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Old December 26th, 2005, 08:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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here's your sign...

i was at the movies and the little trailer thing before the movie said, "Locate the exits in the front and rear of the theater. Please use these exits in the case of an emergency." Like what other way do I have to get out?

anybody have a "here's your sign" story?
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Old December 26th, 2005, 08:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Like what other way do I have to get out?
That gave me a good laugh!

Another one is the Ref's saying "Go to the deadbox when your shot"....Duh!!

I have to tell walk-on/rec players this all the time lol
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Old December 26th, 2005, 09:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old December 26th, 2005, 09:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old December 26th, 2005, 09:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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"this bridge is slippery when covered with ice"
i have one of those right by my house, every time im with a friend i laugh and they are like "wat?"
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Old December 26th, 2005, 10:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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"this bridge is slippery when covered with ice"
yea those are cool..
and on fresh coffee cups
"Caution Hot"
like wtf, if it was cold id choke a *****.
and uhh, those
"Caution if food is not chewed properly choking is possible"
something like that was on my pretzels once, like...am i going to swallow a big jagged cracker hole?
wait i just had one,
whats up with those "Wanted dead or alive things"
well how else would i give him to you? like, zombie?ok that last one didnt work after reading it a couple times, ease up....
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Old December 26th, 2005, 10:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
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its not really a heres your sign thing though be theres a sign that says

Slow children at play

it makes me laugh
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Old December 27th, 2005, 01:38 AM   #8 (permalink)
 
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warning on a can of pepper spray: "May irritate eyes."
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Old December 27th, 2005, 01:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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yea those are cool..
and on fresh coffee cups
"Caution Hot"
like wtf, if it was cold id choke a *****.
and uhh, those
"Caution if food is not chewed properly choking is possible"
something like that was on my pretzels once, like...am i going to swallow a big jagged cracker hole?
wait i just had one,
whats up with those "Wanted dead or alive things"
well how else would i give him to you? like, zombie?ok that last one didnt work after reading it a couple times, ease up....
that first one is for retards who forget coffee is hot, spill it on their vag, then sue mcdonalds for it.
the "wanted dead or alive" means just that; dead OR alive. as in, one or the other, doesnt really matter which. it doesn't say "wanted neither dead nor alive"

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warning on a can of pepper spray: "May irritate eyes."
or on cans of peanuts "warning: may contain nuts"
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Old December 27th, 2005, 01:45 AM   #10 (permalink)
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there's more to the hot coffee deal than people think, i wouldn't use that as an example
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hahaha what ^^^^???
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hahaha what ^^^^???
Some friends and I were skating by a pond,and in the middle, there was a sign that said "No Parking" on a post,in the water. I really don't know how it got there.
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there are a lot of people in the world with absolutely no common sense and those people end up becoming rich because they **** up and sue because theres no 'warning signs' which is prolly why there are a lot of stupid ones out there.
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Old December 27th, 2005, 01:13 PM   #18 (permalink)
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my parents do that all the time
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there's more to the hot coffee deal than people think, i wouldn't use that as an example
well i did, so oh well. there's still no reason there should be a warning: hot coffee label on a coffee cup
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i love the sign that says

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its like inviting pedophiles to do what they love
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on the peanuts container: "warning, must chew before swallowing"


and that coffee one always reminds me of seinfeld.
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here's a winner. I bought a nice S&W pocket knife, and the warning label on it said: WARNING: DO NOT STICK IN CHILDREN.
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here's a winner. I bought a nice S&W pocket knife, and the warning label on it said: WARNING: DO NOT STICK IN CHILDREN.
LMFAO. I actually laughed at that for a whole minute.
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I want pics of that...
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