

My room mate decided that wouldn't be the full story...He shows up about 5 or so with a big smile on his face so I call him a *** then he lets me know that I probably suck dick. Normal exchange. Then he asks me how my day of jacking off and sleeping had been and I said it was pimp...except not. He then tells me he got a new suv today and that I was a *** for not having an auto.('tis true )...anwho. We decide to go for a drive. Im still wearing the dirty ass sweat suit and now a pair of tenis shoes. We start driving for a while and he announces that we are going to mcdonalds. We are parked in the most ghetto micky Dees Ive ever seen the gutters were falling off. it had one of those things that moves up and down to blow out your tires...like a spike or stinger strip only it was the perm. kind. We order food I get a premium chicken classic with fries and a pibb....was good. but we are at the window that you pay for. about 5 feet in front of us is there little security strip so you don't drive off or something. 3 guys come walking outa walmart. total dirtbag looking ****s. They get in this 1980s reject pos-mobile and start driving out when one gets out of the car and launchs his cup at the suv. Its a brand new black nissan xterra. the cup was a 05 medium milkshake which was strawberry I believe. They drive off and we can't follow because of this ****ing spike strip thing.

We go and take it too a car wash. And at this car wash there are two very large human beings. A race called samoans. thats not how you spell it but who the **** cares anyway!? They are both wearing coverall mechanic style clothes. They both come walking out and when they get to the car he tells her to get inside also adding...you stupid ho. We were both still mad about the ****tards throwing **** at the truck. He on the other hand was drunk and pretty pumped about the fact that he was getting laid very soon. this guy probably weighed 300 pounds and the chick was just a few pounds shy of the 250 mark. We congratulate him on getting some tuna tonight and told him to wrap his tool. he gave us a bad look.

I started drinking liquid niquil at about 5 or 6. At this point it is starting to kick my ass. Im kinda just rollin with the punchs. After the car wash we went back to the dealership because Ive been interested in frontiers for a while now and they are having end of year close outs. Nicky likie. Nothing strange about there except for the number of bums around the dealership and the fact that we looked pretty hard and didn't see a single video camera. kinda wierd I suppose. We stopped at a cheveron station for directions because things were getting more and more poor. nothing wrong with that kinda neighborhood but we have one of the worst crime rates in the us and we are driving around in a shiny new xterra and I luckily have a full suit that says army all over it...so someone doesn't like the army well..Im screwed. I don't have any handgun on me ps...

We finally find the walmart we stopped to ask for. he needed some **** so I go along. I kinda wander my way through this place it is the crappiest walmart I have ever seen. Two of the stock guys both asian started slapping the **** outa each other. I stop at one of the vending machines and buy a mt dew cause I wasn't thinking at all. SO heres the deal mt dew is much stronger than night quil...We get back to the barracks and I sit down. I was thinking I would be able to pass out again no big deal. but no..Im full of energy again. I sit down to my computer and some retard named hypnotize is spamming like a retard. I throw in agua teen hunger force in my dvd player and don't both watching the episodes...I just listened as I surfed the net. Funny night.
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 02:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 02:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Wow.


I actually read all of that.
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 02:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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I actually read all of that.
ha same here but it was pretty entertaining...hope ya passed back out bubba
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 02:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I actually read all of that.
Same here...decent read though.

Sounds like you had an interesting day.
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 02:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Nothing, well, ****ed up happened. In my opinion of course.

Unless you're one of the many members who sits on their ass on all day, every day
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 02:40 PM   #7 (permalink)
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it was just ****ed up in the way that Im like drugged or something. Everything just kinda happened and I sat back and watched. I don't like most of anchorage and most everyone I meet here I hate.
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 02:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You "read" it all. If you would have said TL;DR, Bubba would have had his way with you.

Colds really suck man, and ATHF is amazing.

But I lol'd at the somoan part. Hypnotize is pissing me off as well.
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 03:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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Pretty good story
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 03:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
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<3 for Nick cuz his stories rock my socks.

</3 for spike strips. I was hoping you beat the **** outa those guys.
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 04:07 PM   #11 (permalink)
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good read. wasnt planning on reading it, but i figured, im not doing anything anyways...so what the day before you had CQ or something?
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 04:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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no it was the day after cq...recovery sucks and rocks at the same time. you are tired as hell but you don't have to do anything anyway.
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 05:08 PM   #13 (permalink)
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yeah i meant...the day before, was when you had CQ, and yeah i know what you mean having to stay on guard for 24 hrs but then you get a rest day
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 05:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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I cant belive i just read that. Sounds like one ****ed up day. The ghetto micky d's made me laugh though. I got a quick question, you metioned not carrying a handgun. When you carry one are you showing it or conceling it? Or are you just breaking the law ? Serious question, because i know you can carry knives on you but you cant conceal them. not sure if that applies to handguns though.

PS: Why the hell did they throw a shake at the car?
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I cant belive i just read that. Sounds like one ****ed up day. The ghetto micky d's made me laugh though. I got a quick question, you metioned not carrying a handgun. When you carry one are you showing it or conceling it? Or are you just breaking the law ? Serious question, because i know you can carry knives on you but you cant conceal them. not sure if that applies to handguns though.

PS: Why the hell did they throw a shake at the car?
alaska has open and concelled carry without a license now. You can carry anyway you want as long as you tell a leo that you have it if they stop you.

eta...you can't carry in some places schools airports and places that have open containers.
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What makes you assume that cocker? Thanks for clearing that up bubba, it was kinda freaking me out .
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 06:03 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I sit down to my computer and some retard named hypnotize is spamming like a retard. I throw in agua teen hunger force in my dvd player and don't both watching the episodes...I just listened as I surfed the net. Funny night.
Need i say more? Read his last paragraph at the bottom.
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 06:14 PM   #18 (permalink)
 
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Yea, he said i was a reatard spamming the forums? Like i didnt know that?
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hes going to be a good boy now right?
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Great read. So I guess even alaska has ghettos.
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Well after i realized how stupid and annoying i was yesteday the answer would be yes
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 06:59 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Just yesterday?
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Just yesterday?
Question, are you trying to start a flame war with me or are you just being a royal dick?

I dont want to ruin bubbas Thread, so do me a favor and grab the glass that says STFU and start drinking.....*walks away muttering "Oh yea...that was good"
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Reading that I thought you were in Hawaii.(I looked under your AV and realized otherwise) Ghettos and not liking Army guys. Sounds just like my days at Schofield Barracks.
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